2010 Survivor Off-topic Chat

[sr71plt]

Yeah, it's funny, for someone so busy and so pompously self-important, that you have the time to make 11,000 nonsensical posts on a forum board, though.

That's not relevant, since my posts haven't been nonsensical.

But, since nonsensical was brought up, I didn't bother to read the rest of your post.

 

[sr71plt]

Freddie, I have a whole bunch of stories ready to go. I'm just waiting for the right day of the week, now.

I've found Thursdays are nice. That's when my stories usually post.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I've found Thursdays are nice. That's when my stories usually post.

Ok. Next week. Thanks, Pilot.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Freddie, I have a whole bunch of stories ready to go. I'm just waiting for the right day of the week, now.

Do you have a point, dear, or are you being just as redundant as your friend, the make believe pilot?

Besides, with your celebrity getting in the way, where do you find the time to write all those stories. When the camera panned the audience, I didn't see you at the Oscars. Where you there? I didn't watch the red carpet crap, you may have been there for all that I know.

Is this it? Is that all there is? Are you retired, now? You haven't made a movie or a public appearance in a while, Howard Sterns was the last I saw of you. Do you still look as good or has the plastic surgery you've had over the years, finally reared its ugly head?

We're honored to have you as a regular Literotica member. Only, don't let that go to your head. You're still thrown in the mix with the likes of DB, DK, PAH, and Ace. God save us all because if I was trapped in a lifeboat with the likes of them, I'd take my chances swimming to shore than having to hear the drone of their boring voices.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

That's not relevant, since my posts haven't been nonsensical.

But, since nonsensical was brought up, I didn't bother to read the rest of your post.

You are superfluous and everything you write and have written is pure and utter nonsense. With no partner by your side and no children to mourn the death of you, you can't help yourself, nor can you see the ruin of your imagination living alone with only your mean spirited cat to keep you company.

Since you didn't take the time to read my post, allow me to summarize then, as my point is always the same.

Because of the moderators in place, this is not a fair contest. There you have it in a nutshell, so to speak.

Those participants with a brain in their head, who read my posts, will not be sidetracked and prejudiced by the messenger of the message and more interested in my message.

Further they won't allow an angry, old queer man, you, to interfere here and make them lose sight of the point of all that I've written.

I'd be a gay man for a minute, if I could stick my size 13 shoe up your ass, Ace. Only, you'd probably enjoy it.

I realize how terribly busy you are, maybe you should fly away or, in your case, flutter off.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Do you have a point, dear, or are you being just as redundant as your friend, the make believe pilot?

Besides, with your celebrity getting in the way, where do you find the time to write all those stories. When the camera panned the audience, I didn't see you at the Oscars. Where you there? I didn't watch the red carpet crap, you may have been there for all that I know.

Is this it? Is that all there is? Are you retired, now? You haven't made a movie or a public appearance in a while, Howard Sterns was the last I saw of you. Do you still look as good or has the plastic surgery you've had over the years, finally reared its ugly head?

We're honored to have you as a regular Literotica member. Only, don't let that go to your head. You're still thrown in the mix with the likes of DB, DK, PAH, and Ace. God save us all because if I was trapped in a lifeboat with the likes of them, I'd take my chances swimming to shore than having to hear the drone of their boring voices.

Do you really think I'm famous? Like a real celebrity? I know winning that last place award for two years in a row for the Valentine's Day Contest sure has boosted my readership. I'm way up to like six or seven thousand views, now. Even bad publicity is still publicity. Right, Freddie?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Do you really think I'm famous? Like a real celebrity? I know winning that last place award for two years in a row for the Valentine's Day Contest sure has boosted my readership. I'm way up to like six or seven thousand views, now. Even bad publicity is still publicity. Right, Freddie?

Careful now or I'll be tempted to out you.

I know who you are. I remember you from another site, long ago, when Voyeur Web had the My Story site. You played the same character there that you are here, that is, before your ex-husband outted you (lol) and you disappeared.

