2010 Survivor Off-topic Chat

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Male? Ha! Ha! Next you'll be telling me that you're not Bakeboss and that you're a teacher and actually have a brain in your head, PrincessAirHead.

You are so funny. You should think about doing stand up comedy.

Hey, I haven't been enjoying your stories, so far, cheater.

Bakeboss is a male, FYI.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

"This is the Survivor Contest. Chapter stories aren't allowed because...stories don't have or aren't supposed to have chapters," said the God of Survivor. "Chapters are not what this contest is about, Freddie. It's about writing the most stories, stand alone stories, that is."

"Stand alone stories? What the Hell, sorry, is that? I thought stories were either fiction or non-fiction. I didn't know there was a separate category called stand alone. I need to ask my publisher."

"Don't be sarcastic, Freddie. Although it becomes you, it makes people dislike people, especially writers, from Boston."

"Oh, I see. So, I can just insert different characters in different stories, while maintaining the same plot, so long as it's a stand alone story, whatever the Hell, sorry, that is."

"Heavens no. You can't do that either. That's a templated story."

"Templated story? Pardon me Survivor God, but that's nonsense. It's a totally different story."

"We have a rule in place against stories like that and they will be disallowed...once the contest ends and once you have no recourse. Think of it as a way for us to manipulate the contest and pick who we want to win."

"I see. So, you actually pick the winner."

"We do. We've already chosen her for this year."

"Wow. That doesn't seem fair, Survivor God."

"Fair Freddie? Life isn't fair and so isn't this contest."

"I don't understand. All these rules. I thought this was a contest for writing the most stories and yet there are all these rules, rules that are subject to change and rules that change at the 11th hour when it's too late to correct, amend, and edit what you've written."

"I am the God of Survivor. I can do whatever I want whenever I want to do it. You are but...a mere writer. Begone with you, hack."

"Hold on there, God. Not so fast. Let me get this straight. Instead of having real stories, stories that have plots and characters and real dialogue, you'd rather everyone write the shortest, shittiest stories, just to score a point. Is that what this contest is about? It's not at all about the quality of the submission but just the quantity? And certain writers can submit their stories in whatever categories they want, even if their story does not fit in that category? Isn't that cheating, God?"

"Cheating is only what I say it is, when I say it is. There are some writers here, you, for example, who will always be considered a cheater and who will never win a contest."

"Why is that God, tell me?"

"You're too good. You write too many stories. If we made this a fair contest you'd win every year."

"Well, thank you for that, Survivor God. I feel better hearing that from your mouth to my ear. Now I understand why I'll never win a contest here. They've been rigged against me. Woe is me. Woe is me."

"Why the sad face, Freddie?"

"Who is that? Who calls me? Who are you?"

"I am the Angel of the Survivor Contest."

"Wow, I didn't know this contest had a God and an Angel, too. I only thought it had two angry moderators who swear at me a lot."

"I just wanted you to know that you are a writer who stays true to the story. You will evenutally win over all that has been placed in your path. Forget about this contest, Freddie. This is just but a pebble in the road. Those who continue to write short, shitty stories really aren't winning anything in life. They are the types of people always looking for shortcuts. You, my friend, by staying true to yourself and staying true to the story will become a better writer."

"Thank you Survivor Contest Angel. You've made me feel better."

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Freddie, you could have saved this and wrote like 100 more words or so and posted it under Reviews & Essays or something.. I think. I'm not sure. Let me check the rules....

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Freddie, you could have saved this and wrote like 100 more words or so and posted it under Reviews & Essays or something.. I think. I'm not sure. Let me check the rules....

Lady, you're an artist, a poet, a woman of many talents and dimensions. You understand, just as I know so many of the others do, who remain silent and have no opinion, but prefer me to champion their cause.

I'm sorry, but if it takes to win this contest to write like Bakeboss, writing shitty little stories, popping them out like welfare crack babies, I can't do it.

Besides, who wants to be known as the writer with the most shit stories. Even SamuelX writes better, more developed stories than Bakeboss. Have you read some of her submissions? I cringe whenever I see her name staining the board and knocking off real stories.

Yet, what is the purpose of this contest? Here we have a writing site that advances writing and writers, one that promotes erotic literary stories worth reading and then you have a contest with rules that promote just the opposite and a writer who writes no better than a sixth grade student.

C'mon, give me a break. What the Hell is this? Are you kiddin me?

And yet, she will be rewarded by winning the 2010 Survivor Contest.

