🍆🥒No Ordinary Dick: A Rating Thread🍆🥒

[lavendersilk]

The The So Close But Not Quite Dicks are as follows...



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@Ched21
"Original and creative!"_@MidwestPrincess23

@cactusjack0584
"I love everything about this! Wanna chat?"_@Indie

@UnquietDreams
"Nice use of props - love a man who reads. Love that he chose to leave something to the imagination."_@MandaPandaa

@SherlockianMan
"Artistic." _@lavendersilk

@hotoldrguy
"Both amazing and terrifying."_@OrdinaryPerson

@NRJLIVES4ever
"I like the jeans look PLUS good lighting and relaxed in nature"_@MidwestPrincess23

@LIDiver
"Being first gives you a point for eagerness. Jeans & the belt, I'm a fan. More points would have been awarded if a filter was used."_@lavendersilk

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

not your normal peek-a-boo and love that the balls are out." _@MandaPandaa​

I feel attacked

But also, gentlemen @Lmizzler @_Bandit_ @SWR101 @Bry1313

 

[lavendersilk]

These are the ones who put themselves out there wanting our honest opinion. We will gladly PM them some critiques if they request it! Who knows... our advice might make one of you the very first 5 Golden Aubergine winner!

The Room For Improvement Dicks are as follows...



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@Qky75
@Liquor_Starfish
@Earthmisfit
@crashD
@Dalton59
@wtexcat

 

[Dalton59]

These are the ones who put themselves out there wanting our honest opinion. We will gladly PM them some critiques if they request it! Who knows... our advice might make one of you the very first 5 Golden Aubergine winner!

The Room For Improvement Dicks are as follows...


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@Qky75
@Liquor_Starfish "
@Earthmisfit
@crashD
@Dalton59
@wtexcat

Pleasure. Pm away if you so desire. I won't take it personally.

 

[lavendersilk]

This award is not one we give out lightly. Some might not even call it an award at all. Let this be a lesson for any future submitted unpeeled bananas and golf balls.

The You Tried Dick award goes to...




@Mr_bogey ​

 

[ZfrkS62]

This award is not one we give out lightly. Some might not even call it an award at all. Let this be a lesson for any future submitted unpeeled bananas and golf balls.

The You Tried Dick award goes to...


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@Mr_bogey ​

Well, at least i didn't get that..

 

[Deadbed1968]

Hang on! You didn’t see my Dick pic!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Thank you to all our friends that were brave enough to submit their dick pics to our first round of "No Ordinary Dick Rating"
Congratulations to our winners! Condolences to those that didn't place where they wanted to.
Please PM one of your lovely judges if you'd like ALL your feedback, in case you want to work toward the golden aubergine award!

IMPORTANT

Dicks that were received after the first round closed will automatically be entered into the next round.
Round 2 is open NOW through Thursday 10/31 at midnight EST

Ratings for round two will be posted no later than one week later (11/7/24)

As a reminder... We're judging these photos NOT on length, girth etc... but the PRESENTATION and DISPLAY of your dick
Have fun, Friends!!!​

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Who knows... our advice might make one of you the very first 5 Golden Aubergine winner!

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Wait... so the top group got 4 eggplants and only half a golden aubergine? And there's a tier that's all 5 gold aubergines? Holy hell

As a reminder... We're judging these photos NOT on length, girth​

I'm out.

Please PM one of your lovely judges if you'd like ALL your feedback, in case you want to work toward the golden aubergine award!
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Wait, ALL of you commented on ALL the pics? That's wild. Y'all are dedicated

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Wait... so the top group got 4 eggplants and only half a golden aubergine? And there's a tier that's all 5 gold aubergines? Holy hell

Yes... there is another tier... GO FOR IT!!!

I'm out.

Wait, ALL of you commented on ALL the pics? That's wild. Y'all are dedicated

What can we say? We were fucking committed to this project - we are officially dick aficionados!

 

[JustDave478]

Yes... there is another tier... GO FOR IT!!!

What can we say? We were fucking committed to this project - we are officially dick aficionados!

Dicianados

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The very first...
No Ordinary Dick
Rating Awards!
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First off we would like to thank each and every one of the participants. 19 dicks in one day is a record. (Even for me.) Each and every submission was carefully looked at to judge, not the girth or length but the artistry with which the dick was displayed. You all have a lot to be proud of and we salute you.

