2010 Survivor Off-topic Chat

[YoursSINSerely]

I just read the How To. It was boring and for any new person coming into the site and looking for help, this wouldn't be the story that it would come from. It's a good thing this person isn't a teacher in real life. I would feel sorry for the students not learning anything about the subject. Please pass the cookies.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

No, you just misread. That's not what I wrote.

And the essay is 852 words, so I guess it doesn't come under all that other stuff about 750-850-word stories you wrote about it.

My apologies for my misinterpretation.

I'm still troubled and confused why, when I was writing my stories in the Survivor Contest in 2007 and 2008, whenever there was a question with my stories, they were immediately moved to the Non-Erotic and Reviews and Essay category. Not so with Bakeboss's stories.

I'm having a difficult time understanding what the difference is between some of my stories that were moved out of erotic categories for supposedly not having enough sexual content, stories that were 4 and 5 times longer than Bakeboss's stories and why many of his/her stories that lack any sexual content remain in the categories where they were posted by this writer. It doesn't seem fair to me and to the other writers in this contest.

It's difficult for me to fully comprehend how a 750-850 word story could possiblly have more sexual content than the stories that I wrote, which were 3,000-4,000 words.

The only thing that I can figure is that Bakeboss is a genius, a master of the short, really short, wicked short story or that I was cheated...twice.

Moreover, many of my stories were moved because they were deemed not stand alone stories. I'm having a difficult time perceiving how some of Bakeboss's 750-850 word stories can be stand alone stories when I really don't even think they meet the definition of a story and don't even have a plot, a beginning, a middle, and an ending.

Seriously, Mr. Pilot, you are a very fine writer and you'd never write such stories as those that have been submitted for points by Bakeboss. I can't see how they can conceivably be constituted as stories when the moderators had such stringent and different rules when it came to my stories. It just doesn't make any sense to me.

Call me crazy, but some of the stories that Bakeboss has written would be given a D in a Junior High English class. Yet, here in Survivor they are deem fit to earn him or her a point in the contest.

I wouldn't have a question with him or her writing shitty stories, had so many of my stories been moved to the non-erotic and review and essay categories over and again and immediately, the same day they were posted (lol). Truly, it just doesn't make any sense to me.

I'm feeling a little paranoid right now because I'm starting to think and I hate to think this but that my stories were moved not because they didn't satisfy the requirements of the categories, not because they weren't stand alone stories, and not because they didn't contain enough sexual content, but because the moderators didn't like me personally and wanted another writer to win the contest.

Say it's not so!

Surely, I wouldn't have come to that conclusion had Bakeboss's stories been a tad better up the scale of stories. Only, it's all so obvious now. Who is this Bakeboss person? Is she/he a relative? I dare say that if any other writer wrote such terrible stories and abused the category definitions and wrote stories that lacked sexual content, if I wrote such stories, they'd be systemmatically disqualified.

I'm starting to wonder if this is a fairly run contest. What do you think, Mr. Pilot?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

No, you just misread. That's not what I wrote.

And the essay is 852 words, so I guess it doesn't come under all that other stuff about 750-850-word stories you wrote about it.

850 or 852, give me a break, as an accountant, I'm allowed to round off. You must be a Virgo, Mr. Pilot, to be so exasperatingly exacting.

Nonetheless, whether the story is 850 or 852, what does it matter? My message here remains the same. Some writers, sorry, one writer is treated differently than other writers.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I just read the How To. It was boring and for any new person coming into the site and looking for help, this wouldn't be the story that it would come from. It's a good thing this person isn't a teacher in real life. I would feel sorry for the students not learning anything about the subject. Please pass the cookies.

Actually, the person who wrote this particular story has admitted that she is a teacher. Certainly, after reading some of her writings, I'd question her teaching credentials. Perhaps, she is not a teacher at all, but a patient who thinks she's a teacher. I wish her success in her mental recovery.

Anyway, my message remains the same. Here we have a writer who is obviously ruining the contest for everyone else, those who are writing quality stories in earnest. I mean, seriously, if this contest is only about writing 750 stories, stories that no one would take the time to read, then this contest needs to end.