I say, let's scrap all the Survivor Contest rules and just have one rule.

Write a story that is between 750 and 1,000 words that has no plot, no developed characters, that is painful to read and the one who writes the most of those shitty stories wins.

Tell me, how are the stories that she is writing stand alone stories? I think stand alone stories need to be defined for the purpose of this contest because the stories that Bakeboss is shitting out are not even stories but random words.

This contest is not fair for those writers who really work hard to craft the best story they can, only to have this contest make a joke of all their hard work. Those writers who write stories worth reading won't win anything in a contest, such as this.

If they have rules for everything else in this one contest, they need to have a rule for quality. The story must be readable. And I submit that anyone writing a story here, other than for the Survivor Contest, would never submit such shitty stories.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Actually BFW you are wrong on one part. You can infact write one big story and change the names. I had a couple where I did just that, they were clearly sequels if anybody had really bothered but I changed the name of the lead charachter made a new description of her and of course didn't use numbers in the title. Hell if anything honesty screwed me when I chose to employ it. But any adult knows that no good deed goes unpunished.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Actually BFW you are wrong on one part. You can infact write one big story and change the names. I had a couple where I did just that, they were clearly sequels if anybody had really bothered but I changed the name of the lead charachter made a new description of her and of course didn't use numbers in the title. Hell if anything honesty screwed me when I chose to employ it. But any adult knows that no good deed goes unpunished.

Ah, but in such a contest as this, to what end is it to write one, big story or any story that is more than 750 words, as your competitor, Bakebose, is by far and away already ahead of everyone else and winning the contest with her shitty little stories.

You're a decent writer. Have you read any of her submissions? Doesn't it make your skin crawl? Surely, these are not the kind of stories that you'd write. There is nothing honorable and to be proud of in writing dozens of shitty, little stories.

I don't understand why someone would write such shitty stories, other than, she really needs that five hundred bucks. Even then, I can't imagine wasting a year of your time writing, say, 200 shitty stories, possibly, 20,000 words. For what purpose?

Maybe we can all take up a collection and give her five hundred dollars so that she'll go away and we can have a real Survivor's Contest. Tell you what, I'll give the first $100 to make her leave.

Many of the stories I've written for this contest in the past are more than 10,000 words and here we have someone writing 800 word stories that are utterly unreadable.

Yeah, I know there is a 750 minimum word count. They managed the keep the one rule that Literotica has as a requirement for a story, but disallowed everything else that Literortica allows, such as chapter stories, templated stories, and stories that aren't stand alone stories (whatever the Hell that is).

Here we go again with a contest that is ruined from the start because of one person intent on doing the bare minimum to win the grand prize of five hundred dollars. Wow! I hope you are happy with your money Bakeboss.

Unfortunately, that will only buy you a basic microwave oven. Yeah, sure, you can buy some baking supplies. Hopefully you are a better baker than you are a writer.

Well, this is a tough and thankless job that I have taken upon myself to be the Survivor Contest Watchdog. I do it hopefully to have a better contest. I do it hopefully that the competitors will write better stories. Only, the motivation is there for them to do just the opposite, to write thousands of shitty, little stories, which is why the rest of the writers on the board hate the Survivor Contest and the Survivor participants.

 

[CharleyH]

Ah, but in such a contest as this, to what end is it to write one, big story or any story that is more than 750 words, as your competitor, Bakebose, is by far and away already ahead of everyone else and winning the contest with her shitty little stories.

Well this is simply cruel on your behalf, BFW.

The thing of it is (yes, I know you will call me a butch lesbian as if anyone would care if I were, BFW) there are rules in a contest. You don't seem to get that concept. The concept of rules. You seem to think that rules should be bent to favour you. Rules evolve and change over time (like laws). If the contest rules don't mesh with how you like to write, then don't participate in the contest. It's really that simple.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Well this is simply cruel on your behalf, BFW.

The thing of it is (yes, I know you will call me a butch lesbian as if anyone would care if I were, BFW) there are rules in a contest. You don't seem to get that concept. The concept of rules. You seem to think that rules should be bent to favour you. Rules evolve and change over time (like laws). If the contest rules don't mesh with how you like to write, then don't participate in the contest. It's really that simple.

"Security! Please escort this thing out of the Survivor Off-Topic Chat thread. Someone tell me how someone like this gets in here? This thread is only for Survivor participants, not for AH regulars. Beat it! Get lost! Scram! Hit the road!"

