You're a burglar...

[snexxer]

The door handles from the insides of every room.

 

[barefootgirl69]

All the K-cups. *laughs maniacally*

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The children's Christmas presents

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The braking system of Grandma's stair lift.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm taking the shoe laces out of all of the left shoes

 

[Chillygirl]

All the shoe laces but only from the right shoe

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Dads elevator shoes

 

[Girly_girl]

All the batteries

 

[VoraciousValue]

All the cookies in the cookie jar.

 

[Series 6]

USB charging cords

 

[MedicalMuse]

not taking anything, just rearranging kitchen drawers and cupboards. And then baby proofing the lower cabinets.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Dad's secret stash of porn mags

 

[English_guy_bkk]

not taking anything, just rearranging kitchen drawers and cupboards. And then baby proofing the lower cabinets.

I've some tape for the doors

 

[SixShooter14]

not taking anything, just rearranging kitchen drawers and cupboards. And then baby proofing the lower cabinets.

a diabolical menace!!!

I'd just empty all the ice trays and put them back in the freezer

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The cat's tin of food

 

[Series 6]

Dad's secret stash of porn mags

Evidently I was a champion burglar when I was a teenager. However, I almost always put them back.

 

[Coyote100]

The face plates off all the power outlets and light switches.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The salt shaker.

 

[MedicalMuse]

refill the sugar container with salt

 

[snexxer]

The fuses from every plug.

 

[Chillygirl]

The toilet seats

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Unscrewing the lid of the salt and pepper shakers, mix in Sriracha hot sauce with ketchup.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

All the "Alexis" devices.

All the K-cups. *laughs maniacally*

 

[JKL123]

All the deodorant

 

[JackKingOff]

I am taking 1 from each pair of socks in your dock drawer