You're a burglar...

[Sea_Panda]

All the clothes hangars

 

[cheekygirl75]

All the blades from the ceiling fans

 

[nicechat]

Antacid

 

[Sea_Panda]

All the undergarments

 

[Dirtydave1974]

All the blades from the ceiling fans

If you leave one behind on each that would be even funnier.

I would steal One of each sock

 

[barefootgirl69]

One beater for the mixer.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Charging cord for her vibrator

 

[Sea_Panda]

All the glass in the windows.

 

[_Ritch_]

I'm taking the curtains and the knives from the kitchen

 

[CutieJo]

The bricks for usb cables to charge phones.

 

[CutieJo]

The "hot" water handle from the bathroom sinks.

 

[Sea_Panda]

The bricks for usb cables to charge phones.

If my furniture didn’t have built in USB ports, this would be more than a minor inconvenience. Well played.

 

[Sea_Panda]

The sheets from your bed.

 

[CutieJo]

If my furniture didn’t have built in USB ports, this would be more than a minor inconvenience. Well played.

You, sir, are fancy. *Tips top hat*

 

[Sea_Panda]

You, sir, are fancy. *Tips top hat*

I have an unhealthy love of technology.

 

[CutieJo]

I'm taking all the napkins! Forcing people to use their sleeves and the back of their hands like savages!

 

[Pad_Foot]

The bricks for usb cables to charge phones.

It always been YOU!!
I have to forgive everyone else in the family

Empty all the staplers. Hide the staple refills

 

[CutieJo]

I have an unhealthy love of technology.

I don't suppose you have one of those sex robots...

 

[Sea_Panda]

I'm taking all the napkins! Forcing people to use their sleeves and the back of their hands like savages!

This is why we wear pants.

 

[Sea_Panda]

I don't suppose you have one of those sex robots...

Never, a good woman will always be better than any machine.

 

[Kat73]

I would take the The remote controls.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Window Blinds

 

[Sea_Panda]

All the butter and cooking spray.

 

[CutieJo]

This is why we wear pants.

You can wipe your face on your pants??? I want your flexibility.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The sugar bowl. I'm savage!