You're a burglar...

[English_guy_bkk]

Steal the "wow" from the mother's lasagna

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Steal the water from the gold fish bowl then place in warm location

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I've never felt so liberated in my entire life

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Steal the cats whiskers

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Actually shave the cat!

 

[stxjimmy]

Actually shave the cat!

That's going to more than mildly inconvenience the poor cat

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Then steal the hairs and make waistcoats

 

[stxjimmy]

Then steal the hairs and make waistcoats

Get back into the shade!

 

[AmberLGreen]

All the buttons off every piece of clothing

 

[LeatherPearls]

Containers and lunch boxes lids, all of them!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sex Swing

 

[Cyber_Bella]

The picture of me he hides under his mattress.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am stealing all the shaded areas

 

[mnbreastluver]

Her toy box

 

[saustin5432]

400 threads out of the 800 thread count linens

 

[cheekygirl75]

All the curtains and all the clothes. You are now the naked neighbor!

 

[Shenanigans90]

The capacitor from the air conditioner.

 

[JPReads]

Every cellphone charger.

 

[RipleNStllWtr]

All the books

 

[mnbreastluver]

Panties.

Then I can sell them to strange guys in a Walmart parking lot and make a mint.

 

[ydahecnot]

Poke holes in all the straws

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've never felt so liberated in my entire life

I'm really starting to become concerned about you!

 

[Wishingbox]

The spring from inside the toilet paper holder…

 

[barefootgirl69]

The spring from inside the toilet paper holder…

So, you do know how it comes apart!?
Why am I always having to be the one replacing the roll, then?!

 

[Wishingbox]

So, you do know how it comes apart!?
Why am I always having to be the one replacing the role, then?!

Hahha er I mean… dang it sorry gents I ruined it. The jig is up.