📮 The 3rd Annual ✨July✨ PM Challenge 📮

I sure hope you all like tupperware
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it's a tupperware party!!!!
 
Every time you open that damn cupboard.
A few days ago I decided I'd had enough of the Tupperware of Chaos, which whenever I shut the cupboard door sneakily messed itself up into unmatched tops and bottoms (sounds like the BDSM thread, doesn't it?). So, at buttock-clenching expense, I bought a matched, nesting set of five Orla Kiely melamine storage pots to replace the whole fucking lot.

Obviously, these were far too good to be used regularly, because the risk of a buttock-clenchingly expensive Orla Kiely storage pot getting stained after being used for tomato pasta sauce is too terrible to contemplate. But luckily I already had a fuck ton of old, ill matched Tupperware that was perfect for that kind of thing!

So now I have five beautiful, nesting melamine Orla Kiely storage pots on the countertop, which when you get to my age is about the sexiest thing that happens in your kitchen, and an even more shambolic cupboard of cheap, slutty Tupperware.

I don't know why, but I feel better for sharing that with the group. Is there a Tupperware Anonymous?
 
A few days ago I decided I'd had enough of the Tupperware of Chaos, which whenever I shut the cupboard door sneakily messed itself up into unmatched tops and bottoms (sounds like the BDSM thread, doesn't it?). So, at buttock-clenching expense, I bought a matched, nesting set of five Orla Kiely melamine storage pots to replace the whole fucking lot.

Obviously, these were far too good to be used regularly, because the risk of a buttock-clenchingly expensive Orla Kiely storage pot getting stained after being used for tomato pasta sauce is too terrible to contemplate. But luckily I already had a fuck ton of old, ill matched Tupperware that was perfect for that kind of thing!

So now I have five beautiful, nesting melamine Orla Kiely storage pots on the countertop, which when you get to my age is about the sexiest thing that happens in your kitchen, and an even more shambolic cupboard of cheap, slutty Tupperware.

I don't know why, but I feel better for sharing that with the group. Is there a Tupperware Anonymous?
I had to google Orla Kiely…….now I NEED these! 🤦‍♀️
 
Frankly I love giving gifts... and I love extra credit. A perfect assignment for me!
Triple the pleasure today. And if you didn't get a gift from me, it's not because you aren't very very special!🎁✨🎁✨🎁✨🎁
 
Day 17:

Send, at least, 2 Litsters some encouragement. Are you encouraging them because they had a bad day? Are you encouraging them to pursue their crush? Are you encouraging them to post their Tupperware collection for all to see? That's between you and your god. Have fun!
Where is everyone today?
Here's hoping a lot of encouragement is blossoming on the board today. Keep going people! 🥰
 
Day 17:

Send, at least, 2 Litsters some encouragement. Are you encouraging them because they had a bad day? Are you encouraging them to pursue their crush? Are you encouraging them to post their Tupperware collection for all to see? That's between you and your god. Have fun!
Mission accomplished ... not sure if my encouragement made things worse for the Litster having a bad day.
 
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