You came in that thing?

[Bramblethorn]

Surprised nobody's offered "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" yet.

 

[MillieDynamite]

A long time ago, in Drive-In far, far away.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

I don't know if there's a quote for it, but it feels like... what did they blow up? Naboo? Tatooine? Me trying to have a sex life is Leaia trying to go home.

 

[sister jenny]

Me in HS.
From Tommy Boy.

If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

 

[Devinter]

When trying a new kinky thing for the first time...

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/345/225/188.gif

 

[Altissimus]

If this is purely sex related (and, given where we are...), then it's only a matter of time until this one comes up.


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[Lifestyle66]

If this is purely sex related (and, given where we are...), then it's only a matter of time until this one comes up.


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Or to modernize and paraphrase Shakespeare ... Queen Jocasta to Oedipus:

"I am your mother, mother-fucker!"

 

[AchtungNight]

Another great Star Wars line- “I’m trash, just not approved trash.”

 

[Stimtheone]

What best describes my sex life? In a line from star wars?

"This is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause."​

 

[RicoLouis]

https://i.imgflip.com/7mvhmd.jpg

 

[Rob_Royale]

"Will you give me oral pleasure?"

Pulp Fiction

 

[SimonDoom]

"Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be more than you can imagine."

"I don't know. I can imagine quite a bit."

 

[Kelliezgirl]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity,

Not Star Wars but, there it is.

 

[lovecraft68]

"Don't get cocky kid."

I was told that word for word back when I was 19 and fooling around with a woman in her thirties. Thought I was something, but she quickly proved otherwise.

And that's when the sub aspect of me being a switch was born.

 

[PrurientFantasies]

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

 

[MillieDynamite]

I've got a bad feeling about your bad feeling, and a worse feeling about the old guy's bad feeling, and an even worse feeling about the Princess's bad feeling. (Thought we'd all those bad feelings we could out in one post)

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

 

[samhasstories]

"Get clear, Wedge, you can't do any more good back there."

 

[Voboy]

"Boring conversation, anyway."

 

[MillieDynamite]

Oh, my, I've been told, when guys hear that while having anal sex, it's so humiliating.

"Get clear, Wedge, you can't do any more good back there."

 

[SyleusSnow]

"You have failed me for the last time."

...and:

“Judge me by my size, do you? Size matters not."

 

[MillieDynamite]

Again, not a good thing to say after sex.

"You have failed me for the last time."

 

[Joxlrg]

Describing my sex life
"I'm a MOG... Half man... Half dog.... I am my own best friend"
Or
"These are not the droids you are looking for.".. As they just walk away

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

“If there’s a bright spot in the universe, you’re on the planet that’s furthest from it.”

“It’s a trap!”

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

“What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!”

“It’s a miracle you’re still alive.”

 

[Comshaw]

My love life as I unzip my pants:

"Let’s keep a little optimism here."




Comshaw

 

[metal4lace]

I remember a list of "the most sexually-loaded lines in Star Wars" circulating online in 1996 or 1997. Had me in stitches! I think you guys have covered most of them.