Your Favorite Porn

DirtyKitten said:
Oh well, sorry then.. Can't help you if you don't like the taste your own balls.

ROFL

:D

shaking my head laughing and biting my tongue........
 
iwannadou said:
furthermore...I would like to make a porn movie with you DirtyKiten...I would do anything you wanted me to do...but please don't ask me to kiss you on the mouth afterwards...LOL

LOL

Dude... sometimes it's best to not lay all of your cards right out there.

Just sayin.
 
Ok

DirtyKitten said:
Oh well, sorry then.. Can't help you if you don't like the taste your own balls.

ROFL

:D

I reconsidered the proposition...I will kiss you on the mouth afterwards...see I can be flexible...if need be...but not flexible enough to taste my own balls...guess second hand taste would be ok...LOL
 
DirtyKitten said:
Hello you. :kiss:

Tell us what porn you like Hans. :D

Honestly, I have to go with the amateur stuff. Has its comical moments, besides its like watching college basketball.... the pro's do it because they get paid, no other incentive...... the amateurs want to be doing it....
 
iwannadou said:
I reconsidered the proposition...I will kiss you on the mouth afterwards...see I can be flexible...if need be...but not flexible enough to taste my own balls...guess second hand taste would be ok...LOL


I get the distinct feeling Sir, that there isn't a whole lot you wouldn't do if I asked you to. ;)
 
Hans_Wurst said:
Honestly, I have to go with the amateur stuff. Has its comical moments, besides its like watching college basketball.... the pro's do it because they get paid, no other incentive...... the amateurs want to be doing it....


Ahh yes, love of the game. :D :D :D
 
LOL Raw

RawHumor said:
LOL

Dude... sometimes it's best to not lay all of your cards right out there.

Just sayin.


We got to stop meeting in all these perverse places...LOL...Hey I will lay out anything I got for the Dirty one...I would even play strip poker with her and let her win...LOL
 
Yup

DirtyKitten said:
I get the distinct feeling Sir, that there isn't a whole lot you wouldn't do if I asked you to. ;)

You got that right...ask and you shall receive...just ask me something...LOL
 
iwannadou said:
You got that right...ask and you shall receive...just ask me something...LOL


You know, giving me free reign isn't really the safest of all ventures. ;)
 
DirtyKitten said:
But, of course. :devil:

Nudging the Jar.

*SMASH
And we seem to have run out of lube.

*Leaning to JJ.

I can't stop watching the two of them. It's like a slow motion trainwreck.
 
I keep hearing Pirates??? Is this some porn movie I missed or are you people talking about Pirates of the Carribean???
 
DirtyKitten said:
I keep hearing Pirates??? Is this some porn movie I missed or are you people talking about Pirates of the Carribean???

OMG... can you imagine getting Johnny Depp with a strap-on, Love... What a wonderful idea :D
 
DirtyKitten said:
I keep hearing Pirates??? Is this some porn movie I missed or are you people talking about Pirates of the Carribean???

Porn you mssed. Biggest most expensive Porn Ever.

Starring Devon and Evan Stone. And many other blondes.

Had some of the worst dialogue ever, But some of those lines were funny enough to be in POTC.

I am the greatest pirate hunter in the world.
 
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chronicle_tenko said:
Porn you mssed. Biggest most expensice Porn Ever.

Starring Devon and Evan Stone. And many other blondes.

Had some of the worst dialogue ever, But some of those lines were funny enough to be in POTC.

I am the greatest pirate hunter in the world.
We are very sheltered and have never seen, much less acted in Porn, yanno
 
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