We need a better contest, a real Survivor Contest. The stories that this person has written is an embarressment to me and every other writer who writes quality stories and who cares their craft and about their readers.

If this writer is rewarded by winning this contest for writing the most shitty stories, then, guess what? We'll have a dozen, two dozen, a hundred writers like Bakeboss vying to win next year's contest. Then, what? This site won't be read by anyone. The site will be known for 852 word shitty stories.

Think about that? Who wants to read through thousands of shitty stories to find the few stories, stories that exceed 852 words, stories that have a plot, character description, character development, tension, dialogue, sexual scenes, and a beginning, a middle, and an end?

I wouldn't have a foot up my ass about any of this, if the foot wasn't planted there by Lauren to begin with, when she said that all my stories were shit.

Now, that I don't read Lauren posting anything about Bakeboss's stories being shit, I must question her credentials to even critique a story, especially my stories.

Or maybe management muzzled her from unfairly attacking quality writers who write for this site for free?

All I know is that when I wrote for this contest it was an unlevel playing field for me, as it is now leveled the other way for Bakeboss.

Either you run a fair contest for all or you don't. What's fair for one writer should be fair for all writers.

 

[sr71plt]

850 or 852, give me a break, as an accountant, I'm allowed to round off. You must be a Virgo, Mr. Pilot, to be so exasperatingly exacting.

Nonetheless, whether the story is 850 or 852, what does it matter? My message here remains the same. Some writers, sorry, one writer is treated differently than other writers.

Typical of an accountant, though, you can't seem to tell when someone has their tongue implanted in their cheek.

It's hard to feel sorry for you on this one, BFW, as you did all of those things too when you were trying so hard to win this stupid contest. If you'd won, I pretty sure you'd be singing a different tune now.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Typical of an accountant, though, you can't seem to tell when someone has their tongue implanted in their cheek.

It's hard to feel sorry for you on this one, BFW, as you did all of those things too when you were trying so hard to win this stupid contest. If you'd won, I pretty sure you'd be singing a different tune now.

Actually, you're wrong my friend. I wrote many quality stories. There were many stories that I wrote where I poured out my heart and didn't count the words to stop at 750. Yet, no matter what I wrote, I was attacked.

If you counted up all the words I've written for this site, I'm well over the 2 million mark and if you added up all the hits on all the stories I've received, I'm approaching the 20 million mark, not bad.

No other write on this site, not even the great SamuelX is more prolific during the times that I was writing.

I can honesly tell you that I'm proud of every story I wrote. Yeah, sure, many of my stories were chapter stories, but there were no rules about those at the time. Moreover, fingers were pointed at my chapter stories but were never pointed at PrincessErin who had just as many chapter stories as I had, maybe even more.

The truth of the matter is that I used this site not to win a contest, but to improve my writing. If you compared what I wrote in 2007, 2008, 2009, and in 2010, even you would admit that I've grown as a writer. Isn't that what this site is about? Writing and not contests? We write to be read. We write for the reader, not for prize money.

Sure, I got caught up in the frenzy of the contest, who wouldn't when so many wanted you to fall on your face? I was bashed unmercifully and I wanted to prove them wrong. Still, I never lost site of the story. All that I wrote was the best that I could write at the time. I'll never apologize for anything that I wrote. To this day, I return to read some of my stories, as I'm sure you reread your stories. That's the sign of a writer.

We are leaving our marks here. We are here for the story. No matter what category your write. Look at all the shit SamuelX takes. Yet, he is forever true to writing stories.

This site is about writing erotica. This site is about writing stories and the way this Survivor Contest is organized and run now is counterproductive to all that Laurel has created.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Typical of an accountant, though, you can't seem to tell when someone has their tongue implanted in their cheek.

And, it took the precision of a pilot to type in the last number two after the 85.

I just know that being little is never a good thing and average is almost always good enough. The word count isn't bothering me as much as the quality of the words. This whole site is about sex and I've had some pretty steamy short emails that could pose for a story here. I just need to add a couple of ahh's and ohh's and that feels so good's and I can fill up my card, too.

