You're a burglar...

[Cat]

The first cup of coffee in the morning..

 

[MsNatalie99]

THT.... all their toilet paper

 

[MsNatalie99]

The first cup of coffee in the morning..

You may very well be the devil

 

[Cat]

You may very well be the devil

Aaaawwww... I am not that bad

 

[Sea_Panda]

Aaaawwww... I am not that bad

True, the Devil would have replaced all the coffee with decaf

 

[MsNatalie99]

True, the Devil would have replaced all the coffee with decaf

Good way to get cut

 

[Sea_Panda]

Good way to get cut

Could also replace the creamers with watered down mayonnaise

 

[Cat]

True, the Devil would have replaced all the coffee with decaf

Exactly!! If you just think about it like that.. then.. I am actually quite nice!!

 

[Cat]

Could also replace the creamers with watered down mayonnaise

And replace the sugar with salt

 

[Sea_Panda]

And replace the sugar with salt

Now you’re cooking.

 

[Cat]

I am also taking all the hidden candy from the drawers and cabinets

 

[Cat]

Now you’re cooking.

Nah... Not yet...

 

[cheekygirl75]

The middle two prongs on all the forks

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I am also taking all the hidden candy from the drawers and cabinets

I'll drive your getaway car

 

[Sea_Panda]

All the applicators from the various makeup containers.

 

[cheekygirl75]

The handles to flush the toilets

 

[barefootgirl69]

The shampoo from the shower...leaving the conditioner.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The 'morning after ' tablet from grandma's boudoir.

 

[Cat]

The door handles and door knobs

 

[Sea_Panda]

The striking pad for the safety matches.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Look, we had some controversy about this last week. I'm taking all the peanut butter and leaving the jelly, bananas, and whatever else y'all said you like.

 

[Cat]

I'll drive your getaway car

Wanna share some cups of coffee, sugar and candy?

 

[Sea_Panda]

Look, we had some controversy about this last week. I'm taking all the peanut butter and leaving the jelly, bananas, and whatever else y'all said you like.

That’s okay. In an emergency situation you can always use Reese’s cups and Reese’s pieces.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Wanna share some cups of coffee, sugar and candy?

Erm no as l drink tea. Share the candy equally though....

 

[Sea_Panda]

I’m taking the door to the fridge.