🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[BrendaBear]

A dog and a cat… that don’t like each other.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Last Century Make-up Kit.

 

[Lorack]

2 pet foxes

 

[BrendaBear]

All the latest, hotest, top 50 movies, on Sony Betamax!

 

[ABiGuy84]

Loved Betamax!

Collection of Ping-Pong Balls.

 

[BrendaBear]

Loved Betamax!

Collection of Ping-Pong Balls.

Actually, I did too.

A collection of enchanted ping pong paddles that chase you around the house giving you spankings.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Actually, I did too.

A collection of enchanted ping pong paddles that chase you around the house giving you spankings.

Hey, I'd love that.


A life time Supply of Anchovies

 

[BrendaBear]

A all expenses paid, weekend for two in a rural Montana outhouse

 

[MrPersonManGuy]

So...bagpipes. That's torture for everyone else, not so much me.

A penis shaped wafflemaker.

An actual waffle maker, but for penises

 

[ABiGuy84]

An all epenses paid stay at the Bates Motel.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

A charcuterie board... but it's shaped like a shark and says "shark coochie board."

 

[ABiGuy84]

Examples of all 12,000 species of Moss.

 

[BrendaBear]

The complete 1972 edition of the encyclopedia britanica .. because it is hard to find out information now.

 

[eric_erosfan]

24 used library copies of "The Art of the Deal"

 

[ABiGuy84]

All 108 Spot Books.

 

[BrendaBear]

All the empty liquor bottles from the last 2 months from the local bar…

…I can smell them from here..

 

[ABiGuy84]

Hey, I can recycle those and actually make money!

A big new state of the art 3D TV Box without the TV.

 

[BrendaBear]

The haunted clown doll from the movie “Poltergeist” … and the creepy tree….

 

[ABiGuy84]

Annabelle Doll from the movie.

 

[BrendaBear]

“Robert the doll” from Florida

 

[ABiGuy84]

Chucky Doll

 

[BrendaBear]

A chunky inflatable sex doll… that doesn’t hold air.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Oh, so Much more to enjoy!

A Air purifier that only works on the 31st day of a Month.

 

[GirlFur]

An honorary degree from Trump University

 

[ABiGuy84]

Would that be worth the Paper it would be Printed on?

Itching powder in your body wash.