 

[sr71plt]

As usual, BFW, you screwed it up. I handed you a golden nugget on this issue, and you bounced off into "it's all about me." Can always count on you being you.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

As usual, BFW, you screwed it up. I handed you a golden nugget on this issue, and you bounced off into "it's all about me." Can always count on you being you.

Pilot, I think you are wrong about the BFW. I think he is doing these posts for the good of all of us author's entered into the Survivor Contest. I believe he is trying to draw attention to the wrongs upon him for the things that could go right with this contest. Yeah, there are always ways for someone to find loopholes in a system. I think he's trying to point out that this is a really good writing site for the best of the best authors and the powers-that-be need to upgrade their contest rules to only allow the best into it.

Fuck, Pilot! I placed in the Survivor Contest last year. Do you really think that I should be there? Even if it was a true Survivor Contest, there should be eliminations throughout the year. They need to revamp the rules, or come up with a new contest. He's right about shitty stories that don't belong in it. Mine aren't shitty, they just aren't that good.

I think you need to pass the nugget, again . In lieu of the Olympics beginning tonight, make it a bronze, so he can strive for the gold.

 

[sr71plt]

Pilot, I think you are wrong about the BFW. I think he is doing these posts for the good of all of us author's entered into the Survivor Contest. I believe he is trying to draw attention to the wrongs upon him for the things that could go right with this contest. Yeah, there are always ways for someone to find loopholes in a system. I think he's trying to point out that this is a really good writing site for the best of the best authors and the powers-that-be need to upgrade their contest rules to only allow the best into it.

Fuck, Pilot! I placed in the Survivor Contest last year. Do you really think that I should be there? Even if it was a true Survivor Contest, there should be eliminations throughout the year. They need to revamp the rules, or come up with a new contest. He's right about shitty stories that don't belong in it. Mine aren't shitty, they just aren't that good.

I think you need to pass the nugget, again . In lieu of the Olympics beginning tonight, make it a bronze, so he can strive for the gold.

Cute. I agree with the things that are wrong with Survivors Contest (expressed better by Scouries than by Freddie)--and I haven't exactly been reticent about saying what I think about it. But Freddie used every trick he could and couldn't win--and whined every step of the way. So, it's just sour grapes with Freddie, I'm afraid. And even here, it's all about him. Tough luck, Freddie.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Cute. I agree with the things that are wrong with Survivors Contest (expressed better by Scouries than by Freddie)--and I haven't exactly been reticent about saying what I think about it. But Freddie used every trick he could and couldn't win--and whined every step of the way. So, it's just sour grapes with Freddie, I'm afraid. And even here, it's all about him. Tough luck, Freddie.

Sour grapes doesn't come in to play, Ace, when you care more about the story than the contest. Sorry, but you're wrong about me.

Had I not been cheated over and again, I wouldn't be here writing this posts. Now, instead of happening to me, it's happening to others. Sour grapes has nothing to do with it. Running a fair contest that is fair for all participants is why I'm posting.

Moreover, this contest runs counterproductive to writing real erotic, good stories that are worthy of a green E and a red H rather than a 1 vote and a mandatory point in Survivor.

This isn't about me, Pilot, but about the contest and about one writer in particular, who already appears to be shown favoritism by placing her stories in any categories that she pleases. The rules that they had in place for me, don't apply to her? Why is that?

You're just here, Ace, playing your little game hoping to stir up shit. You're good at that. If you wanted to help, you'd help fix this contest by pointing out the mistakes and unfairness that exists. No, instead you just want to poke a stick in my side to see if I'll react to you. Instead, you just write that I'm angry because I lost.

I'm not angry that I lost. I'm angry in the way that I lost. I had two monitors working against me to make sure that I didn't win. No other writer has had more stories dumped in the Non-Erotic and Reviews & Essays categories than me. That would be fine, if that applied to Bakeboss, too, but it doesn't.

When they moved my stories, they didn't wait until the end of the year, they moved them immediately, that very day they posted in the correct category and dumped in all in a generic catetory of Non-Erotic and Reviews & Essay.

