Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[sweetsauce]

It's now on YouPorn's 'most discussed'
Male or female she wasn't fussed
- who watched her deep throat
but would they vote?




It's now on YouPorn's 'most discussed'
For perverts considered a must
I've seen it twice
Both times as nice

 

[weespanner]

It's now on YouPorn's 'most discussed'
Male or female she wasn't fussed
- who watched her deep throat
but would they vote?
Or just sit there throbbing with lust?



It's now on YouPorn's 'most discussed'
For perverts considered a must
I've seen it twice
Both times as nice
But I had much more fun with the first

 

[kedsnbourbon]

An old gypsy named Madame Rue

 

[Wintermute01]

An old gypsy named Madame Rue
Decided to wear panties so blue

 

[kedsnbourbon]

An old gypsy named Madame Rue
Decided to wear panties so blue
They parted her twat

 

[Cymru6969]

An old gypsy named Madame Rue
Decided to wear panties so blue
They parted her twat
And caused a cunt clot

 

[kedsnbourbon]

An old gypsy named Madame Rue
Decided to wear panties so blue
They parted her twat
And caused a cunt clot
Stopping her from wanting to screw

 

[hotternow]

^^^^
Dayum!!!!!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Romantic nights and candle lights

 

[Wintermute01]

Romantic nights and candle lights
And secretly shared delights

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Romantic nights and candle lights
And secretly shared delights
She likes it that way

 

[Wintermute01]

Romantic nights and candle lights
And secretly shared delights
She likes it that way
More than a roll in the hay

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Romantic nights and candle lights
And secretly shared delights
She likes it that way
More than a roll in the hay
But a phatty gets her feelin' alright

 

[Wintermute01]

A large girth was her biggest desire

 

[weespanner]

A large girth was her biggest desire
So she searched online for a supplier

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A large girth was her biggest desire
For a great length, she did not aspire

 

[weespanner]

A large girth was her biggest desire
For a great length, she did not aspire
Stubby and thick

 

[Wintermute01]

A large girth was her biggest desire
For a great length, she did not aspire
Stubby and thick
And pistoning quick

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A large girth was her biggest desire
For a great length, she did not aspire
Stubby and thick
And pistoning quick
Her loins would soon be on fire

 

[Wintermute01]

The firemen attended the scene

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The firemen attended the scene
Alas, their hoses were lean

 

[weespanner]

The firemen attended the scene
Alas, their hoses were lean
They managed a spurt

 

[Wintermute01]

The firemen attended the scene
Alas, their hoses were lean
They managed a spurt
But our lady was curt

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The firemen attended the scene
Alas, their hoses were lean
They managed a spurt
But our lady was curt
Said she'd rather play with her bean

 

[Wintermute01]

Disappointed, she reached for her toys