I dare say, Charley Hoe, that I know a bit more about this contest than you do. Have you ever participated? Maybe you should join. I double dare you. No balls (literally and figuratively).

You are just being contrary to whatever I write. Had I taken Bakeboss's side, you'd be here making a nonsensical comment, as the one you just made.

Just when I think I'm away from you, you appear again to start trouble. I'll have you know, as the self-appointed, official Survivor Contest Watchdog, Charles, I'm trying to do my job here.

Do you think this is a joke? Do you think this is funny? This is serious business. Get that smirk off your face or I'll wipe it off with my cock.

There's that better.

Ah, finally, "IT" is gone. I knew if I mentioned the cock word, she'd leave (lol).

Listen, thanks for stopping by. It was so nice to see you again.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE wifetoohot I received several somewhat justified…that in my desire to finish Survivor last year I posted some real garbage. I had already set my writing goals for this year very differently anyway...developing characters and themes more, slowing things down.

... Last year, basically, I just wrote...to develop skill and discipline. Some of it was good and some was garbage. This year, I seem frozen with the perfectionism that kept me from putting anything out there for thirty years. I think a happy medium would be to use the website as a rough draft and utilize the comments and feedback I receive to finish stories and prepare them for submission. But defining 'rough' draft is presenting me with problems. When is rough too rough?

QUOTE charlie The thing of it is… there are rules in a contest. You don't seem to get that concept. The concept of rules. You seem to think that rules should be bent to favour you. Rules evolve and change over time (like laws). If the contest rules don't mesh with how you like to write, then don't participate in the contest. It's really that simple.

It’s not quite that simple! Especially when there seems one set of rules for my pal [size=+2]freddie [/size] and one set for certain other people.

Before I give you my 5 cents worth let me say I’ve never read a story by wifetoohot or by bakeboss. I don’t know them or have anything against them.

I also believe that [size=+2]freddie [/size] is something of a masochist when it cums to the SURVIVOR contest. They fucked him once, they fucked him twice, they fucked him a third time. And they’ll fuck him again…

However Charlie there are other issues here. wifetoohot raises them in her post.

She admits to doing in last years contest what people have been doing in the SURVIVOR contest since I first discovered there was such a contest five years ago.

And that is to dump garbage (her term) on our readers. Not because she couldn’t do better but because she wanted to win the contest.

Quite frankly I couldn’t care less about who wins the contest. In fact I’d love to see it scrapped.

I’d hoped that the rule changes last year would reduce the number of SURVIVOR stories and was happy to see it did to some extent. But then the end of the year approached and the deluge began again.

I couldn’t care less if a story is 750 words or 5000.

What I’d like wifetoohot and all other SURVIVALISTS to remember is the following:

1) If you purposely put out ‘garbage’ on the site you are first and foremost hurting yourself. It just takes one really bad story to lose you hundreds (even thousands) of readers forever. Write five great ones and then put up a terrible one and all the goodwill you’ve worked for will be gone. They simply won’t come back. Is it worth it? To trade your reputation for this?

2) Your work, both good and bad, reflects on all the authors on the site. We share the same publisher so to some extent we’re tarred by your rush to win the contest. Unfortunately, due to the requirement of quantity, the works of the SURVIVALISTS can almost overpower the site. 5 or 10 half assed works every day is good for no one. It pisses off our readers. Which hurts the thousands of other authors who are doing their best (however good that is). Think of us.

3) These stories can also hurt the site itself. How many readers will say to themselves, ‘fuck it, it is just too much work to find a good story on the NEW STORY page anymore’. They either click away to some other site, a loss for us all, or they revisit old favorites, leaving all our new stories alone.

“Middle Ground” miss wifetoohot? A rough draft isn’t the middle ground. I don’t want any rough drafts. Or stories you yourself label garbage. Nor do our readers.

[size=+2]Instead give us your best shot. And that goes for each and every SURVIVALIST.

Think of your fellow authors.

Think of our readers.

Think of MANU and the QUEEN .​

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think of james r scouries

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Thank you, Sir Scouries. I couldn't have written it better. For clarification sake, though, the problem is not with Wifesohot, but with Bakeboss. I realize you have a busy schedule Sir Scouries and I'm not sure if you're at all familiar with Bakeboss's work and I use that term very loosely, but what she is submitting is pure shit.

Surely, she has lost every reader she ever hoped to have. I can't imagine her scores, all for the sake of the $500 grand prize.