There was no way I could win this contest when I was not only competing against other writers, but also being abused by the monitors of the contest because they didn't like me personally, objected I was from Boston, was a man, or that my name BOSTONFICTIONWRITER was in caps. Who knows?

 

[sr71plt]

If you wanted to help, you'd help fix this contest by pointing out the mistakes and unfairness that exists.

Bullshit. I've repeatedly done that. For years I've pointed to charges about the contests here that both you and Scouries have made that I agreed with--when it definitely wasn't the popular thing to do here. And I've criticized the Byzantine and destructive survivor contest repeatedly beyond anything that either of you have said. And all you've done is chomp on my arm.

Sorry, but you've schemed and schemed and schemed trying to win this stupid contest and what motivates you is the frustration of not being able to do so because your scheming has been met with scheming to keep you from winning.

Tough. You can take your whining and put it where the sun don't shine. I figure you and this silly contest deserve each other--it shows the intellectual level of Internet junkies from both sides--wallowing in the pretense that a contest like this means something, when it doesn't and when the only value it has is negative.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Bullshit. I've repeatedly done that. For years I've pointed to charges about the contests here that both you and Scouries have made that I agreed with--when it definitely wasn't the popular thing to do here. And I've criticized the Byzantine and destructive survivor contest repeatedly beyond anything that either of you have said. And all you've done is chomp on my arm.

Sorry, but you've schemed and schemed and schemed trying to win this stupid contest and what motivates you is the frustration of not being able to do so because your scheming has been met with scheming to keep you from winning.

Tough. You can take your whining and put it where the sun don't shine. I figure you and this silly contest deserve each other--it shows the intellectual level of Internet junkies from both sides--wallowing in the pretense that a contest like this means something, when it doesn't and when the only value it has is negative.

Obviously and unfortunately, you have some unresolved anger issues that stem from your mother and not me. I was just trying to make my point here about the Survivor Contest and here you are voicing your opinion, yet, again.

You certainly have much to write about this contest for someone who has never entered the contest.

Listen and for the last time, genius, I don't give a care about winning contests, I care about writing. Writing is my passion. I care about the stories that I write. Okay? Got that?

Now, the second point is that as you know and everyone else knows around her, I was unfairly treated. That's a true statement. You have no argument with that.

The third point is all the things that were done to me in prior years not to allow me to win this idiotic contest is free for one contestent to do and that's Bakeboss. Okay?

If my stories from prior years were deemed not sexual stories and moved to other categories, then why are her stories not moved?

My stories were, indeed, sexual and much more sexual than anything that she has written, thus far. Yet, there are different rules for different contestants.

It's not about the contest, Ace, it's about how I've been treated.

I made my point. Those who have a brain in their head will figure out that I don't have sour grapes about losing the contest. They'll know that I was cheated and abused. Whatever.

Why is this contest important to you, Ace? Don't you have a life? Maybe you should just mind your own business.

Tell your Mom I said, Hi.

 

[sr71plt]

Talk about having unresolved anger issues with one's mother.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Talk about having unresolved anger issues with one's mother.

Don't write anything bad about my mother. I never knew my mother.

Laurel found me on the doorstep of Literotica and gave me a place to live. I've been here ever since writing stories. Laurel is the only mother I ever knew.

So, Ace, if you have anything bad to write about my mother, then it is Laurel you're writing bad things about. My Mom doesn't take kindly to anyone writing bad things about me or her.

Best you get back on your tricycle and head on home before it gets dark.

 

[sr71plt]

Don't write anything bad about my mother. I never knew my mother.

Laurel found me on the doorstep of Literotica and gave me a place to live. I've been here ever since writing stories. Laurel is the only mother I ever knew.

So, Ace, if you have anything bad to write about my mother, then it is Laurel you're writing bad things about. My Mom doesn't take kindly to anyone writing bad things about me or her.

Best you get back on your tricycle and head on home before it gets dark.

You're such a yutz.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

What's happening or more correctly not happening with the Survivor Contest? I know I'm not supposed to be here, since I haven't registered for the contest, yet. I'm waiting for October to register. Nonetheless, I was upstairs poking around the Survivor thread. It's a mess.

