WOW! This is methodical! You really thought this through. I thought I came in only on step from the top and now.... Would love to see all the judges comments of mine so I can strive for the top spot!Oh, there are tiers, we've thought this through...
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Uh hem, once again
We're methodical in our process. The excel spreadsheet was color coded & formula full by day 2! Want a copy of your comments?
I've got a few that qualify for 5 Golden Aubergine status, if I could just get him to share them...
I love that our conversations were almost clinical in nature. "Is this the best angle he could have used?" "I find flacid as intriguing as firm, points for authenticity"
He said it was really difficult to balance the banana so it wouldn't fall over
Shhhh, your supposed to be anonymous, remember?Wait a minute......
I got zero
See above...
After all the effort I put intothe tutorial andmy birthday gift.....
Ignore
Was it your birthday, too
Oh.
It was everyone's birthday once we saw your picture.Was it your birthday, too
As well as the other 5 out of 5 ladies?
Thank you - I was too busy being enraged about not even getting 3 aubergines.
I skipped to the end because I hadn't been tagged.
What's the difference?
No difference - one at once or all together at the same time
Dude you said it was only for those with a birthday so not enough judges saw it allegedlyAfter all the effort I put intothe tutorial andmy birthday gift.....
Ignored
I dare you to use that with one of your students!
I want to untie it...
The very first...First off we would like to thank each and every one of the participants. 19 dicks in one day is a record. (Even for me.) Each and every submission was carefully looked at to judge, not the girth or length but the artistry with which the dick was displayed. You all have a lot to be proud of and we salute you.
No Ordinary Dick
Rating Awards!
@Lmizzler
"An important social commentary on Lit dick pics. Illustrates the 0 cucumber/ eggplant dick perfectly. Needs to be on special exhibit at the MoMA"_@OrdinaryPerson
@deefalttwunnyfor
"No wonder Default pulls. Almost as perfect as it gets. Good lighting, B&W, just a tease, the arm is liking running his hand through his hair. Definitely would make me want to see more."_@MindYaBitness
@_Bandit_
"The first one is great, but the second one looks professional. No notes."_@lavendersilk
@SWR101
"Nice black and white pic; good body shot, not your normal peek-a-boo and love that the balls are out." _@MandaPandaa
@Bry1313
"Excellent lighting, filter, use of props, and bonus educational material."_@MindYaBitness
We will follow these instructions for apology boobs as well as we followed the instructions not to look at your dick
If you created a PG (Playground) Lit ruckus of legendary proportion where they take over your thread (shudder), they'll even dedicate them to you in public. *the addition of bums make it extra special*
Do you men feel bad about taking over our dick thread with boob talk yet? Better start dedicating dicks to us
Sorry. I abstain.
I'm sorry, my pic bank can't make change, you'll have to settle for apology cleavage
Personally, I loved the creativity of this dick. I thought it was funny and more visually interesting than some other submissions... Just saying.
