Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[mamasota]

She took it one inch at a time

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

She took it one inch at a time
Any more would have been a crime

 

[weespanner]

She took it one inch at a time
Any more would have been a crime
Until she was full

 

[travelmate2002]

She took it one inch at a time
Any more would have been a crime
Until she was full
of that wild bull

 

[weespanner]

She took it one inch at a time
Any more would have been a crime
Until she was full
of that wild bull
The feeling was simply sublime

 

[saltysol]

Frances found she preferred her sex toys

 

[weespanner]

Frances found she preferred her sex toys
After shagging a few local boys

 

[TomBoner]

Frances found she preferred her sex toys
After shagging a few local boys
She'd get herself off

 

[weespanner]

Frances found she preferred her sex toys
After shagging a few local boys
She'd get herself off
And force out a cough
To cover the loud buzzing noise


sorry, couldn't resist! ((Jett))

 

[saltysol]

Frances found she preferred her sex toys
After shagging a few local boys
She'd get herself off
And force out a cough
To cover the loud buzzing noise


sorry, couldn't resist! ((Jett))

Nice...


She had a gift for closing the rhyme

 

[Cymru6969]

She had a gift for closing the rhyme
Written in the nude most of the time

 

[weespanner]

She had a gift for closing the rhyme
Written in the nude most of the time
Using nipples to type

 

[Cymru6969]

She had a gift for closing the rhyme
Written in the nude most of the time
Using nipples to type
And her tongue to swipe

 

[weespanner]

She had a gift for closing the rhyme
Written in the nude most of the time
Using nipples to type
And her tongue to swipe
The keyboard for traces of grime


yuk!!!

 

[TomBoner]

The gift of rhyme sometimes betrayed her

 

[Cymru6969]

She had a gift for closing the rhyme
Written in the nude most of the time
Using nipples to type
And her tongue to swipe
The keyboard for traces of grime


yuk!!!

yuk indeed. I was thinking more of an iPhone/iPad type of swipe


The gift of rhyme sometimes betrayed her
The hairy Welshman sometimes laid her

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

The gift of rhyme sometimes betrayed her
Bummed that her imagination would not stir

 

[Cymru6969]

The gift of rhyme sometimes betrayed her
The hairy Welshman sometimes laid her
Together they played



The gift of rhyme sometimes betrayed her
Bummed that her imagination would not stir
Inspiration came

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

The gift of rhyme sometimes betrayed her
The hairy Welshman sometimes laid her
Together they played
And when done, she was paid


The gift of rhyme sometimes betrayed her
Bummed that her imagination would not stir
Inspiration came
While her fingers played their game

 

[weespanner]

The gift of rhyme sometimes betrayed her
The hairy Welshman sometimes laid her
Together they played
And when done, she was paid
In gold bars after he had weighed her



The gift of rhyme sometimes betrayed her
Bummed that her imagination would not stir
Inspiration came
While her fingers played their game
Of bedroom fun 'space' invader!

 

[jameslewis]

I got a PM from a friend

 

[weespanner]

I got a PM from a friend
She asked me if I could pretend..

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I got a PM from a friend
Not the kind she'll usually send

 

[weespanner]

I got a PM from a friend
Not the kind she'll usually send
It included a pic

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I got a PM from a friend
Not the kind she'll usually send
It included a pic
Revealing a dick