Without further ado...

The Top Five No Ordinary Dicks are as follows...


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@Lmizzler
"An important social commentary on Lit dick pics. Illustrates the 0 cucumber/ eggplant dick perfectly. Needs to be on special exhibit at the MoMA"_@OrdinaryPerson

@deefalttwunnyfor
"No wonder Default pulls. Almost as perfect as it gets. Good lighting, B&W, just a tease, the arm is liking running his hand through his hair. Definitely would make me want to see more."_@MindYaBitness

@_Bandit_
"The first one is great, but the second one looks professional. No notes."_@lavendersilk

@SWR101
"Nice black and white pic; good body shot, not your normal peek-a-boo and love that the balls are out." _@MandaPandaa

@Bry1313
"Excellent lighting, filter, use of props, and bonus educational material."_@MindYaBitness

Hey I voted one of these dicks 1000/5. I demand a recount

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

These are the ones who put themselves out there wanting our honest opinion. We will gladly PM them some critiques if they request it! Who knows... our advice might make one of you the very first 5 Golden Aubergine winner!

The Room For Improvement Dicks are as follows...

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@Qky75
@Liquor_Starfish "
@Earthmisfit
@crashD
@Dalton59
@wtexcat

I loved all your dicks gentlemen

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wait... so the top group got 4 eggplants and only half a golden aubergine? And there's a tier that's all 5 gold aubergines? Holy hell

We had to give you something to strive for

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This award is not one we give out lightly. Some might not even call it an award at all. Let this be a lesson for any future submitted unpeeled bananas and golf balls.

The You Tried Dick award goes to...


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@Mr_bogey ​

Did he really try though?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I wanna give a special thank you/ shout out to the present dick that I'm sure we all saw because no one ever follows directions. 5/5 women want to untie that ribbon.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hey I voted one of these dicks 1000/5. I demand a recount

I'm sorry, you were required to recuse yourself as you were not found to be an impartial judge

 

[Bry1313]

I feel attacked

But also, gentlemen @Lmizzler @_Bandit_ @SWR101 @Bry1313

Proud to be included in this list of distinguished gentlemen

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wait... so the top group got 4 eggplants and only half a golden aubergine? And there's a tier that's all 5 gold aubergines? Holy hell

Oh, there are tiers, we've thought this through...

I'm out.

Uh hem, once again

Wait, ALL of you commented on ALL the pics? That's wild. Y'all are dedicated

We're methodical in our process. The excel spreadsheet was color coded & formula full by day 2! Want a copy of your comments?

Yes... there is another tier... GO FOR IT!!!

I've got a few that qualify for 5 Golden Aubergine status, if I could just get him to share them...

What can we say? We were fucking committed to this project - we are officially dick aficionados!

I love that our conversations were almost clinical in nature. "Is this the best angle he could have used?" "I find flacid as intriguing as firm, points for authenticity"

Did he really try though?

He said it was really difficult to balance the banana so it wouldn't fall over

 

[ZfrkS62]

Thank you to all our friends that were brave enough to submit their dick pics to our first round of "No Ordinary Dick Rating"
Congratulations to our winners! Condolences to those that didn't place where they wanted to.
Please PM one of your lovely judges if you'd like ALL your feedback, in case you want to work toward the golden aubergine award!

IMPORTANT

Dicks that were received after the first round closed will automatically be entered into the next round.
Round 2 is open NOW through Thursday 10/31 at midnight EST

Ratings for round two will be posted no later than one week later (11/7/24)

As a reminder... We're judging these photos NOT on length, girth etc... but the PRESENTATION and DISPLAY of your dick
Have fun, Friends!!!​

Wait, when did the first round close? Was there an official announcement?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Wait, when did the first round close? Was there an official announcement?

There wasn't an official announcement... we're learning as we go! Your submissions are automatically entered into the next round!

 

[Bry1313]

Hey I voted one of these dicks 1000/5. I demand a recount

I wonder which dick

 

[UnquietDreams]

I wonder which dick

 

[MindYaBitness]

I wonder which dick

 

[ZfrkS62]

When was April O'Niel on Sesame Street?