You never know who reads this stuff, which is why I enjoy posting stories to Literotica, and here you are, again

I know you still have connections. I know you still know people. Perhaps we can collaborate on a project together. I have a lot of ideas and can finance it myself. I may be flying to the coast in a few weeks, maybe we can meet.

Are you with the same agent? I read your book, by the way, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Any plans for a movie?

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Careful now or I'll be tempted to out you.

I know who you are. I remember you from another site, long ago, when Voyeur Web had the My Story site. You played the same character there that you are here, that is, before your ex-husband outted you (lol) and you disappeared.

You never know who reads this stuff, which is why I enjoy posting stories to Literotica, and here you are, again

I know you still have connections. I know you still know people. Perhaps we can collaborate on a project together. I have a lot of ideas and can finance it myself. I may be flying to the coast in a few weeks, maybe we can meet.

Are you with the same agent? I read your book, by the way, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Any plans for a movie?

Freddie, send me a PM. I'll give you my new email address and we can work out the details after that.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Not for nothing, but I was just wondering when the scorecards were going to be updated. Does anyone know? Or are they only updating scorecards at the end of the year, January 2nd 2011 (lol), now? Maybe that's another surprise rule they'll unleash upon us after the contest is over.

Maybe it's just me, but I think it's kind of ridiculous to have a contest without updating scorecards on a regular basis. I mean, if the job is too difficult, I'd be more than happy to help with updating scorecards. It's not rocket science, just basic housekeeping and a bit of math.

The last time I was up in the Survivor contest thread, there were scorecards scattered everywhere, all over the floor. There's seems to be little regard for the participants of the contests.

There are players, who have joined in the past two months, who don't even appear on the official Survivor score list. I'd be insulted if that was me, if the moderators didn't even care enough about me to include me on the official Survivor scorecard list.

It's kind of important, I would think. There are some people who live for this contest (lol), who wait with baited breath to see who is leading (Bakeboss) and who is cheating (Bakeboss) in the contest.

I realize, of course, that we can certainly discern everyone's score by going into their individual scorecards and looking at their scores, but it's kind of foolish, when the moderators of this contest are suppose to do that for us. Next they'll be telling everyone to maintain their own Excel spreadsheet, so as to keep track of the scores.

I swear, this is the only convoluted contest where the results are not updated on a timely basis. I can only imagine if the other contests, monthly and theme contests, were as poorly run as this contest.

Well, I've had my say, yet, again. I'm wasting my time even commenting, as it appears that the life has gone out of the Survivor Contest. It's too bad. This really could be a great contest, had it not been slanted against people who enjoy participating in a writing competition for those who have already been chosen to win (Bakeboss) by allowing them to fit any story they write in any category they need (Bakeboss).

I don't get it. Maybe someone can enlighten me, as to why this contest is so fucked up.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I feel better now that everything is updated, but for the scores. At least everyone who wants one has a scorecard and at least we have a list of all the players. Let the contest begin.

I'll just whip out my excel spreadsheet to chart the scores of everyone and to see who's leading (Bakeboss) and who's cheating (Bakeboss).

 

[CharleyH]

I feel better now that everything is updated, but for the scores. At least everyone who wants one has a scorecard and at least we have a list of all the players. Let the contest begin.

I'll just whip out my excel spreadsheet to chart the scores of everyone and to see who's leading (Bakeboss) and who's cheating (Bakeboss).

I could have sworn you were fed up with all the cheating in the Survivor contest. I could have sworn you said you wouldn't participate because of all the said cheating. Now, here you are ... competing (or complaining) again. Wow ... you are something else.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I could have sworn you were fed up with all the cheating in the Survivor contest. I could have sworn you said you wouldn't participate because of all the said cheating. Now, here you are ... competing (or complaining) again. Wow ... you are something else.

Oh, Freddie has competed for a couple of years now. Sometimes it is under his BFW name and sometimes as an alt.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I could have sworn you were fed up with all the cheating in the Survivor contest. I could have sworn you said you wouldn't participate because of all the said cheating. Now, here you are ... competing (or complaining) again. Wow ... you are something else.

