🍆🥒No Ordinary Dick: A Rating Thread🍆🥒

[Bluesky8888]

Heres my full resume, including a body shot, multiple angles, lubed and unlubed, cleanly shaven, as well as the savage look. Let me have your most brutally honest reviews ladies, I can take whatever it is you want to say. ️️️️️
Thanks Queens ️


Pic 1: https://ibb.co/D90Y1XM

Pic 2: https://ibb.co/yNX25dk

Pic 3: https://ibb.co/BtyH3CP

 

[Bry1313]

Um, @Bluesky8888 use links to share the sword, not embedded, it’s forum rules.

 

[ZfrkS62]

Um, @Bluesky8888 use links to share the sword, not embedded, it’s forum rules.

Clearly, no one reads that far. Maybe it should be at the top of the rules.

 

[SWR101]

Clearly, no one reads that far. Maybe it should be at the top of the rules.

It’s a general rule of the forum as a whole, though, not just this particular thread

 

[Bluesky8888]

More importantly, whats my rating???

 

[Bluesky8888]

With the election right around the corner, I thought there would be more “pole-watchers” but I guess not! ️️️️️

 

[SWR101]

It’s a graded event with clearly defined parameters, a list of specific judges, and a spells out timeline. The current submission period runs through Thursday, and no scores will be given until after that point when all of the judges have made their scores, comments, and critiques have been tallied and entered into their score sheets.

 

[Bluesky8888]

Ah wow, ok awesome, thanks for the details! Looking forward to this ️

 

[Qky75]

You know I'm still upset about being unrated......

And only some of the judges have apologised in the correct manner

Oh piss off at least they loved yours...you should see the comments on mine. My butt still hurts.

 

[LostHorizon]

Oh piss off at least they loved yours...you should see the comments on mine. My butt still hurts.

*puts his dick pic submission back in the file drawer*

Tough crowd huh?

 

[Qky75]

*puts his dick pic submission back in the file drawer*

Tough crowd huh?

I'm sure you will get a better response

 

[devilsanus]

I'm only seeing conversation and tons of regret. No actual ratings or commentary. Give the people what they want!!

 

[Bearded_one]

https://ibb.co/CtFgbCP

 

[Bearded_one]

Still figuring out how to post with the links

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm only seeing conversation and tons of regret. No actual ratings or commentary. Give the people what they want!!

Now, gentlemen, don't be hasty! After the first round it was posted that you have until Thursday to get your submission in. Our impartial panel will judge you with a gimlet eye. The top pic posters will be shared, with a highlight from their comments. All others, as well as their full list of comments, will be DM'd upon request.

*And, please remember, Mr. Anus, irrespective of whether your lap taffy is full mast or flaccid, we're judging your picture taking skills not your flesh sword.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Heres my full resume, including a body shot, multiple angles, lubed and unlubed, cleanly shaven, as well as the savage look. Let me have your most brutally honest reviews ladies, I can take whatever it is you want to say. ️️️️️
Thanks Queens ️


Pic 1: https://ibb.co/D90Y1XM

Pic 2: https://ibb.co/yNX25dk

Pic 3: https://ibb.co/BtyH3CP

Do you have one favorite, or are you ok with the average score of the three?

 

[Bearded_one]

Damn, my flesh sword is better than my photo skills.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'd already put my cock in a box (literally), before realising I think this closed last week. Sharing anyway because otherwise I just got icing (yes, it's icing) on my dick for nothing....

"Normal"
https://ibb.co/XyZyX5x

"Creative"
https://ibb.co/51T2qh5
https://ibb.co/Lp9vrqy

Do you have one favorite, or are you ok with the average score of the three?

 

[Wriggle]

Oh piss off at least they loved yours...you should see the comments on mine. My butt still hurts.

It's weird because it's more a case of them all loving me - not the bit for rating - so I get boosted scores.

And with this lot, a spanking is part of the entrance fee....

 

[SWR101]

It's weird because it's more a case of them all loving me - not the bit for rating - so I get boosted scores.

And with this lot, a spanking is part of the entrance fee....

Did I miss a memo, I feel like I was cheated a good swat here…

 

[ZfrkS62]

Did I miss a memo, I feel like I was cheated a good swat here…

I think you were an early entrant and got free admission as a promo

 

[Wriggle]

Did I miss a memo, I feel like I was cheated a good swat here…

It comes in the form of criticism.

 

[SWR101]

It comes in the form of criticism.

*sigh* damn, getting my hopes up

 

[cactusjack0584]

Heres my full resume, including a body shot, multiple angles, lubed and unlubed, cleanly shaven, as well as the savage look. Let me have your most brutally honest reviews ladies, I can take whatever it is you want to say. ️️️️️
Thanks Queens ️


Pic 1: https://ibb.co/D90Y1XM

Pic 2: https://ibb.co/yNX25dk

Pic 3: https://ibb.co/BtyH3CP

A great submission sure to get high marks!

 

[cactusjack0584]

I'd already put my cock in a box (literally), before realising I think this closed last week. Sharing anyway because otherwise I just got icing (yes, it's icing) on my dick for nothing....

"Normal"
https://ibb.co/XyZyX5x

"Creative"
https://ibb.co/51T2qh5
https://ibb.co/Lp9vrqy

All great pics. The last two being a treat for the eyes