Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[TomBoner]

She said,"Let's try anal sex now!"
Some 'stern', as opposed to the bow
You can poke it in deep

 

[weespanner]

She said,"Let's try anal sex now!"
Some 'stern', as opposed to the bow
You can poke it in deep
I won't fall asleep

 

[TomBoner]

She said,"Let's try anal sex now!"
Some 'stern', as opposed to the bow
You can poke it in deep
I won't fall asleep
Until you cum and how!

 

[Cymru6969]

She rather liked it up the bum

 

[Cardiffwriter]

So, two Welshies met in a bar
On match day in Cardiff Ha Ha!
one with the Blues
puked on Osprey's shoes
A drunk punch-up but it didn't go far

Nice!

 

[TomBoner]

She rather liked it up the bum
Moreso when it produced lots of cum

 

[Cymru6969]

She rather liked it up the bum
Moreso when it produced lots of cum
A sphincter is tight

 

[Adre]

She rather liked it up the bum
Moreso when it produced lots of cum
A sphincter is tight
And rarely sees light

 

[weespanner]

She rather liked it up the bum
Moreso when it produced lots of cum
A sphincter is tight
To hold in the shite

 

[Adre]

She rather liked it up the bum
Moreso when it produced lots of cum
A sphincter is tight
To hold in the shite
And needs to be banged like a drum

 

[Cymru6969]

Let's wipe the slate clean. Hah! Get it?

 

[weespanner]

Let's wipe the slate clean. Hah! Get it?
I can't quite believe that I said it!

 

[Cymru6969]

Let's wipe the slate clean. Hah! Get it?
I can't quite believe that I said it!
Fuck it! Let's make out!

 

[weespanner]

Let's wipe the slate clean. Hah! Get it?
I can't quite believe that I said it!
Fuck it! Let's make out!
*Purses like a trout*

 

[Cymru6969]

Let's wipe the slate clean. Hah! Get it?
I can't quite believe that I said it!
Fuck it! Let's make out!
*Purses like a trout*
Clothing comes off in just a bit

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Naughty girls do it much better

 

[weespanner]

Naughty girls do it much better
Always horny and usually wetter

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Naughty girls do it much better
Always horny and usually wetter
They fuck like they mean it

 

[weespanner]

Naughty girls do it much better
Always horny and usually wetter
They fuck like they mean it
Use their tongue to clean it

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Naughty girls do it much better
Always horny and usually wetter
They fuck like they mean it
Use their tongue to clean it
And flaunt an "A" on their sweater

 

[saltysol]

Two ladies argued over Ben's nuts

 

[weespanner]

Two ladies argued over Ben's nuts
Cos they made him limp when he struts

 

[saltysol]

Two ladies argued over Ben's nuts
Cos they made him limp when he struts
They couldn't decide

 

[weespanner]

Two ladies argued over Ben's nuts
Cos they made him limp when he struts
They couldn't decide
If he needed a ride

 

[saltysol]

Two ladies argued over Ben's nuts
Cos they made him limp when he struts
They couldn't decide
If he needed a ride
He lost both, what a waste, the poor putz