I guess you didn't see my credentials. I'm the Official Survivor Watch Dog.

By the way, you don't look anything like your avatar. When did you shave?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oh, Freddie has competed for a couple of years now. Sometimes it is under his BFW name and sometimes as an alt.

Listen, Pedo, you'll be complaining after the contest is over, when all the "I told you so's come to pass."

All that I posted is true. The moderators worked against me to make sure that I didn't win the 2007 and/or the 2008 contest. If you don't believe me, you just have to look back at my 2007 scorecard to see how many stories Lauren moved to the non-erotic and reviews and essays category because, she said, there wasn't enough sex in them.

Now, we have Bakeboss with stories that 'she' wrote in January and February that are not only devoid of sexual content but also do not belong in the categories that 'she' has posted them.

If you recall Box, Lauren ceremoniously removed my stories that very day. Bakeboss's stories are all intact.

Hey, I really don't give a shit. I'm not a contestant...yet. I do have until October to sign up for the contest.

Moreover, with everyone around here running around with dozens of alts, who made you the queen of identities? Why does it bother you if I write stories under Bostonfictionwriter or under Positivethinker, which, by the way, is not me. It's my friend.

By the way, George, shouldn't you be out in the playground telling the police that those kids really are your grandchildren?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Ah, I see the scores are posted and just as I had reported, Bakeboss has a commanding lead. Why wouldn't she, when the rules favor her style of writing, 800 word, shitty little stories with no plot or character development, no dialogue, and very little or no sex, while she's able to post her stories in any categories she wishes, even though they don't apply.

Alas, throwing caution to the wind, as opposed to the other contests they have here, taking the opposite perspective against writing quality stories for wriing as many shitty stories as possible, this is what you get, stories that no one wants to read for the sake of winning a contest.

Yet, when I was writing better stories than Bakeboss for this contest in 2007 and 2008, I received a lot of flack from Crimson, Lauren, and Boxlicker for writing too many stories. Even though all of my stories had plot, dialogue, character development, and sex, the moderators did all they could do to move my stories out of category to the non-erotic and review and essay categories. One just has to look at my scorecards from those years to see and perhaps click on some of my stories to read to discern that I'm not complaining, but merely telling the truth.

Yet, it's oddly curious that Bakeboss writes the very worst stories, stories that do not fit in the categories she posts them in and no one complains, but me. Why is that? Has she already been chosen and annointed to win this contest? Then, why not just ask everyone else not to play? Why bother?

For sure, I wouldn't complain if everyone was allowed to write shitty stories in any category they choose. What's fair for one, should be fair for all. Only, come January 2nd, the moderators will enforce their arbitrary rules and disqualify stories of those participants that they don't want to win, while leaving Bakeboss's shitty stories untouched. Again, I ask, why is that?

Nonetheless, I am glad that I could be of assistance in helping to get the scores and scorecards updated, by being a pain in the ass and a thorn in the moderators side. Please feel free to call upon me should you need my assistance, again.

Again, I'd like to congratulate Bakeboss for winning the 2010 Survivor Contest and the moderators for running a fair contest (lol).

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Thanks, Freddie.

Even my scorecard got updated for me and I didn't have to ask. I'm right up there toward the top of the list again this year, too. Nice! Keep up the good work. Some of us appreciate it.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Thanks, Freddie.

Even my scorecard got updated for me and I didn't have to ask. I'm right up there toward the top of the list again this year, too. Nice! Keep up the good work. Some of us appreciate it.

Truly, there's no need to thank me. It's my job, as the Survivor Contest Watch Dog.

Boxlicker sent me a nice note, apologizing for all the mean things he ever wrote about me and admitting that I was right to be angry having been cheated out of winning the contest two years in a row. He said he wrote those things because he's was feeling blue after no longer being able to get an erection, the poor man.

Bakeboss sent me a note that she feels terribly guilty for cheating, but she's been waiting for the moderators to reassign her stories, but they haven't, so what the Hell? She'll post them wherever she wants. She said she's been waiting for someone to stop her, so that she can go back to baking.