Still, something needs to be done about this contest. I've tried but to no avail. I wanted to raise the word count from 750 to 1,500 words. It is more difficult to write a shitty 1,500 word story than it is to write a shitty 750 story.

What this contest needs is some level of quality control and I volunteered the services of you, me, and our friend the pilot to help. Only, all of my suggestions have fallen on a deaf ear. They'd rather continue the contest as is.

Maybe next year, the powers in charge will realize that the Survivor Contest does little to promote this site and encourage writers to write better stories.

Thank you again for your comments.

I am the self-appointed, Official Survivor Contest Watchdog, Bostonfictionwriter aka Freddie

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Freddie, my friend, I for one, appreciate all of your watchdog efforts.

I joined Literotica last year because of your encouragement (shut up and leave me alone, if you think you can write better, then do it). So, I tried. I laugh out loud at that statement; but not behind your back.

You told me to join the Survivor Contest and keep track of my score. I appreciate all of your mentoring. My first stories were crap, but they were "me". My scores reflect the crappiness of them.

You encouraged me to enter the theme contests, and I did. That's where I interacted with other authors, listened to their advice, and listened to their critisms and tried to write a better story.

During the year, each one of my contest entries improved by views, votes and scores. I thank you for pushing me to do better.

Like Scouries, I have not read a story by Bakeboss. I can only take your word that they are not good. But, I guarantee, that I will read, I will vote accordingly, and I will leave a public comment for all to read. Scouries is correct in his statement about poor writers ruining the site for the good ones.

I have yet to post a story this year. I'm thinking twice about it, if its already a runaway win for a shitty writer. I really would like my name associated with decent authors because there's a lot of them out there on this site; just look at the names who win the monthly contests. Almost none of them have their name entered into the survivor contest. They write for the sheer joy of writing. They write for their readers. They write for themselves.

Me? I think I want to get better at my writing. I know I don't share the same passion that alot of these great writers have. I know that I have passion to share, it's just a matter of getting it out of me in words. That is my goal.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Freddie, my friend, I for one, appreciate all of your watchdog efforts.

I joined Literotica last year because of your encouragement (shut up and leave me alone, if you think you can write better, then do it). So, I tried. I laugh out loud at that statement; but not behind your back.

You told me to join the Survivor Contest and keep track of my score. I appreciate all of your mentoring. My first stories were crap, but they were "me". My scores reflect the crappiness of them.

You encouraged me to enter the theme contests, and I did. That's where I interacted with other authors, listened to their advice, and listened to their critisms and tried to write a better story.

During the year, each one of my contest entries improved by views, votes and scores. I thank you for pushing me to do better.

Like Scouries, I have not read a story by Bakeboss. I can only take your word that they are not good. But, I guarantee, that I will read, I will vote accordingly, and I will leave a public comment for all to read. Scouries is correct in his statement about poor writers ruining the site for the good ones.

I have yet to post a story this year. I'm thinking twice about it, if its already a runaway win for a shitty writer. I really would like my name associated with decent authors because there's a lot of them out there on this site; just look at the names who win the monthly contests. Almost none of them have their name entered into the survivor contest. They write for the sheer joy of writing. They write for their readers. They write for themselves.

Me? I think I want to get better at my writing. I know I don't share the same passion that alot of these great writers have. I know that I have passion to share, it's just a matter of getting it out of me in words. That is my goal.

Yeah but, you already have a head start over many of the writers here...none of the writers look the way you do...tall, buxom, blonde, and beautiful.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Yeah but, you already have a head start over many of the writers here...none of the writers look the way you do...tall, buxom, blonde, and beautiful.

And, dont' forget the stilettos, Freddie. The stilettos make everything better. Maybe the Bakeboss should strap some on. It could get him in a better frame of mind for writing a better story.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

And, dont' forget the stilettos, Freddie. The stilettos make everything better. Maybe the Bakeboss should strap some on. It could get him in a better frame of mind for writing a better story.

Yeah, well, I know where I'd like to stick those stilettos, but it woudn't be on her feet (lol).

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Yeah, well, I know where I'd like to stick those stilettos, but it woudn't be on her feet (lol).

Hey, careful, Feddie. They are my prized possession.

 

[oOScarletWingsOo]

Oh No!

I'm so close the to necessary votes on my Valentine's Day submission.

I only need 7 more votes.

Am I going to have to write Incest stories for these contests just to get people to vote for them? I just want the votes. I'm not overly concerned about winning...though it would be a nice compliment.

Anyone else notice that category ranking high in views and/or votes?

