Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[mamasota]

Pinocchio just couldn't stop lying
Snow White enjoyed him trying
To stick to the truth
Verily. Forsooth.
Watching his nose caused her much sighing.

It wasn't his nose she was craving

 

[kedsnbourbon]

It wasn't his nose she was craving
As her tits with his tongue he was laving

 

[weespanner]

It wasn't his nose she was craving
As her tits with his tongue he was laving
He began to suck

 

[kedsnbourbon]

It wasn't his nose she was craving
As her tits with his tongue he was laving
He began to suck
She wanted to fuck

 

[sweetsauce]

It wasn't his nose she was craving
As her tits with his tongue he was laving
He began to suck
She wanted to fuck
He loved it when she was misbehaving

 

[TomBoner]

So she jumped him and rode his cock.

 

[kedsnbourbon]

So she jumped him and rode his cock.
It felt just like a wooden block

 

[Cymru6969]

So she jumped him and rode his cock.
It felt just like a wooden block
Mind the splinters now

 

[TomBoner]

So she jumped him and rode his cock.
It felt just like a wooden block
Mind the splinters now
or else you won't know how

 

[weespanner]

So she jumped him and rode his cock.
It felt just like a wooden block
Mind the splinters now
or else you won't know how
Just riding gave you toxic shock!

 

[Cymru6969]

Geppetto was amazed by this

 

[TomBoner]

Geppetto was amazed by this
He found out he was dating his sis

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Geppetto was amazed by this
He found out he was dating his sis
If the truth be told

 

[sweetsauce]

Geppetto was amazed by this
He found out he was dating his sis
If the truth be told
He wasn't too old

hugs Wee, Cymru and Tom...keds you can have another hug if you want

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Geppetto was amazed by this
He found out he was dating his sis
If the truth be told
He wasn't too old
His morning wood gave her such bliss

*Of course I'll take another, sweets. You can never have too many hugs.

 

[sweetsauce]

Their fantasies took many guises

 

[weespanner]

Geppetto was amazed by this
He found out he was dating his sis
If the truth be told
He wasn't too old
His morning wood gave her such bliss

*Of course I'll take another, sweets. You can never have too many hugs.

^^I'll second that, both the too many hugs thing and the morning wood bliss

((sweets!!))

Their fantasies took many guises
And were often full of surprises

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Their fantasies took many guises
And were often full of surprises
A mask he would wear

 

[sweetsauce]

Their fantasies took many guises
And were often full of surprises
A mask he would wear
Zorro fucked her there

 

[weespanner]

Their fantasies took many guises
And were often full of surprises
A mask he would wear
Zorro fucked her there
With dildos of various sizes

 

[sweetsauce]

ROFL...very funny

 

[sweetsauce]

She related how dildos were fun

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She related how dildos were fun
Electric ones may likely stun

 

[Cymru6969]

She related how dildos were fun
Electric ones may likely stun
A meat substitute

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She related how dildos were fun
Electric ones may likely stun
A meat substitute
That's shaped like a flute