🍆🥒No Ordinary Dick: A Rating Thread🍆🥒

[Wriggle]

I hope you know how insincerely that apology was meant.

And yet I still win

 

[lavendersilk]

I appreciate your submission, but it needs to be linked or it will be taken down per Lit rules. You can use imgbb, it is free.

 

[HollyS]

I was very conflicted on using the or the reaction for this.

 

[RAMJ64]

I appreciate your submission, but it needs to be linked or it will be taken down per Lit rules. You can use imgbb, it is free.

Thanks. I wasn’t sure how that worked. I tried to delete it

 

[RAMJ64]

Is this better? https://ibb.co/SvkYCYQ

 

[ZfrkS62]

Thanks. I wasn’t sure how that worked. I tried to delete it

Each of your posts has an option to edit. If you're on your phone, it's 3 dots in the lower left corner of each of your posts

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is this better? https://ibb.co/SvkYCYQ

Let’s see what the judges say.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Ooh! This looks fun! I'd like to play.

An artsy one:
https://ibb.co/wcLBQGN

A shadowy one:
https://ibb.co/BykxdRT

And a funny holiday one (it's a little early, but still...)
https://ibb.co/p0Zt3WS

I think these three are solid entries. (No pun intended.) but the judges are the ones to impress so good luck!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Since the first round was fun and enjoyable, I'll jump in on the second round
https://ibb.co/Y2NRYhL

Definitely will be a judge favorite if I had to guess. Well done.

 

[HollyS]

I think these three are solid entries. (No pun intended.) but the judges are the ones to impress so good luck!

Three solid entries! Lol I see what you did there.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Three solid entries! Lol I see what you did there.

I am a sucker for puns, intended or otherwise

 

[RandallOldman]

I think these three are solid entries. (No pun intended.) but the judges are the ones to impress so good luck!

Thanks!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I thought we were supposed to be impartial??? Now I'm going to be totally biased.

Bring on the bribes.

My vote is for us taking bribes

 

[MindYaBitness]

My vote is for us taking bribes

Hmm, but what sort of bribes?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hmm, but what sort of bribes?

We are posting pics of our dicks? And being judged on them? How much more do you want?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hmm, but what sort of bribes?

A billion dollars for each golden eggplant?

 

[MindYaBitness]

We are posting pics of our dicks? And being judged on them? How much more do you want?

You heard the lady!

A billion dollars for each golden eggplant?

 

[cactusjack0584]

A billion dollars for each golden eggplant?

Well then I’m out

 

[RandallOldman]

A billion dollars for each golden eggplant?

Can it wait til Monday? I need to visit the bank.

And maybe Fort Knox?!? A mint?!

 

[cactusjack0584]

I also didn’t realize @Lmizzler , @deefalttwunnyfor , @_Bandit_ , @SWR101 , and @Bry1313 had 500k just laying around

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well then I’m out

Oh, come on, surely there's a Nigerian prince somewhere on the internet who's dying to cash you out!

I also didn’t realize @Lmizzler , @deefalttwunnyfor , @_Bandit_ , @SWR101 , and @Bry1313 had 500k just laying around

They're bank robbers, shhhh, you'll blow they're cover

 

[cactusjack0584]

Oh, come on, surely there's a Nigerian prince somewhere on the internet who's dying to cash you out!

They're bank robbers, shhhh, you'll blow they're cover

And they take fantastic dick photos, what a life. Where do they find the time?

 

[MandaPandaa]

I also didn’t realize @Lmizzler , @deefalttwunnyfor , @_Bandit_ , @SWR101 , and @Bry1313 had 500k just laying around

Don't tell the other judges but I upped my charge on them... So it was actually more.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Don't tell the other judges but I upped my charge on them... So it was actually more.

So then… I’m definitely out. Poor and suck at taking dick pics, double tapped. Ouch

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can it wait til Monday? I need to visit the bank.

And maybe Fort Knox?!? A mint?!

Do what you need to do but don't tell us about it if it's not legal