The entire thread is littered with pizza boxes, wing bones, and Chinese food cartons, along with empty beer cans, Jack Daniels and Southern Comfort bottles. Then, I saw them, scorecards of all the contestants littered everywhere, all over the floor. I picked them all up and sorted them. Only, none of what I did made a difference. No one has a score posted, yet, anyway, some contestants who registered weeks ago, aren't even listed on the Survivor list as participants. This contest is already in shambles.

If you complain, you're only met with a nasty attitude of a red, panty wearing moderator who shall remain nameless (lol). Hey, I volunteered to take over as a Survivor Contest moderator. For sure, I'd do a better job of what's being done now, which is not much.

Moreover, I wouldn't allow one contestant to run away with the contest and spoil everyone's fun. I remember when I participated in the contest, the moderators didn't like it that I was posting so many stories and winning. So, what they did was, as the contest progressed, they moved all my stories, more than 100 of them to the non-erotic and reviews and essays categories. Lauren wrote that there wasn't enough sex in my stories to meet the requirements of the category where they were posted. Only, I didn't post them there, Laurel did. Further, all of my stories had much more sexual content that the half-baked stories of a boss of a writer who, too, shall remain nameless (lol).

Now, one contestant, the 800 word queen of half assed baking, writes stories that have much less sexual content than any of the stories that I ever wrote and they aren't moved out of category in the way that my stories were moved, just so that I wouldn't win. None, not a one, of her stories have been moved out of category, even though I've complained and others have complained, too.

What does that tell you? It tells me that the contest is already decided. It tells me that they want her to win. Is it any wonder the life has gone out of this so called Survivor Contest already, when you have a moderator who doesn't update scores, has a nasty attitude toward contestants, and allows one person to run roughshod over everyone else's good intentions and hard work when writing their stories, hoping to win.

Pray tell, what are writers surviving by participating in this loony contest? Ah, maybe that's it, we're all surviving the abuse of moderators who feel empower with the little control that they are given and we are surviving a cheater who writes stories that aren't even stories, never mind erotic stories.

Even Boxlicker, I don't mind mentioning his name, a man who can't stay out of anyone's business, is silent. Why is that Boxlicker? If you ask me, you've already given up on this contest. When I was posting stories, you had plenty of bad things to write about all that I wrote. Why aren't you complaining about Bakeboss's stories? Sorry, I couldn't control myself from revealing the cheater of the 2010 contest.

It's not bad enough that this contest is in violation of every other contest on Literotica, but now there's a writer who writes obvious stories that do not have enough sexual content to meet a category requirement and the moderators allow her to score points. Different rules for different people. Only, it makes me wonder. Maybe Literotica doesn't want to pay out $500 and maybe all of the Survivor Contest winners going way back have not been real people. Wow. Can you say coverup?

They invoked the stand alone story rule because of me. As a matter of fact, every story I ever wrote was a stand alone story. Only, because I wrote them, they were deemed not stand alone stories. Tell me, how are any of Bakeboss's stories stand alone stories, when many of them aren't even stories, but a jumble of random words? When a story lacks a beginning, a middle, and an ending, when a story doesn't have character development, a plot, and tension, then, hello, guess what, it's not a story.

For those new people to the contest, hoping for a contest, you have my apologies. I feel for you. The contest has already been decided. Why bother, especially when they won't even update your lousy scorecard? I guess, you're all expected to open up everyone's thread to see their score. I guess you're expected to post everyone's score on your own little Excel spreadsheet to find out where you stand in the standings. Oh, and God forbid you win an immunity, that's seldom updated, although, I noticed it was just updated.

Wow, I just realized this, I have enough words to post this as a story. Actually, it's a better story than anything that Bakeboss has written. Has anyone read any of her stories? Don't bother.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Could this Bakeboss person be doing it on purpose to mock the contest? I don't think that there is a rule about quality other than having the submission accepted by Literotica which just means it's not too violent and doesn't violate the other rules of Lit. I could be wrong about there not being a rule about quality for the survivor contest, but I don't think there is at the moment. Maybe Bakeboss is someone who has issues with the contest and is actually proving a point this way.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Could this Bakeboss person be doing it on purpose to mock the contest? I don't think that there is a rule about quality other than having the submission accepted by Literotica which just means it's not too violent and doesn't violate the other rules of Lit. I could be wrong about there not being a rule about quality for the survivor contest, but I don't think there is at the moment. Maybe Bakeboss is someone who has issues with the contest and is actually proving a point this way.

