Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[kedsnbourbon]

Disappointed, she reached for her toys
Sent home all the uniformed boys

 

[Wintermute01]

Disappointed, she reached for her toys
Sent home all the uniformed boys
With a butt plug and vibe

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Disappointed, she reached for her toys
Sent home all the uniformed boys
With a butt plug and vibe
She began to imbibe

 

[weespanner]

Disappointed, she reached for her toys
Sent home all the uniformed boys
With a butt plug and vibe
She began to imbibe
While making one helluva noise!

 

[Lia Monde]

Nell's skirt rose high on her sensual thighs

 

[weespanner]

Nell's skirt rose high on her sensual thighs
While he watched her with lust filled eyes

 

[travelmate2002]

Nell's skirt rose high on her sensual thighs
While he watched her with lust filled eyes
her red pantie exposed

 

[weespanner]

Nell's skirt rose high on her sensual thighs
While he watched her with lust filled eyes
her red pantie exposed
He unzipped and proposed

 

[Wintermute01]

Nell's skirt rose high on her sensual thighs
While he watched her with lust filled eyes
her red pantie exposed
He unzipped and proposed
And his magnitude she did realise.

 

[Cymru6969]

She inhales a cock like a pro

 

[mamasota]

Wednesday's hump seems to be missing

 

[TomBoner]

She inhales a cock like a pro
Milking it until it's about to blow


Wednesday's hump seems to be missing
and we're left here only just kissing

 

[Cymru6969]

Wednesday's hump seems to be missing
Lots of us flirting and blissing

hey, hey Mama

 

[sweetsauce]

Wow! What's a good girl to do??

She inhales a cock like a pro
Milking it until it's about to blow
Cupping his balls


Wednesday's hump seems to be missing
and we're left here only just kissing
the "humps" on display


Wednesday's hump seems to be missing
Lots of us flirting and blissing
Cum Thursday you know,


Hugs Cymru, Tom and Mama ...again...giggle

 

[AbsintheFather]

Wow! What's a good girl to do??
Hugs Cymru, Tom and Mama ...again...giggle

Why, take them all on of course!



She inhales a cock like a pro
Milking it until it's about to blow
Cupping his balls
It'll be Niagara Falls


Wednesday's hump seems to be missing
and we're left here only just kissing
the "humps" on display
have all gone away


Wednesday's hump seems to be missing
Lots of us flirting and blissing
Cum Thursday you know,
We'll be moving so slow

 

[sweetsauce]

She inhales a cock like a pro
Milking it until it's about to blow
Cupping his balls
It'll be Niagara Falls
You know how that cum will flow!


Wednesday's hump seems to be missing
and we're left here only just kissing
the "humps" on display
have all gone away
All we're left with is fisting?


Wednesday's hump seems to be missing
Lots of us flirting and blissing
Cum Thursday you know,
We'll be moving so slow
Each step will leave us hissing

I gave it the old college try! hugs AF

 

[TomBoner]

One day while eating her tush

 

[weespanner]

One day while eating her tush
His tongue got tied up in her bush

 

[Wintermute01]

One day while eating her tush
His tongue got tied up in her bush
He struggled and strained

 

[TomBoner]

One day while eating her tush
His tongue got tied up in her bush
He struggled and strained
but it still stayed constrained

 

[Wintermute01]

One day while eating her tush
His tongue got tied up in her bush
He struggled and strained
but it still stayed constrained
'Til her hips cramped and he died in the crush

 

[Tio_Narratore]

One day while eating her tush
His tongue got tied up in her bush
He struggled and strained
but it still stayed constrained
No matter how hard he would push.

 

[GreenBanana]

A horse is a horse, of course.

 

[cliteatingman]

A horse is a horse, of course.
But a man can be hung like a horse

 

[Cymru6969]

A horse is a horse, of course.
But a man can be hung like a horse
They hang horses, too?