It makes me feel better than people know that this is not a fair contest. I've done my job. I've served my purpose. I'm here for the good of all Survivor Contestants. And, by the way, I have swamp land, I mean, of course, ocean front property for sale, if anyone is interested. Yes, the bridge is for sale, too.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

well dammit, here's freddie!

how are ya, my little munchkin?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

well dammit, here's freddie!

how are ya, my little munchkin?

How are you, my friend?

I've been reassigned, I'm afraid, dear chap. I'm now relegated to being the Survivor Contest Watch Dog. It's dirty duty, I'm afraid, but someone has to do it to keep this contest on the up and up.

How's the Queen?

I need to make a visit across the pond, I'm halfway there, already. It's about time I rediscovered the mother land.

I heard about the sex scandals going on over there. I didn't hear your name mentioned, though (lol).

Well, have a pint for me. Cheerio.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

How are you, my friend?

I've been reassigned, I'm afraid, dear chap. I'm now relegated to being the Survivor Contest Watch Dog. It's dirty duty, I'm afraid, but someone has to do it to keep this contest on the up and up.

How's the Queen?

I need to make a visit across the pond, I'm halfway there, already. It's about time I rediscovered the mother land.

I heard about the sex scandals going on over there. I didn't hear your name mentioned, though (lol).

Well, have a pint for me. Cheerio.

elton john is doing well ... i believe.

half-way? it must be cold and wet out there. beware icebergs!

ah, the sex scandals, eh? them damn tory MPs - the little scamps. i blame buggery in public schools.

and yes, i'll rejoice in a pint of old badger swamp - a truly delicious ale that's coming out of Cambridge these days.

now, get back to cracking the whip in the survivor, you slacker.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Sorry, I forgot you have more than one Queen in England (lol). I was refering to "The Queen", of course, Her Royal Majesty, although I realize that Elton sometimes goes by that name, as well.

Actually, Boston is hitting 70 degrees today and higher tomorrow and 80 degrees by Easter Sunday. Aren't you envious now that you have to make your way through all that London fog, while I'm basking in the Sun on Boston Common?

It was nice chatting with you. Take care.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Sorry, I forgot you have more than one Queen in England (lol). I was refering to "The Queen", of course, Her Royal Majesty, although I realize that Elton sometimes goes by that name, as well.

Actually, Boston is hitting 70 degrees today and higher tomorrow and 80 degrees by Easter Sunday. Aren't you envious now that you have to make your way through all that London fog, while I'm basking in the Sunday on Boston Common?

It was nice chatting with you. Take care.

not really. i live in peterborough.

laters.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Your bitching and moaning had nothing to do with the updates. They were in progress on my end before you ever opened your mouth. I do happen to have a life outside of this place. I just finally happened to have time to get everything done because I was at the end of my vacation. Some of us actually don't have time to spend every waking moment here griping at other people. We have a real life.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Your bitching and moaning had nothing to do with the updates. They were in progress on my end before you ever opened your mouth. I do happen to have a life outside of this place. I just finally happened to have time to get everything done because I was at the end of my vacation. Some of us actually don't have time to spend every waking moment here griping at other people. We have a real life.

Finally, you acknowledge me (lol).

I'm only here to help, not gripe and complain. I offered you my assistance, after I saw the terrible disarray of the Survivor Thread.

Nonetheless, the real point here is not that I lost the 2007 and 2008 Survivor Contest, but how I was treated by you, Lauren, and Boxlicker, while competing.

Mungo Park in 2007 and PrincessErin in 2008 were given every courtesy by you and by Lauren. All I got was my stories moved out of category, where they fit, and dumped into the non-erotic and review and essay. The role of the moderators caused me to write even more stories to score points that I should have scored. Hey, you just have to check my scorecards for 2007 & 2008 to ascertain my charge. No one has had as many stories moved from the categories where they should have been left and transferred to the non-erotic and reviews and essay. You guys cheated me and that's a fact.

