Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[HellBenttoo]

Her fingers soon became slick
Desire mounting for a well girthed dick
Housekeeping could wait
Delayed to masturbate

 

[Cymru6969]

Her fingers soon became slick
Desire mounting for a well girthed dick
Housekeeping could wait
Delayed to masturbate
Edited scene of Ilsa and Rick

 

[Lia Monde]

Sophia was stomping some grapes

 

[stickygirl]

Sophia was stomping some grapes
On the mouth of the man that she hates

 

[Cymru6969]

Sophia was stomping some grapes
On the mouth of the man that she hates
That's a bittter wine

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Sophia was stomping some grapes
On the mouth of the man that she hates
That's a bittter wine
And not a good sign

 

[Cymru6969]

Sophia was stomping some grapes
On the mouth of the man that she hates
That's a bittter wine
And not a good sign
For this we've evolved from the apes?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

When finally they met, it was dark

 

[Cymru6969]

When finally they met, it was dark
But no so dim to hide their spark

 

[GiggLeGasm]

When finally they met, it was dark
But no so dim to hide their spark
She tipped to her toes

 

[Cymru6969]

When finally they met, it was dark
But no so dim to hide their spark
She tipped to her toes
Kissed him deep....time froze

 

[GiggLeGasm]

When finally they met, it was dark
But no so dim to hide their spark
She tipped to her toes
Kissed him deep....time froze
Only broken at dawn by the song of the lark

(?) I got nothin'

 

[Cymru6969]

When finally they met, it was dark
But no so dim to hide their spark
She tipped to her toes
Kissed him deep....time froze
Only broken at dawn by the song of the lark

(?) I got nothin'

Au contraire, mon cheri!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

He had used two wishes of three

 

[Cymru6969]

He had used two wishes of three
Now he's naked, tied to a tree

 

[weespanner]

He had used two wishes of three
Now he's naked, tied to a tree
I can see some wood

 

[Cymru6969]

He had used two wishes of three
Now he's naked, tied to a tree
I can see some wood
Uncut with a hood

Wee. Sorry I missed you earlier.

 

[weespanner]

((cymru!))

He had used two wishes of three
Now he's naked, tied to a tree
I can see some wood
Uncut with a hood
He's in trouble if he needs to pee

 

[Adre]

He wished a young nymph came along

 

[weespanner]

He wished a young nymph came along
Wearing only a smile and a thong

 

[Adre]

He wished a young nymph came along
Wearing only a smile and a thong
His cock stood out straight

 

[weespanner]

He wished a young nymph came along
Wearing only a smile and a thong
His cock stood out straight
She counted...wow! eight!

 

[Adre]

He wished a young nymph came along
Wearing only a smile and a thong
His cock stood out straight
She counted...wow! eight!
Then said that is such a nice dong

 

[Cymru6969]

Adre sports a Hemingway beard

 

[Adre]

Adre sports a Hemingway beard
He shaved it and looks sort of weird