 

[michchick98]

I'm so close the to necessary votes on my Valentine's Day submission.

I only need 7 more votes.

Am I going to have to write Incest stories for these contests just to get people to vote for them? I just want the votes. I'm not overly concerned about winning...though it would be a nice compliment.

Anyone else notice that category ranking high in views and/or votes?

Yes, the Incest/Taboo category is one of the most popular categories on the site. So your views and/or votes will more than likely be higher numbers.

 

[oOScarletWingsOo]

Since that category doesn't spark many ideas for me, I guess I better start brain storming now huh.

*poo*

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

For those of you new writers and more experienced writers, before you launch yourself into your story, before you create a new fantasy, before you write, yet, another story for the Survivor Contest, I suggest you read How To Write A Story For Literotica by the great and extremely talented Bakeboss. I think we all could learn a thing or two. It just posted this morning and it is a masterpiece.

I was moved. Rivited in my seat, I couldn't stop reading it. I read the entire story, all 1/4 page of it in one sitting. It was the best 850 word story I read in my life. Move over Hemingway, Shakespeare, Faukner, and Fitzgerald, there's a new writer in the house and his/her name is Bakeboss. Wow!

It just amazes me this kind of content can be found on an erotic story site. I never expected Bakeboss to have such depth and yet to express himself or herself in so few words. How does he/she do it?

I would have thought that such a How To story would, at the very least, needed to be a few thousand words. Yet, this great writer has found a way to express himself or herself in so few words that I had to read it again to digest the wealth of his or her knowledge.

Hey, whenever I'm wrong about someone, I'm man enough to apologize. I apologize Bakeboss. I thought you were just writing shitty stories because you were a shitty writer and desperately needed the $500 first prize. Boy, did you show me to be wrong. Now I get it.

If only I could write like that. If only I could express myself in so few words. Even this off-topic may approach or exceed Bakeboss's maximum word length and I apologize for that. We are all not as great a writer as Bakeboss.

Just let me write this now. When the 2010 Survivor Contest is over and Bakeboss has written his 100 stories and 75,000-80,000 words or 200 stories and his 150,000-160,000 words and the rest of us are writing our 100 stories and 300,000-400,000 words or 200 stories and 600,000-800,000 words, we all need to take a lesson from his or her example.

Who knew that instead of writing stories that are 3,000 to 4,000 words or more, a better story can be written in only 750-850 words. I'm stunned, amazed, really. I applaud you, Bakeboss. You did it again. Is it any wonder he or she is already leading the contest by a wide margin. It almost doesn't seem fair for the rest of us, does it, that this great writer can write so many stories and be allowed to post them in any category without reservation. Wow.

I think when this contest is over, in honor of Bakeboss, those in charge should give serious consideration to changing the name of this contest. Instead of calling this contest the Survivor Contest, it should be called The Least Amount of Words and the Most Stories Contest.

See what I mean? I can't even write a title without being too wordy. I'm sure Bakeboss could come up with a better title.

"What's that, Bakeboss? Oh, my God! You're right. See? He/she did it again. Yes, that's a perfect new title for the Survivor Contest. The Shitty Story Contest. I like it."

Not one to correct your work, Bakeboss, but taking your advice one step further, why didn't you name your story, How To Write A Story For Literotica, How To Write Shitty Story For Survivor? I think that would have been more appropriate, don't you?

Oh, gees, now I did it. I offended him or her.

Sorry, Bakeboss. I didn't mean to insult you. I'm just so enamored with your art form.

I wonder if I can condense this post down to 750 words and entered it in Survivor. I still have until October to join.

 

[sr71plt]

It, yes, would probably qualify for the "Reviews & Essay" category.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Thank you, you're too kind to take time out of your busy day to comment, Mr. Pilot. Only, my renderings would pale in comparison to Bakeboss's art.

I need to find a way to condense all my stories in no more than 750 words.

Only, I'm afraid that I'd lose the plot, character descriptions, dialogue, character development, and sex scenes, as well as the beginning, middle, and end.

I don't know how Bakeboss does it.

He/she is able to write sex scenes in so few words and post them in categories that I surely thought didn't apply. I've been such a fool.

Understandably, I've been going by the generous critique of my work, my 3,000plus word chapter stories that were so unceremoniously removed from categories that I posted them in and dumped into the Non-Erotic Category and the Reviews & Essays Catagories.

Only, unless the rules that defind the sexual content that is needed to post a story in an erotic category, then I am at a loss to explain Bakeboss's work.