Yet, that's still not the issue anymore. That's in the past. The issue here is Bakeboss.

Now, what you and Lauren have done to me is painfully obvious with the role you play with Bakeboss. You, Lauren, and Boxlicker were constantly bashing me and my stories. Yet, not a word has been written about Bakeboss's stories, when she writes stories that do not fit in the categories that she posts them. Many of her stories do not have sexual content, a big issue with you, Lauren, and Boxlicker in 2007 & 2008, when I was competing, but it's a non-issue for Bakeboss.

The three of you bashed the quality of my stories even, when I wrote much better stories than Bakeboss. Now, why would you have the audascity to bash the stories of a contestant. How dare you?

Why is that? Why is one contestant treated so poorly and others do not have to play by the same high standards that I was forced to play by? Why do you have different rules for different players?

Hey, all we have to do is the look back at those threads to see the diplorable way I was treated by you, Lauren, Boxlicker, and PrincessErin for that matter.

Yet, here we are in 2010 and Bakeboss is free to write whatever shitty stories she'd like to write and post them in any category she wants. Forget about my issues, but is that fair to all the other contestants?

When I was writing stories, my stories were reported daily and moved from the categories they were posted and accepted by Laurel, to the categories that you, Lauren, and Boxlicker wanted to have me score the least amount of points and ultimately lose the contest.

What's under the bridge is in the past, had it not been for the way that Bakeboss is allowed to post whatever and where ever she wants. What's up with that? Are there special rules just for her? Has she already been chosen to win? Does Literotica not want to pay out the $500 to a contest winner, so they made up a contestant and everyone writes shittye little stories to help her to win? Is that how this game is played?

This contest is not fairly run. You guys pick who you want to win and turn and twist the rules at the very last minute, after the contest is over, to make sure that you get your guy to win.

So, I ask, why should anyone bother to play when we all know who you have already chosen to win.

Anyway, how was your vacation? Did you have fun?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Not fair, nope, not fair at all.

I read Bakeboss's Sci Fi thriller that posted today, Safe Sex, Inc. Has anyone else read it?

It was so long and involving that I had to take several breaks from reading it to finish it. It was riviting. I can't wait for the movie, albeit a short, short, really, wicked short movie.

Only, maybe it's me, but from the definitition given to me by Moderator Lauren of what a story needs to have to remain in category to compete in the Survivor Contest, sex. It needs sex. Maybe, I missed it because the story was so short, but can anyone tell me where there was any sex in Bakeboss's story, Safe Sex, Inc.?

I'm confused. When I played this Survivor game it was Lauren who complained, loudly, constantly, and continually, I might add, that all of my stories were shit and didn't have any sexual content, her reason for moving so many of my stories out of the category where they were posted to the non-erotic and review and essay category.

Now, I could understand why she moved my stories out of category, if her rules applied to everyone who competes in this contest, only, oddly enough, they don't.

I ask you, Lauren, does Bakeboss's stories meet your definition of what a story must have to remain in category or were you just making sure that I didn't win the Survivor Contest for 2007 and/or 2008? Is there enough sex in Bakeboss's teeny tiny stories to leave them all in category and not move them out to the non-erotic and review and essay category, as you did to my story or was I just special? I was just wondering.

Even though I enjoy Bakeboss's stories, albeit short, shitty stories immensely, I can't for the life of me understand how she passes your strict rules of what a story needs to remain in category and how so many of my stories were booted out of category, especially when most of my stories were way longer and had way more sex in them. Weird, huh?

I wouldn't complain, only it's so obvious to me now how shabbily I was treated. I was naive enough to think you guys just didn't like me. No, that wasn't it at all. You just didn't want me to win. I get it now. I do, now that I know you want Bakeboss to win and are willing to bend, twist, break the rules, actually, of stories needing to have any sexual content in order to be considered a story worthy of posting to a category in the Survivor Contest.

Finally, the light dawns. Duh!

So, you can tell me and I won't tell anyone. Did you guys already pick the winner for the Earth Day contest?