We all already know who Bakeboss is (PrincessErin). I just didn't want to publically out (PrincessErin) her. Even though (PrincessErin) she has admitted to me, confessed, actually, in so many words in one of her many mean spirited private messages she sends me routinely, I just don't think it's fair that we have rules for one "special" contestant and not the same rules for anyone else.

People think that I write this stuff because of sour grapes. Nope, not so. I write this stuff because I was cheated out of winnning two Survivor Contest and placing out of 5th place in the 3rd Survivor Contest because of how the moderators, namely Crimson and Lauren, apply the last minute rule interpretation, on the last day of the contest, as to who they'd like to win.

Sometimes, a little bit of power goes to the heads of those who are unaccustomed to having any power. It's a shame that this site cannot be more supportive of writers. We all have writing in common. Yet, when I read Bakeboss's stories, it's like someone taking their fingers down a blackboard.

The only thing she is surviving is showing everyone how poorly she writes. Between her errors in grammar and in spelling, never editing any of her stories, but just vomiting them out to score a point, is insane. She needs to be stopped. She's making a sham of the contest. Is it any wonder the energy is gone from this contest? Everyone has already given up hope of winning.

All this time the moderators pretend they are concerned about the quality of stories with their stand alone story rule, and then, they allow this nitwit, Bakeboss (PrincessErin) to post words that aren't even stories. And this is from a writer who pretends that she's a teacher (lol).

I learned how to write a story in junior high. A story must have 3 ingredients, a beginning, a middle, and an end. Many of Bakeboss's stories have only one of these ingredients, a middle (lol).

She has no character development, no plot, and no tension that makes the reader want to read her stupid sentences that aren't a story. Moreover, all of her stories are 800-1,000 words.

Yeah, I know there is the 750 word limit, but how is writing two hundred 1,000 words of random sentences surviving anything. Most of her stories should be dumped into the non-erotic category.

I suggest that in the 2011 Survivor Contest, we have an obvious rule that you must write a "story" for it to count for points (lol).

I'm tired of beating my head against the wall in this contest. I have better things to do than to act as the whistle blower here, when no one else is stepping up to support my allegations. All the players are happy for me to take the lead and for me to take all the heat, when we all know that I'm right.

Congratulations to Bakeboss for not only winning the 2010 Survivor Contest but also for surviving it (lol). You were successful in ruining this great contest for everyone else. I hope you're happy.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Come on. That can't be PrincessErin. She writes better than that. PrincessErin wouldn't end a line of dialog with a comma and quotation marks without putting "he said." or something. I think PrincessErin uses apostrophes. Bakeboss doesn't. I don't think PrincessErin would have missing periods. You may not have liked PrincessErin, but you have to agree that she writes better than what is being posted by Bakeboss.

Honestly, I thought it might be Pilot proving a point about the lack of quality that is acceptable in the contest-- which is brilliant.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Come on. That can't be PrincessErin. She writes better than that. PrincessErin wouldn't end a line of dialog with a comma and quotation marks without putting "he said." or something. I think PrincessErin uses apostrophes. Bakeboss doesn't. I don't think PrincessErin would have missing periods. You may not have liked PrincessErin, but you have to agree that she writes better than what is being posted by Bakeboss.

Honestly, I thought it might be Pilot proving a point about the lack of quality that is acceptable in the contest-- which is brilliant.

As do you, I read a lot. I've read many of PrincessErin's stories. After a while, even with an inferior writer, you can hear their voice. It's their fingerprint, if you will. After reading a few dozen of Bakeboss's story, the trace evidence is undeniable. The author is indeed PrincessErin.

As more evidence, she's not here refuting all that I wrote, is she? As typical of her, she'll send me a nasty PM, rather than out herself on this thread by denying the truth.

