Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

She related how dildos were fun
Electric ones may likely stun
A meat substitute
That's shaped like a flute
In kingdom cum, thy will be done

 

[MattWolf]

As I went walking out one day

 

[TomBoner]

She related how dildos were fun
Electric ones may likely stun
A meat substitute
That's shaped like a flute
In kingdom cum, thy will be done

Gotta admit ... that last line cracked me up.

As I went walking out one day
during the merry merry month of May

 

[sweetsauce]

As I went walking out one day
during the merry merry month of May
With no undies on

 

[WetBiMoose]

As I went walking out one day
during the merry merry month of May
With no undies on
And a very hard schlong

 

[Cymru6969]

As I went walking out one day
during the merry merry month of May
With no undies on
And a very hard schlong
"Would ya' look at that!!", I heard say

 

[saltysol]

The women's underwear thief...

 

[Lia Monde]

The women's underwear thief...
Put them on to cover his beef

 

[weespanner]

The women's underwear thief...
Put them on to cover his beef
But the tiny string

 

[travelmate2002]

The women's underwear thief...
Put them on to cover his beef
But the tiny string
was more like a sling

 

[weespanner]

The women's underwear thief...
Put them on to cover his beef
But the tiny string
was more like a sling
He should have tried a fig leaf!

 

[Cymru6969]

She could not mute her pleasure cries

 

[weespanner]

She could not mute her pleasure cries
'Cos she wasn't used to THAT size

 

[saltysol]

She could not mute her pleasure cries
'Cos she wasn't used to THAT size
She'd never been fisted before

 

[Cymru6969]

She could not mute her pleasure cries
'Cos she wasn't used to THAT size
She'd never been fisted before
And The Hulk wanted yet more

 

[TomBoner]

She could not mute her pleasure cries
'Cos she wasn't used to THAT size
She'd never been fisted before
And The Hulk wanted yet more
as his penis was starting to rise.

 

[Cymru6969]

Which action hero would you fuck?

 

[weespanner]

Which action hero would you fuck?
I know which one I'd like to suck

 

[Adre]

Which action hero would you fuck?
I know which one I'd like to suck
The man in the cape?

 

[Cymru6969]

Which action hero would you fuck?
I know which one I'd like to suck
The man in the cape?
Please video tape!!

hello Wee & Adre

 

[TomBoner]

Which action hero would you fuck?
I know which one I'd like to suck
The man in the cape?
Please video tape!!
cuz batmans being a smuck!

 

[weespanner]

Which action hero would you fuck?
I know which one I'd like to suck
The man in the cape?
Please video tape!!
cuz batmans being a smuck!

It's now on YouPorn's 'most discussed'

 

[sweetsauce]

It's now on YouPorn's 'most discussed'
Male or female she wasn't fussed

hugs wee

 

[Adre]

It's now on YouPorn's 'most discussed'
For perverts considered a must

 

[weespanner]

It's now on YouPorn's 'most discussed'
Male or female she wasn't fussed
- who watched her deep throat




It's now on YouPorn's 'most discussed'
For perverts considered a must
I've seen it twice




((sweets))