Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Adre sports a Hemingway beard
He shaved it and looks sort of weird
Grow it for Papa!

 

[Adre]

Adre sports a Hemingway beard
He shaved it and looks sort of weird
Grow it for Papa!
First pour me a grappa

 

[weespanner]

Adre Adre sports a Hemingway beard
He shaved it and looks sort of weird
Grow it for Papa!
First pour me a grappa
It's not quite as bad as I feared

 

[Adre]

Clean shaven, I feel good on thighs

 

[weespanner]

Clean shaven, I feel good on thighs
I bet that produces some sighs

 

[Cymru6969]

Clean shaven, I feel good on thighs
Less razor burn I would surmise

 

[Adre]

Clean shaven, I feel good on thighs
I bet that produces some sighs
Come feel for yourself

 

[Adre]

Clean shaven, I feel good on thighs
Less razor burn I would surmise
You got that right, mate

 

[Cymru6969]

Clean shaven, I feel good on thighs
I bet that produces some sighs
Come feel for yourself
Very nice. Top shelf.


Clean shaven, I feel good on thighs
Less razor burn I would surmise
You got that right, mate
My woman can't wait

 

[weespanner]

Clean shaven, I feel good on thighs
I bet that produces some sighs
Come feel for yourself
Very nice. Top shelf.
I'll pack and give you a surprise


Clean shaven, I feel good on thighs
Less razor burn I would surmise
You got that right, mate
My woman can't wait
Cos she's got that look in her eyes

 

[Cymru6969]

The tits that launched one thousand ships

must run...cheers Wee & Adre

 

[Adre]

The tits that launched one thousand ships
Are the perfect size for my lips


must run...cheers Wee & Adre[/QUOTE]

 

[weespanner]

The tits that launched one thousand ships
Are the perfect size for my lips
With or without beard

 

[TheClownHater]

The tits that launched one thousand ships
Are the perfect size for my lips
With or without beard
They would only be smeared

 

[weespanner]

The tits that launched one thousand ships
Are the perfect size for my lips
With or without beard
They would only be smeared
With cum as he shakes off the drips

 

[Lia Monde]

Donna had large Easter eggs

 

[TheClownHater]

Donna had large Easter eggs
And the longest killer legs

 

[Lia Monde]

Donna had large Easter eggs
And the longest killer legs
Both attracted the boys

 

[TheClownHater]

Donna had large Easter eggs
And the longest killer legs
Both attracted the boys
With various naughty toys

 

[Lia Monde]

Donna had large Easter eggs
And the longest killer legs
Both attracted the boys
With various naughty toys
"Let us play with your tail", they all begged.

 

[Lia Monde]

Emma was fond of cucumbers

 

[Cymru6969]

Emma was fond of cucumbers
But big ones came in few numbers

 

[hotternow]

Emma was fond of cucumbers
But big ones came in few numbers
She decided to sprout

 

[travelmate2002]

Emma was fond of cucumbers
But big ones came in few numbers
She decided to sprout
in the patch down south

 

[hotternow]

Emma was fond of cucumbers
But big ones came in few numbers
She decided to sprout
in the patch down south
So sated, she fell in deep slumbers.