deefalttwunnyfor
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Pleasure. Pm away if you so desire. I won't take it personally.These are the ones who put themselves out there wanting our honest opinion. We will gladly PM them some critiques if they request it! Who knows... our advice might make one of you the very first 5 Golden Aubergine winner!
@Qky75
@Liquor_Starfish "
@Earthmisfit
@crashD
@Dalton59
@wtexcat
Well, at least i didn't get that..This award is not one we give out lightly. Some might not even call it an award at all. Let this be a lesson for any future submitted unpeeled bananas and golf balls.
Wait... so the top group got 4 eggplants and only half a golden aubergine? And there's a tier that's all 5 gold aubergines? Holy hellWho knows... our advice might make one of you the very first 5 Golden Aubergine winner!
I'm out.As a reminder... We're judging these photos NOT on length, girth
Wait, ALL of you commented on ALL the pics? That's wild. Y'all are dedicatedPlease PM one of your lovely judges if you'd like ALL your feedback, in case you want to work toward the golden aubergine award!
Yes... there is another tier... GO FOR IT!!!Wait... so the top group got 4 eggplants and only half a golden aubergine? And there's a tier that's all 5 gold aubergines? Holy hell
What can we say? We were fucking committed to this project - we are officially dick aficionados!I'm out.
Wait, ALL of you commented on ALL the pics? That's wild. Y'all are dedicated
DicianadosYes... there is another tier... GO FOR IT!!!
What can we say? We were fucking committed to this project - we are officially dick aficionados!
Hey I voted one of these dicks 1000/5. I demand a recountThe very first...First off we would like to thank each and every one of the participants. 19 dicks in one day is a record. (Even for me.) Each and every submission was carefully looked at to judge, not the girth or length but the artistry with which the dick was displayed. You all have a lot to be proud of and we salute you.
No Ordinary Dick
Rating Awards!
@Lmizzler
"An important social commentary on Lit dick pics. Illustrates the 0 cucumber/ eggplant dick perfectly. Needs to be on special exhibit at the MoMA"_@OrdinaryPerson
@deefalttwunnyfor
"No wonder Default pulls. Almost as perfect as it gets. Good lighting, B&W, just a tease, the arm is liking running his hand through his hair. Definitely would make me want to see more."_@MindYaBitness
@_Bandit_
"The first one is great, but the second one looks professional. No notes."_@lavendersilk
@SWR101
"Nice black and white pic; good body shot, not your normal peek-a-boo and love that the balls are out." _@MandaPandaa
@Bry1313
"Excellent lighting, filter, use of props, and bonus educational material."_@MindYaBitness
I loved all your dicks gentlemenThese are the ones who put themselves out there wanting our honest opinion. We will gladly PM them some critiques if they request it! Who knows... our advice might make one of you the very first 5 Golden Aubergine winner!
@Qky75
@Liquor_Starfish "
@Earthmisfit
@crashD
@Dalton59
@wtexcat
We had to give you something to strive forWait... so the top group got 4 eggplants and only half a golden aubergine? And there's a tier that's all 5 gold aubergines? Holy hell
Did he really try though?This award is not one we give out lightly. Some might not even call it an award at all. Let this be a lesson for any future submitted unpeeled bananas and golf balls.
I'm sorry, you were required to recuse yourself as you were not found to be an impartial judgeHey I voted one of these dicks 1000/5. I demand a recount
Proud to be included in this list of distinguished gentlemen
Oh, there are tiers, we've thought this through...Wait... so the top group got 4 eggplants and only half a golden aubergine? And there's a tier that's all 5 gold aubergines? Holy hell
Uh hem, once againI'm out.
We're methodical in our process. The excel spreadsheet was color coded & formula full by day 2! Want a copy of your comments?Wait, ALL of you commented on ALL the pics? That's wild. Y'all are dedicated
I've got a few that qualify for 5 Golden Aubergine status, if I could just get him to share them...Yes... there is another tier... GO FOR IT!!!
I love that our conversations were almost clinical in nature. "Is this the best angle he could have used?" "I find flacid as intriguing as firm, points for authenticity"What can we say? We were fucking committed to this project - we are officially dick aficionados!
He said it was really difficult to balance the banana so it wouldn't fall overDid he really try though?
Wait, when did the first round close? Was there an official announcement?Thank you to all our friends that were brave enough to submit their dick pics to our first round of "No Ordinary Dick Rating"
Congratulations to our winners! Condolences to those that didn't place where they wanted to.
Please PM one of your lovely judges if you'd like ALL your feedback, in case you want to work toward the golden aubergine award!
IMPORTANT
Dicks that were received after the first round closed will automatically be entered into the next round.
Round 2 is open NOW through Thursday 10/31 at midnight EST
Ratings for round two will be posted no later than one week later (11/7/24)
As a reminder... We're judging these photos NOT on length, girth etc... but the PRESENTATION and DISPLAY of your dick
Have fun, Friends!!!
There wasn't an official announcement... we're learning as we go! Your submissions are automatically entered into the next round!Wait, when did the first round close? Was there an official announcement?
I wonder which dickHey I voted one of these dicks 1000/5. I demand a recount
I wonder which dick
I wonder which dick
When was April O'Niel on Sesame Street?
Ok, the tiers make a bit more sense now. With only that half-gold aubergine in tier 2 I was thinking there was going to be like 9 tiers above itOh, there are tiers, we've thought this through...
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Uh hem, once again
Of course I do! Am I not one of the most vain people here?We're methodical in our process. The excel spreadsheet was color coded & formula full by day 2! Want a copy of your comments?