You're a burglar...

[barefootgirl69]

The mayo knife.

 

[hairball18]

The cables for every television and monitor

 

[RideFl71]

Sex toys

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sex toys

I am NOT touching anyone's sex toys!

 

[Chillygirl]

All but the last couple sips of milk/juice/tea

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

All but the last couple sips of milk/juice/tea

Pure evil

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I'd take the light fixtures but leave the bulbs

 

[hulmule]

Chillygirl's winter coat

 

[hulmule]

All their media chargers

 

[Pranglez]

I'm taking all the scissors. (Since it seems like mine are always missing.)

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking the little wand from all the blinds so they can't be opened!

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I'm taking the little wand from all the blinds so they can't be opened!

God I hate those types of blinds

 

[Chillygirl]

Chillygirl's winter coat

Thank goodness I don’t usually wear one!

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Thank goodness I don’t usually wear one!

How can you when it's stolen?

 

[Pranglez]

Can I just steal everyone's dog? I want them all. Well, not the little ankle biters. They can stay.

 

[hulmule]

Thank goodness I don’t usually wear one!

Seen Alaska so i figured you needed that ? humm

 

[Trubbycat]

Everyone's toiletries and grooming supplies.

 

[ZfrkS62]

The chain between the toilet handle and flapper valve.

 

[Girly_girl]

All the drinking glasses

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

The deadbolts

 

[MrsPassion]

The shoelace from every left shoe in the house.

And just for the Dads I’m turning the thermostat down 4 degrees.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

The shoelace from every left shoe in the house.

And just for the Dads I’m turning the thermostat down 4 degrees.

The perfect temperature is 68 on the t stat, you leave it be

 

[MrsPassion]

The perfect temperature is 68 on the t stat, you leave it be

What’s that? 63.5 you say?

 

[Trubbycat]

The shoelace from every left shoe in the house.

And just for the Dads I’m turning the thermostat down 4 degrees.

Our daughter likes it Arctic. She's got the house freezing. We tell her she can always open a window.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

What’s that? 63.5 you say?

It's the half digit that takes this too far