Write Our Own Limericks - V2
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Matryoshka
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Springtime has made young men brash
Chasing after young maidens they dash
Chasing after young maidens they dash
Matryoshka
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Springtime has made young men brash
Chasing after young maidens they dash
There wee-wee's getting hard
Their clothes they discard
Chasing after young maidens they dash
There wee-wee's getting hard
Their clothes they discard
weespanner
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Springtime has made young men brash
Chasing after young maidens they dash
There wee-wee's getting hard
Their clothes they discard
Giving all the ladies a flash
Chasing after young maidens they dash
There wee-wee's getting hard
Their clothes they discard
Giving all the ladies a flash
kedsnbourbon
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In the grass was found a diff'rent egg.
weespanner
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In the grass was found a diff'rent egg
By the guy with the half-empty keg
Bent over, puking
Without even looking
By the guy with the half-empty keg
Bent over, puking
Without even looking
kedsnbourbon
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In the grass was found a diff'rent egg
By the guy with the half-empty keg
Bent over, puking
Without even looking
Poor oaf, even peed on his leg
By the guy with the half-empty keg
Bent over, puking
Without even looking
Poor oaf, even peed on his leg
weespanner
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He then fell asleep in the grass
kedsnbourbon
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He then fell asleep in the grass
And a fire ant crawled up his ass
And a fire ant crawled up his ass
weespanner
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He then fell asleep in the grass
And a fire ant crawled up his ass
He awoke with a yell
And a fire ant crawled up his ass
He awoke with a yell
weespanner
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He then fell asleep in the grass
And a fire ant crawled up his ass
He awoke with a yell
That shook Harter Fell
Cos the ant had ignited his gas
And a fire ant crawled up his ass
He awoke with a yell
That shook Harter Fell
Cos the ant had ignited his gas
kedsnbourbon
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Ignarts they used to be called
weespanner
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Ignarts they used to be called
My uncle had one - now he's bald
My uncle had one - now he's bald
weespanner
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Ignarts they used to be called
My uncle had one - now he's bald
One can't play with fire
On a funeral pyre
Cos the priest wouldn't be so enthralled
My uncle had one - now he's bald
One can't play with fire
On a funeral pyre
Cos the priest wouldn't be so enthralled
kedsnbourbon
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Curse this site, for it has me hard
weespanner
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Curse this site, for it has me hard
Well at least your ass isn't charred
Well at least your ass isn't charred
weespanner
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Curse this site, for it has me hard
Well at least your ass isn't charred
Either way, use gel
And kleenex as well
Well at least your ass isn't charred
Either way, use gel
And kleenex as well
kedsnbourbon
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Curse this site, for it has me hard
Well at least your ass isn't charred
Either way, use gel
And kleenex as well
I'd like to play in your back yard
Well at least your ass isn't charred
Either way, use gel
And kleenex as well
I'd like to play in your back yard
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