Anyone for cleeks?

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Sorry, that's natural cheapness.

Hey, it's summer- why don't you go drink a hundred shots of schnapps and sing "small frogs" and "papa's little cow" until it sounds like ebonics!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It's not "papa's little cow", silly, it's "the priest's little crow"!!!

How drunk were YOU when you heard them sing it?

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Really? Not the version I learned- but then, my mother isn't a "real" Swede.

But you're right, a priest makes MUCH more sense when you're singing about a crow driving a car into a ditch.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Na-na-na-na-naaaa-na! Your mother's not a REAL Swede!

 

[MathGirl]

Dear Ms Blu Pen,
In your AV, are those clumbsy attempts to remove disfiguring tatoos? Surely nobody would do that without a good reason. You have my sympathy.
MG

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

NO! I'm really a cello.

And I don't appreciate your attitude you....you....instrumentalist.

 

[Guest]

Mathturd: lay off my woman!

Cleo

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by perdita Mathturd: lay off my woman!

Dear, dear Perdita,
Up yours, you postmenopausal pouter. That goes for the Yugo you rode in on.
MG

 

[Guest]

Dear, dear Perdita, Up yours, you postmenopausal pouter. That goes for the Yugo you rode in on. MG

HA HA HA! Look who's calling me a "pouter" you big butt baby.

You speak like a green girl,
Unsifted in such perilous circumstance.

I won't bother giving you the citation, as far as I can tell you only read fluff.

Pffft and harumph, Perdita

 

[The_Fool]

Re: It's called 'respect', dummy.

Oh, I thought you just called yourself 'The Fool' because you enjoyed acting silly. Now I know it's because you are silly and stupid.

Even if I am a tease, what's it to you? Only the 'big' boys get to see more than just a glimpse of my undies. You have to earn it from me, buster.

Lou

You forgot ignorant. What's it to me that you are a tease? Nothing. As for earning it....my pockets are empty....Don't even have the two cents anymore that I would offer...But then no one ever accused me of having sense...or taste...or skill...or talent.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Well, according to your location, you're into humping cars. Better than phone sex, I guess...

 

[The_Fool]

Well, according to your location, you're into humping cars. Better than phone sex, I guess...

Damn skippy...give me a hot tailpipe over a frigid woman any day...A little 10W-30 helps for lubrication purposes though....

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: It's called 'respect', dummy.

As for earning it....my pockets are empty....Don't even have the two cents anymore that I would offer

HAHA! You could never afford me, I am well out of your league.
I do hope that you weren't implying that I am frigid. Don't get me wrong, I'm no slapper, but I'd eat you alive. Not that you'd EVER get the chance to find out.

Lou

 

[MathGirl]

Baaaaa

Originally posted by The_Fool Damn skippy...give me a hot tailpipe over a frigid woman any day

Dear Fool,
Perhaps you could get Pop to give you a few pointers out in the sheep pen.
MG

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Dear MathGirly-
Perhaps you should consider going for a long walk in the deserted Plain of Euclid. You may be captured and sold off into bondage to the Geometer tribesmen and rid us all of your (HUGE) smart ass.

 

[MathGirl]

Dear MathGirly-
Perhaps you should consider going for a long walk in the deserted Plain of Euclid. You may be captured and sold off into bondage to the Geometer tribesmen and rid us all of your (HUGE) smart ass.

Dear Mr Hynde,
I'm strictly nonEuclidian. A worshiper at the feet of Pythagoras.
MG
Ps. Please button your shirt and your lip.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Dear MG
I don't know how it works for you nonEuclidian folks, but whatever turns you on.
Please notice, however, that it's Ms. Hynde. I know you want me, but don't go around wishing my gender changed just because you're not into girl-on-girl fun.

(See how I never used determiners, cardinal numbers and quantifiers?)

Ciao,
Lauren

 

[The_Fool]

Re: Re: Re: It's called 'respect', dummy.

HAHA! You could never afford me, I am well out of your league.
I do hope that you weren't implying that I am frigid. Don't get me wrong, I'm no slapper, but I'd eat you alive. Not that you'd EVER get the chance to find out.

Lou

Hmmm....another product that costs more than it's worth. I would never imply that you were frigid. I might indicate that rather than a heart you have a chunk of ice in your chest. And I am SO glad that I won't witness your inherent cannibalism.

You know, you seem to always circle around to presenting yourself as a value proposition. Reminded of the old joke:

1st person to 2nd person: "Would you screw someone for $1,000,000?"

2nd person to 1st person: "Well, yeah."

1st person to 2nd person: "Would you screw someone for $20?"

2nd person to 1st person: "Hell no, what do think I am, a whore?"

1st person to 2nd person: "Yes...now we're just trying to set a price."

 

[The_Fool]

Re: Baaaaa

Dear Fool,
Perhaps you could get Pop to give you a few pointers out in the sheep pen.
MG

Sorry, don't do sheep...too stinky. He can borrow my wading boots if he needs to though....

It is interesting that they have that built in all over lubricant, though. I wonder if other sheep like that?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: It's called 'respect', dummy.

Hmmm....another product that costs more than it's worth. I would never imply that you were frigid. I might indicate that rather than a heart you have a chunk of ice in your chest. And I am SO glad that I won't witness your inherent cannibalism.

You know, you seem to always circle around to presenting yourself as a value proposition.

Awww, did your body get so use to the Viagra that it doesn't have any effect anymore? Get that pump out and work it, you need all the help you can get.
Your asinine posts stink of sexual frustration.

Ready for another PM, or are you still wiping away the tears from the last one?

 

[MathGirl]

(See how I never used determiners, cardinal numbers and quantifiers

Dear Sister Hynde,
I could show you how to use those. I don't think it would be too hard for you.
MG

Dear Tat,
Viagra doesn't work if there's nothing on which to work.
Pharmacologically,
MG

 

[Guest]

Damn skippy...give me a hot tailpipe over a frigid woman any day...A little 10W-30 helps for lubrication purposes though....

Hey Dogface, haven't you heard? There are no frigid women, just lots of men who wouldn't know a clitoris from a tieclip.

If I thought I'd get a laugh out of it I'd do you in a minute and leave nothing but your bones.

Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Baaaaa

Sorry, don't do sheep...too stinky.

Dear Fool,
Don't let that stop you. They get used to it after a while.
MG

 

[The_Fool]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: It's called 'respect', dummy.

Awww, did your body get so use to the Viagra that it doesn't have any effect anymore? Get that pump out and work it, you need all the help you can get.
Your asinine posts stink of sexual frustration.

Ready for another PM, or are you still wiping away the tears from the last one?

Sexual Frustration? Certainly, I am frustrated that I am surrounded by women who have the charm of bloated dead elephants. Being in present company lends nothing to achieving sexual desire. But still not enough to make sheep enticing.

 

[The_Fool]

Hey Dogface, haven't you heard? There are no frigid women, just lots of men who wouldn't know a clitoris from a tieclip.

If I thought I'd get a laugh out of it I'd do you in a minute and leave nothing but your bones.

Perdita

I know you were a sadist, but a cannibal as well?