🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[GirlFur]

Would that be worth the Paper it would be Printed on?

Itching powder in your body wash.

 

[GirlFur]

autographed photo of George Santos

 

[ABiGuy84]

Wow, I'd have to pay people to take that off my hands, thanks.

A bed that is Four inches to Short.

 

[GirlFur]

Wow, I'd have to pay people to take that off my hands, thanks.

A bed that is Four inches to Short.

Tickets to a movie with Lauren Bobert

 

[ABiGuy84]

Tickets to a movie with Lauren Bobert

Now I have to gouge my eyes out.

A ticket for a boat ride on the Titanic.

 

[Photog1rl]

Now I have to gouge my eyes out.

A ticket for a boat ride on the Titanic.

A big soft blanket with an owl on it.

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

A big soft blanket with an owl on it.

A taco holder.

 

[Btq97]

Mirrors for his shoes

 

[ABiGuy84]

A Band new Rotary Phone.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

A busty anime girl body pillow.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A busty anime girl body pillow.

New Samsung Galaxy S23 that only has music on it and nothing else can be done with it. The bluetooth is always on and connects to EVERYTHING and only plays 'This is the song that never ends'.

 

[pmichael]

I have no earthly idea. But it damn well better be something I want..

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I have no earthly idea. But it damn well better be something I want..

Lottery ticket with matching numbers from 12/1/22's winning numbers.

 

[__Nathan1968]

10,000 pairs of laces for your cowboy boots.

 

[pmichael]

Lottery ticket with matching numbers from 12/1/23's winning numbers.

Plan on splitting the winnings with me?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Plan on splitting the winnings with me?

Meant 2022, so can't claim it anymore!

 

[BrendaBear]

A selection of 2022 Calendars.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A selection of 2022 Calendars.

$100 Kmart gift card.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Refurbished nose hair trimmer.

 

[Photog1rl]

Tater tot casserole.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Tater tot casserole.

That's like.. yum... sometimes. Bit greasy.


Krampus is bringing her a sex toy of the month club for hard-core bandage lovers.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

That's like.. yum... sometimes. Bit greasy.


Krampus is bringing her a sex toy of the month club for hard-core bandage lovers.

Panties that will automatically be applied and will repell all spankings.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Panties that will automatically be applied and will repell all spankings.

You have no soul.

He will be receiving a daily visit from a religious organization to try and convert him.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You have no soul.

We had to put those in a box at basic.

He will be receiving a daily visit from a religious organization to try and convert him.

She will have a never ending line of Jehova's Witnesses at her door for 2024.

 

[BrendaBear]

A monthly delivery of hip new shoes… that are 2 sizes too small.