🍆🥒No Ordinary Dick: A Rating Thread🍆🥒

Oh, there are tiers, we've thought this through...
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Ok, the tiers make a bit more sense now. With only that half-gold aubergine in tier 2 I was thinking there was going to be like 9 tiers above it
Uh hem, once again
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We're methodical in our process. The excel spreadsheet was color coded & formula full by day 2! Want a copy of your comments?
Of course I do! Am I not one of the most vain people here?
 
Oh, there are tiers, we've thought this through...
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Uh hem, once again
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We're methodical in our process. The excel spreadsheet was color coded & formula full by day 2! Want a copy of your comments?

I've got a few that qualify for 5 Golden Aubergine status, if I could just get him to share them...🤭

I love that our conversations were almost clinical in nature. "Is this the best angle he could have used?" "I find flacid as intriguing as firm, points for authenticity"

He said it was really difficult to balance the banana so it wouldn't fall over 😂
WOW! This is methodical! You really thought this through. I thought I came in only on step from the top and now.... Would love to see all the judges comments of mine so I can strive for the top spot!
 
I wanna give a special thank you/ shout out to the present dick that I'm sure we all saw because no one ever follows directions. 5/5 women want to untie that ribbon.

After all the effort I put into the tutorial and my birthday gift.....😮😮😮😮
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Take me off ignore Wriggle!!! I voted it a 5/5
 
I wanna give a special thank you/ shout out to the present dick that I'm sure we all saw because no one ever follows directions. 5/5 women want to untie that ribbon.
Was it your birthday, too 😮
As well as the other 5 out of 5 ladies?


Thank you - I was too busy being enraged about not even getting 3 aubergines.

I skipped to the end because I hadn't been tagged.
 
Was it your birthday, too 😮
As well as the other 5 out of 5 ladies?


Thank you - I was too busy being enraged about not even getting 3 aubergines.

I skipped to the end because I hadn't been tagged.
It was everyone's birthday once we saw your picture.

Oh.
I thought you meant 5 women wanted to untie it.
What's the difference?
 
The very first...
No Ordinary Dick
Rating Awards!

First off we would like to thank each and every one of the participants. 19 dicks in one day is a record. (Even for me.) Each and every submission was carefully looked at to judge, not the girth or length but the artistry with which the dick was displayed. You all have a lot to be proud of and we salute you.🫡

Without further ado...

The Top Five No Ordinary Dicks are as follows...


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@Lmizzler
"An important social commentary on Lit dick pics. Illustrates the 0 cucumber/ eggplant dick perfectly. Needs to be on special exhibit at the MoMA"_@OrdinaryPerson

@deefalttwunnyfor
"No wonder Default pulls. Almost as perfect as it gets. Good lighting, B&W, just a tease, the arm is liking running his hand through his hair. Definitely would make me want to see more."_@MindYaBitness

@_Bandit_
"The first one is great, but the second one looks professional. No notes."_@lavendersilk

@SWR101
"Nice black and white pic; good body shot, not your normal peek-a-boo and love that the balls are out." _@MandaPandaa

@Bry1313
"
Excellent lighting, filter, use of props, and bonus educational material."_@MindYaBitness

I can honestly say that I was not expecting to even make the honorable mentions list, let alone this list. 😳
 
Anyway, I still think you all did me over, but I'm looking forward to all the apology boobs in my inbox later.
I won't be rating them, though.
If you created a PG (Playground) Lit ruckus of legendary proportion where they take over your thread (shudder), they'll even dedicate them to you in public. *the addition of bums make it extra special*
 
This award is not one we give out lightly. Some might not even call it an award at all. Let this be a lesson for any future submitted unpeeled bananas and golf balls.

The You Tried Dick award goes to...


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@Mr_bogey
Personally, I loved the creativity of this dick. I thought it was funny and more visually interesting than some other submissions... Just saying.
 
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