🍆🥒No Ordinary Dick: A Rating Thread🍆🥒

[MandaPandaa]

So then… I’m definitely out. Poor and suck at pics, double tapped. Ouch

I mean, take a page out of Randall's book and rob a bank? Where there's a willy there's a way.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I mean, take a page out of Randall's book and rob a bank? Where there's a willy there's a way.

There’s no bank in the world that could have enough for me. But sounds like things could work out for Randall.

How much for just like one regular ?

 

[MandaPandaa]

There’s no bank in the world that could have enough for me. But sounds like things could work out for Randall.

How much for just like one regular ?

Dude - relax. This is not supposed to be serious. Have fun. Laugh. We are a silly bunch.

Also, Uber eats me some Chinese food and I'll call it good. This is a one time deal only. Our secret. Don't tell or you'll get a decaying banana trophy.

 

[Wriggle]

My vote is for us taking bribes

Sell out.

How much for just like one regular ?

One beautifully shot artistic photo.
It's all for fun - don't worry about the score.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Lets all remember that this thread is like Whose Line Is It Anyway. Where everything is made up and the points don't matter. If you wanna have fun and hang with us, come show your dick. If it's gonna make you feel upset, best sit it out.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And yet I still win

I mean, aside from the dick and all.

 

[Wriggle]

I mean, aside from the dick and all.

Yep.
Look at her cleavage, smile and attitude.
Who could ask for anything more?

 

[Wriggle]

Lets all remember that this thread is like Whose Line Is It Anyway. Where everything is made up and the points don't matter. If you wanna have fun and hang with us, come show your dick. If it's gonna make you feel upset, best sit it out.

You know I'm still upset about being unrated......

And only some of the judges have apologised in the correct manner

 

[Madhatter02]

Tbh, when I tap on the link it wont let me see your pic. Sometimes that happens and I don't know why. But now I am very curious..

Does this work https://ibb.co/7Y5gMXr

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You know I'm still upset about being unrated......

And only some of the judges have apologised in the correct manner

It was not my birthday, so I didn't click..... How am I supposed to rate without seeing the goods?????

 

[Wriggle]

It was not my birthday, so I didn't click..... How am I supposed to rate without seeing the goods?????

You make a fine point, MP.

But if you feel like apologising all the same

 

[SWR101]

My next, humble submission:

https://ibb.co/GVsL2YM

Please be thorough and gracious, ladies.

Thanks again for the hard work adjudicating these pics for us lowly wretches

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yep.
Look at her cleavage, smile and attitude.
Who could ask for anything more?

What are you talking about?

 

[Somethingnew1124]

Does this work https://ibb.co/7Y5gMXr

Yes!!! It is the best one yet. Thanks!

 

[deft]

OK… here’s one I posted in a “semi-hard” thread a while ago…

https://ibb.co/sJsfGw5

 

[Wriggle]

What are you talking about?

The insincere apology was still a sexy apology - ergo, I win and I'm sure about that

 

[Lmizzler]

I also didn’t realize @Lmizzler , @deefalttwunnyfor , @_Bandit_ , @SWR101 , and @Bry1313 had 500k just laying around

I don’t have 500K laying around any more. I spent it all on my last bribe.

 

[cactusjack0584]

My next, humble submission:

https://ibb.co/GVsL2YM

Please be thorough and gracious, ladies.

Thanks again for the hard work adjudicating these pics for us lowly wretches

Great submission, as I’m sure the judges will agree.

 

[cactusjack0584]

OK… here’s one I posted in a “semi-hard” thread a while ago…

https://ibb.co/sJsfGw5

Another great addition, I’m sure it will be very highly rated by our esteemed judges.

 

[hotoldrguy]

This round I am going with an Artsy closeup

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don’t have 500K laying around any more. I spent it all on my last bribe.

Quit lying, my vote isn't that cheap! He also deep cleaned my kitchen wearing nothing but an apron and a smile

 

[Bry1313]

I also didn’t realize @Lmizzler , @deefalttwunnyfor , @_Bandit_ , @SWR101 , and @Bry1313 had 500k just laying around

It’s not just laying around, I had to shake up a few equity positions and liquidate some assets but the benefits were worth it. Can you really put a dollar value on the golden aubergine?

 

[Bry1313]

I don’t have 500K laying around any more. I spent it all on my last bribe.

I’ve got you, it’ll take a couple of days for the funds to clear but I’ll Venmo you.

 

[cactusjack0584]

It’s not just laying around, I had to shake up a few equity positions and liquidate some assets but the benefits were worth it. Can you really put a dollar value on the golden aubergine?

I guess not, but whatever it is it’s probably beyond my means at the current.

 

[cactusjack0584]

This round I am going with an Artsy closeup

A pic that will surely get good attention!