🍆🥒No Ordinary Dick: A Rating Thread🍆🥒

[Wriggle]

WARNING.
THIS IS FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL ONLY.​

So not click unless it's your birthday today.

They are the only panel of judge allowed to look at this one.

It's their gift only.

​

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I post my shit. Board immediately changes page. No wonder I never come here anymore.

 

[Indie]

WARNING.
THIS IS FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL ONLY.

So not click unless it's your birthday today.

They are the only panel of judge allowed to look at this one.

It's their gift only.

​

Thank you!!!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Thank you!!!

Me: *posts*

Indie: "...."

Someone else: *posts*

Indie: "OH MY GAWD AMAZING!"

(Totally playing, I love you, @Indie)

 

[Qky75]

Me: *posts*

Indie: "...."

Someone else: *posts*

Indie: "OH MY GAWD AMAZING!"

Welcome to my world.... I'm just grateful nobody told me to put it back on and try the politics threads or the crafting and knitting ones

 

[lavendersilk]

Thank you!!!

It's your bday too? Happy birthday!

 

[Indie]

Me: *posts*

Indie: "...."

Someone else: *posts*

Indie: "OH MY GAWD AMAZING!"

(Totally playing, I love you, @Indie)

Just for that you're losing a point, buddy!

Love you more.

 

[Indie]

It's your bday too? Happy birthday!

Yes! Thank you! And Happy Birthday to you!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Just for that you're losing a point, buddy!

Love you more.

Awwwww cmere you

And happy birthday!

And happy birthday to @lavendersilk

 

[Bry1313]

WARNING.
THIS IS FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL ONLY.

So not click unless it's your birthday today.

They are the only panel of judge allowed to look at this one.

It's their gift only.

​

Best present I’ve ever got here

 

[Lmizzler]

WARNING.
THIS IS FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL ONLY.

So not click unless it's your birthday today.

They are the only panel of judge allowed to look at this one.

It's their gift only.

​

Thank you!!!

It's your bday too? Happy birthday!

Best present I’ve ever got here

So it's your birthdays too?
I thought it was just mine?!?!?!

 

[Wriggle]

I should have guessed I was in the middle of a nest of Scorpio(ns)

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I should have guessed I was in the middle of a nest of Scorpio(ns)

Not always a bad thing.

 

[Dalton59]

Either you have tiny hands or... oh, good Lord!

Bit of both I think.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Your cock seems confused

 

[Qky75]

Your cock seems confused

When has that ever stopped one?

 

[crashD]

In honor of @OrdinaryPerson, we are...

CALLING ALL DICKS!


We are requesting all kinds!

No! Dick! Left! Behind!

All that we ask is that you please be creative! A group of sexy, intelligent women will be looking over every single dick detail with a careful, unbiased (albeit horny) eye!


On a scale from

1.  meaning: You could do so much better.

to

5.  meaning: OMG, you are an artist!

We will rate you, not on length or girth, but rather on how you display your package.

It's all about presentation!


A humble, anonymous gentleman has kindly given you a few pointers...


Do's and Don't's of
The Wanking Jacket Dick Pics
(An anonymous tutorial)


Full frontal, bed unmade, crap on the floor, no filter and lens flare?
Exhibit A: Score: 1
Nope!

So, let's try to sexify that dressing gown.
Exhibit B: Score: 3
Much better, but it's still an ugly wanking jacket...

Let's try waffle gown.
Exhibit C: Score: 4
Very nice.

Nearly sexy, but put the hand down and suck it in.
Exhibit D: Score: 5
Lie back... perfect.

So, do you think you can RISE to the challenge? Hit us with your BEST SHOT!

Judges thus far:
@Indie
@lavendersilk
@MandaPandaa
@MidwestPrincess23
@MindYaBitness
@OrdinaryPerson​

We are waiting...

(The ratings will be presented no sooner than 24 hours and no later than one week after the dick has been submitted. Thank you for your patience!)

Having run some versions of this, is there a time frame for submissions.

Followed by the beginning of a new round ?

 

[Bry1313]

Having run some versions of this, is there a time frame for submissions.

Followed by the beginning of a new round ?

It’s an evergreen thread, artistic dick always welcome

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Bit of both I think.

Bwahaha hey, both are fantastic

This thread is fun. You guys have some nice dicks. I include myself too.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Your cock seems confused

I think you are confused.

My cock is suspicious.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Happy Birthday @lavendersilk @Indie !

 

[crazychemgirl]

Your cock seems confused

They often are when confronted with strong, sexy women.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

TBF, there's not much more to see

Just the right tease, though!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

It's your bday too? Happy birthday!

Yes! Thank you! And Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday, ladies!

 

[Deadbed1968]

You caught us, we did it just for your you. We're trying to set the perfect trap for your elusive dick pics. Did it work?

I never thought I’d see the words elusive and “dick pic” in the same sentence.