We haven't heard from Bakeboss either, for that matter, calling me on what I've written about her.

For that matter, I haven't heard from any of the moderators refuting anything that I've posted. I dare say that I'm onto something here. There was a second shooter on the JFK assassination (lol).

Seriously, though, whether Bakeboss is PrincessAirHead or not, the scenario is still the same. The contest has already been turned into a fiasco and ruined for those who want to play fairly. The moderator vomiting her poisonous attitude doesn't even give a crap about updating scorecards. She's too busy. She has a life. Well, let someone else do it then. I'll do it. I'm an accountant. I'd have updates weekly.

Moreover, I wouldn't put up with one contestant making a sham of the contest, that's for sure. I'd run a fair and impartial contest, where I'd win first, second, third, fourth, and fifth place (lol). Just kidding. I wouldn't even participate in the contest. I'd just moderate it. I wouldn't have to go very far to do a better job of what's been done now, would I?

All in favor of Bostonfictionwriter moderating the Survivor Contest raise your keyboards. Wow! It's unanimous.

 

[sr71plt]

I'd hardly think that the "haven't heard from them" assertion would mean anything regarding you, BFW. I'd think about everyone was tired of the meanless effort to talk at you about anything.

Interesting thought that I'm Bakewhatever, though. I can hear both Selena and my editor, Sabb, laughing hysterically at the thought that I'd have time in between what I send them to be writing for Survivor under (yet) another author name.

(Speaking of which, my next e-book, Saving Cleo, should post at ARE any minute now.)

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

lol I know the feeling.. but that would have been a bloody brilliant way for you to prove your point. I guess someone did it for you.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'd hardly think that the "haven't heard from them" assertion would mean anything regarding you, BFW. I'd think about everyone was tired of the meanless effort to talk at you about anything.

Interesting thought that I'm Bakewhatever, though. I can hear both Selena and my editor, Sabb, laughing hysterically at the thought that I'd have time in between what I send them to be writing for Survivor under (yet) another author name.

(Speaking of which, my next e-book, Saving Cleo, should post at ARE any minute now.)

Yeah, it's funny, for someone so busy and so pompously self-important, that you have the time to make 11,000 nonsensical posts on a forum board, though.

Tell me, why are you even here on this thread? You've never participated in the Survivor Contest. All you ever do is stir up shit. You're nothing but a shit stirrer. At least, I write about what I know, the Survivor Contest. You stick your nose in everyone's business, which tells me that you have plenty of time on your hands to meddle and to stir up shit.

Instead of bothering people, namely me, who never bothers you, why don't you just write another gay fucking story, which is all that you ever write, even though you claim to be bi-sexual, huh?

I read that comment on your story today and someone, other than me, has your number, too, Mr. Perfect. Tell me, who are you today, the model, aviator, actor, diplomat, spy, writer or whatever else? I dare say, you should change your name to fictionwriter because you write more lies and call it fiction than anyone around here.

Tell you what, Ace, why don't you just go fuck off. You've worn out your humor with me. You're nothing but an old fag, the worst kind.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Yeah, it's funny, for someone so busy and so pompously self-important, that you have the time to make 11,000 nonsensical posts on a forum board, though.

Tell me, why are you even here on this thread? You've never participated in the Survivor Contest. All you ever do is stir up shit. You're nothing but a shit stirrer. At least, I write about what I know, the Survivor Contest. You stick your nose in everyone's business, which tells me that you have plenty of time on your hands to meddle and to stir up shit.

Instead of bothering people, namely me, who never bothers you, why don't you just write another gay fucking story, which is all that you ever write, even though you claim to be bi-sexual, huh?

I read that comment on your story today and someone, other than me, has your number, too, Mr. Perfect. Tell me, who are you today, the model, aviator, actor, diplomat, spy, writer or whatever else? I dare say, you should change your name to fictionwriter because you write more lies and call it fiction than anyone around here.

Tell you what, Ace, why don't you just go fuck off. You've worn out your humor with me. You're nothing but an old fag, the worst kind.

Freddie, I have a whole bunch of stories ready to go. I'm just waiting for the right day of the week, now.