Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

Today, something different she craved
So in the shower, puss was shaved
Once it was bare
She inserted a pear
And squeezed til some fruit juice was saved


A phone call is always the way
To let your mum know that you're gay
Then she can tell Dad
It won't be too bad
Cos he'd wanted two sons anyway

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I woke today with morning wood

 

[Adre]

I woke today with morning wood
Getting it up is always good

 

[Cymru6969]

I woke today with morning wood
Getting it up is always good
Bed sheets were tented

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I woke today with morning wood
Getting it up is always good
Bed sheets were tented
My shorts were vented

 

[weespanner]

I woke today with morning wood
Getting it up is always good
Bed sheets were tented
And so I relented

 

[Cymru6969]

I woke today with morning wood
Getting it up is always good
Bed sheets were tented
And so I relented
My roomate smiled and understood

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I woke today with morning wood
Getting it up is always good
Bed sheets were tented
And so I relented
Edging as long as I could

 

[Cymru6969]

Do astronauts have sex in space?

 

[weespanner]

I woke today with morning wood
Getting it up is always good
Bed sheets were tented
My shorts were vented
A horny dream had helped my mood

 

[weespanner]

Do astronauts have sex in space?
Sure! They shag all over the place!

 

[Cymru6969]

Do astronauts have sex in space?
Sure! They shag all over the place!
Zero gravity?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Do astronauts have sex in space?
Sure! They shag all over the place!
Zero gravity?
That, I'd like to see

 

[Adre]

Do astronauts have sex in space?
Sure! They shag all over the place!
Zero gravity?
That, I'd like to see
Easy to get splashed in the face

 

[Cymru6969]

While brushing the spunk from her hair

 

[Adre]

While brushing the spunk from her hair
She said let's play truth or dare

 

[TomBoner]

While brushing the spunk from her hair
She said let's play truth or dare
"A dare ... I'll take first"

 

[Cymru6969]

While brushing the spunk from her hair
She said let's play truth or dare
"I'll dare you to lick"

 

[weespanner]

While brushing the spunk from her hair
She said let's play truth or dare
"A dare ... I'll take first"
"Okay, do your worst!"



While brushing the spunk from her hair
She said let's play truth or dare
"I'll dare you to lick
the length of my dick"

 

[Cymru6969]

While brushing the spunk from her hair
She said let's play truth or dare
"A dare ... I'll take first"
"Okay, do your worst!"
Take a jog in mum's underwear



While brushing the spunk from her hair
She said let's play truth or dare
"I'll dare you to lick
the length of my dick...
the balls too, as long as you're there!"

 

[weespanner]

So she knelt down between his thighs

 

[TomBoner]

So she knelt down between his thighs
anxiously viewing her prize

 

[cliteatingman]

So she knelt down between his thighs
anxiously viewing her prize.
She opened her mouth

 

[kedsnbourbon]

So she knelt down between his thighs
anxiously viewing her prize.
She opened her mouth
But his cock went south

 

[weespanner]

So she knelt down between his thighs
anxiously viewing her prize.
She opened her mouth
But his cock went south
Tho' her tongue soon helped it arise