Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[sweetsauce]

They were exhausted but over the moon
But the sun would come up soon
So hard they'd played
The plans they'd made
Would rival any cartoon!

Cymru! hugs

 

[Cymru6969]

So, two Welshies met in a bar

 

[sweetsauce]

So, two Welshies met in a bar
On match day in Cardiff Ha Ha!

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

So, two Welshies met in a bar
On match day in Cardiff Ha Ha!
one with the Blues

 

[Cymru6969]

So, two Welshies met in a bar
On match day in Cardiff Ha Ha!
one with the Blues
puked on Osprey's shoes

 

[sweetsauce]

So, two Welshies met in a bar
On match day in Cardiff Ha Ha!
one with the Blues
puked on Osprey's shoes
A drunk punch-up but it didn't go far

 

[Cymru6969]

Ulster is up next. Bring it on!

 

[sweetsauce]

Ulster is up next. Bring it on!
Visiting the capital city of song

 

[AbsintheFather]

Ulster is up next. Bring it on!
Visiting the capital city of song
Drink a pint or three

 

[TomBoner]

Ulster is up next. Bring it on!
Visiting the capital city of song
Drink a pint or three
Until you've got to pee

 

[weespanner]

Ulster is up next. Bring it on!
Visiting the capital city of song
Drink a pint or three
Until you've got to pee
Then fight your way through the throng

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There were two blokes named Bob and Paul

 

[saltysol]

There were two blokes named Bob and Paul
And both were incredibly tall

 

[weespanner]

There were two blokes named Bob and Paul
And both were incredibly tall
But unlucky with love

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There were two blokes named Bob and Paul
And both were incredibly tall
But unlucky with love
With the same little dove

 

[weespanner]

There were two blokes named Bob and Paul
And both were incredibly tall
But unlucky with love
With the same little dove
But at least they could play basketball!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There were two blokes named Bob and Paul
And both were incredibly tall
But unlucky with love
With the same little dove
But at least they could play basketball!

*good one, wee

 

[saltysol]

There once was a pirate named Mary...

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There once was a pirate named Mary...
Who's pussy was unusually hairy

 

[saltysol]

There once was a pirate named Mary...
Who's pussy was unusually hairy
Thar's oft sea men in it

 

[weespanner]

There once was a pirate named Mary...
Who's pussy was unusually hairy
Thars oft sea men in it
Trying to find the slit

 

[saltysol]

There once was a pirate named Mary...
Who's pussy was unusually hairy
Thars oft sea men in it
Trying to find the slit
Which is sideways cuz Mary's cuntrary

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There once was a pirate named Mary...
Who's pussy was unusually hairy
Thars oft sea men in it
Trying to find the slit
So she wears skirts to keep it airy

 

[Cymru6969]

She said,"Let's try anal sex now!"

 

[weespanner]

She said,"Let's try anal sex now!"
Some 'stern', as opposed to the bow