I guess he/she is much like an artist. When you look at a painting that you don't quite understand, you often think that it looks like a piece of shit. It isn't until you have an expert explain that his/her shitty little 750-850 word story really does conform and count as a Survivor story. I had no idea.

Who knows? I learn something new every day.

Boy, I'll tell you, this Survivor Contest is making for some wonderful writers, Mr. Pilot. I'm surprised you don't participate.

Have you read some of Bakeboss's stories? I dare say that you could be a better and more concise writer. You need to take a lesson from him or her. We all should hold this writer up to further inspection. What I thought were shitty stories dumped into categories that don't apply are obviously works of art, masterpieces.

We are witnessing greatness here.

I smell a Nobel Prize, I do. Oh, sorry, never mind, that was me, I must have stepped in dog shit.

It, yes, would probably qualify for the "Reviews & Essay" category.

 

[sr71plt]

I also (gasp) read Bakeboss's essay. It isn't badly written, but, yes, it's the typical "just enough to qualify" (852 words) of the typical Survivor "Contest" chaff weighing down the Lit. story list. It doesn't really relate to writing a story at all--nothing really is mentioned on the elements of a story. There's some on technique of sex scenes and there's an interesting formula that the contest "monitors" probably should look out for--a description, just short of submitting it as your own work, of how to copy a story off the site and change some of the wording around to make it your "own" story. That was sort of cheeky, despite the last sentence saying this was plagiarism and (wink, wink) wasn't something to do here.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I also (gasp) read Bakeboss's essay. It isn't badly written, but, yes, it's the typical "just enough to qualify" (852 words) of the typical Survivor "Contest" chaff weighing down the Lit. story list. It doesn't really relate to writing a story at all--nothing really is mentioned on the elements of a story. There's some on technique of sex scenes and there's an interesting formula that the contest "monitors" probably should look out for--a description, just short of submitting it as your own work, of how to copy a story off the site and change some of the wording around to make it your "own" story. That was sort of cheeky, despite the last sentence saying this was plagiarism and (wink, wink) wasn't something to do here.

Egads! Do you dare say, Mr. Pilot that the writer plagiarized some of what was written? Is that okay to do? I thought that was never allowed.

Gadzooks! You even go so far to write that part of Bakeboss's how to story was a bit of a formula story? Say it's not true. It's can't be, especially after the monitors weeded out whatever they deemed as formula stories on the last possible day of last year's contest.

Surely, you must be mistaken.

This how to story written by Bakeboss is truly a work of art, a masterpiece. The monitors who so thorougly watch over this contest would surely never allow a story, such as this obvious work of plagiarism and formula pass through their sight.

As I wrote before, it's an artistic story and not being artists ourselves in the rite of Bakeboss, but merely hack writers, we misinterpret the artful work that this is. Ordinarily, someone like me would deem all of Bakeboss's stories shitty stories and he/she a shitty writer.

It is only now that I realize the talent of this writer and see how all of his/her stories are worthy of high praise. True, sometimes, most times, all the time, I don't see how his/her fits the category where his/her story is posted, but I seem to be the only one complaining. Now, I'm a bit embarrassed that I'm such an idiot. He/she is the real writer and not me.

I think I need a drink, a double. Maybe, I'll see the merits of Bakeboss's writing in the morning. If his/her stories were not worthy to post in the Survivor Contest, if Bakeboss was indeed cheating by plagiarizing and writing formula stories, and posting stories that just don't belong in the categories that he/she is posting, they'd never be allowed. Would they?

Surely, there is no rule that states a writer can write hundreds of 750-850 word stories but, to me, it kind of takes the fun out of the contest and ruins it for other writers who enjoy writing longer stories with such nonsense and unnecessary things, such as a plot, character descriptions, character development, dialogue, real sex scenes, tension, a beginning, a middle, and an ending.

I'm starting to realize now the talent of Bakeboss. I need to cut out a bunch of words, oh, I don't know, 750-850 words and throw them up in the air. Then, wherever they land, I'll write that as my story. I kind of suspect that's what he/she does.

I've wasted so much time trying to write real stories, only to find that my stories pale in comparison to a real writer, Bakeboss.

I can't wait until he/she posts another 750-850 word story so that I can read and learn How To Write A Story For Literotica.

 

[sr71plt]

Surely, you must be mistaken.

No, you just misread. That's not what I wrote.

And the essay is 852 words, so I guess it doesn't come under all that other stuff about 750-850-word stories you wrote about it.