Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Lia Monde]

Dainty slippers adorned Mary Beth's feet

 

[cliteatingman]

Dainty slippers adorned Mary Beth's feet
Their removal, it was quite a treat

 

[sweetsauce]

Dainty slippers adorned Mary Beth's feet
Their removal, it was quite a treat
Dexterity she had

 

[travelmate2002]

Dainty slippers adorned Mary Beth's feet
Their removal, it was quite a treat
Dexterity she had
but 'twas sad

 

[Cymru6969]

Dainty slippers adorned Mary Beth's feet
Their removal, it was quite a treat
Dexterity she had
but 'twas sad
They reeked of rotting horse meat

 

[sweetsauce]

lol great finish Cymru hugs

 

[Cymru6969]

lol great finish Cymru hugs

Well aren't you sweet?! Thank you, but I would only give myself a B- for that one

 

[Cymru6969]

Catherine The Great could ride a horse

 

[sweetsauce]

Catherine The Great could ride a horse
A motion put to good use at night, of course

 

[Matryoshka]

Catherine The Great could ride a horse
A motion put to good use at night, of course
Up and down she bounces

 

[Cymru6969]

Catherine The Great could ride a horse
A motion put to good use at night, of course
A special saddle

 

[hotternow]

Catherine The Great could ride a horse
A motion put to good use at night, of course
A special saddle
Made it easy to straddle

 

[Cymru6969]

Catherine The Great could ride a horse
A motion put to good use at night, of course
A special saddle
Made it easy to straddle
From her there's no buyer's remorse

morning, Hottie

 

[Cymru6969]

Catherine The Great could ride a horse
A motion put to good use at night, of course
Up and down she bounces
Shedding pounds, not ounces

 

[hotternow]

Catherine The Great could ride a horse
A motion put to good use at night, of course
Up and down she bounces
Shedding pounds, not ounces
And she grins rememb'ring the source.

Greetings, Cymru!

 

[Cymru6969]

The peculiar thing with Bill

 

[sweetsauce]

The peculiar thing with Bill
Thanks to the little blue pill,

 

[Cymru6969]

The peculiar thing with Bill
Thanks to the little blue pill,
That after four hours

 

[sweetsauce]

The peculiar thing with Bill
Thanks to the little blue pill,
That after four hours
He continued to wow her

 

[Cymru6969]

The peculiar thing with Bill
Thanks to the little blue pill,
That after four hours
He continued to wow her
On a park bench for added thrill

nice new AV!

 

[Matryoshka]

Today, something different she craved

 

[sweetsauce]

ty Cymru hugs

A phone call is always the way

 

[Cymru6969]

Today, something different she craved
So in the shower, puss was shaved




A phone call is always the way
To let your mum know that you're gay

 

[weespanner]

Today, something different she craved
So in the shower, puss was shaved
Once it was bare



A phone call is always the way
To let your mum know that you're gay
Then she can tell Dad

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Today, something different she craved
So in the shower, puss was shaved
Once it was bare
She inserted a pear



A phone call is always the way
To let your mum know that you're gay
Then she can tell Dad
It won't be too bad