You're a burglar...

[Cowboy1000]

The spring from inside the toilet paper holder…

I was going to post this very thing!

So since my idea was already used... I'll say I'll take 1/2 of every shoelace.

 

[cascadiabound]

The air conditioner

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Of every pair of socks, one sock.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Steal the kids university fund, let them sweep chimneys instead.

 

[latino_88]

On earring of each pair

 

[BrendaBear]

On earring of each pair

Oh my! You fiend!

 

[cheekygirl75]

All the bristles off the toothbrushes

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking all the lightbulbs.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

All the batteries

Going to ruin your sex toy experience and TV control access

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking all the pictures from their frames.

 

[Girly_girl]

I’m taking all the bath towels

 

[MedicalMuse]

Spatulas.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Every remote in the house

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking the pillows, but leaving the pillowcases.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I'm taking the pillows, but leaving the pillowcases.

This is next level

 

[snexxer]

Every left sock.

 

[RingmasterSS]

Every left sock.

The coffee maker

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

The tooth paste

 

[barefootgirl69]

5/6ths of all the shampoo in the bottles.

 

[Coyote100]

Never have I laughed while reading a thread from start to finish. Bad news for the original gang of thieves. They have replaced everything you took. Back to it guys.

They managed to do the jigsaw puzzles with one piece missing. So I mixed all the puzzles together and put them back in various boxes.

 

[barefootgirl69]

All the little knobs from the living room lamps.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking all the raisins out of the box of Raisin Bran!

 

[Codeman93]

All doors inside the house

 

[snexxer]

All the sink and bath plugs

 

[barefootgirl69]

All the "Alexis" devices.