Anyone for cleeks?

[The_Fool]

Re: Re: Re: Baaaaa

Dear Fool,
Don't let that stop you. They get used to it after a while.
MG

It's that cheap perfume you wear.....and spray up their noses....

 

[Guest]

I know you were a sadist, but a cannibal as well?

What the fuckpiss kind of writer are you that you can't spot literary finesse? Ever hear of rhetorical devices? Clue: they're not sex toys.

Nevermind the minute, too much a waste of my time.

Pffft! Perdita

 

[The_Fool]

Pffft! Perdita

The sound of escaping hot air...

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: It's called 'respect', dummy.

Sexual Frustration? Certainly, I am frustrated that I am surrounded by women who have the charm of bloated dead elephants. Being in present company lends nothing to achieving sexual desire. But still not enough to make sheep enticing.

Keep that frustration out of my face you fool, you imbecile, you half-wit, you ignorant pig, you cold dessert made of pureed fruit mixed with cream and served with custard.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*yawn*

You all bore me...

 

[Guest]

*yawn* You all bore me...

Ah, Svenska,

That's why we love you. I cannot make myself be mean to you ever. (No apology, folks.)

Perdy

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Awwww... the first butt-lick of the day is always the sweetest!

 

[Just-Legal]

(oh typical, it has to be Svenska)

Oh, I have to be the one to post under a narrowminded Sven...

 

[MathGirl]

Ah, Svenska,That's why we love you. I cannot make myself be mean to you ever.

Dear Perdita,
I can. Can I have your turn, too?
MG
Ps. I'm only mean to Sven in PMs. That's the best kind of back biting.
Pps. You and Blooie seem to have used the same tatoo guy. He must specialize in bass viols.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hsssssss, spit, grrrrrrrrrowl...

OK, THAT's below the belt!!! You... you... Yorkshire pudding!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

See, MG, the reason why I don't hiss at you for making that mistake, is that, on the contrary to the others, who only call me the S-word to annoy me, I know that you only do it because you're not very good at writing words with more than one syllable...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You can count syllables? Who would have guessed...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, I can see in your AV that you have to open your blouse to be able to count to 2...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

It's very flattering to know you find yourself so compelled to look into my blouse, but I don't do Swedes.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Me, on the other hand, do americans. I'm not picky about what goes up my pussy...

 

[BlackSnake]

It's very flattering to know you find yourself so compelled to look into my blouse, but I don't do Swedes.

Maybe she is enticed by the razor stubble on your chest.

 

[BlackSnake]

Me, on the other hand, do americans. I'm not picky about what goes up my pussy...

Would you really know what it was anyway?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, look! The biggest kid-napper in the world...

 

[BlackSnake]

Oh, look! The biggest kid-napper in the world...

Bet I can hide behind you.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Yeah, and your wife could hide behind a toddler...

 

[BlackSnake]

Yeah, and your wife could hide behind a toddler...

She told me that she wanted to be born again, so I told her that she could crawl between your legs.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Me, on the other hand, do americans. I'm not picky about what goes up my pussy...

That could have actually been a good retort, were I an American.

(Me do americans? Who taught you English, Tarzan?)

 

[BlackSnake]

...

(Me do americans? Who taught you English, Tarzan?)

Americans don't speak English. Do you see bubbles floating around your head?

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

I see that is the Fool hard at work with his flange-puller.

Really Fool, your idea of womanly charm comes from the Cheri magazines your coworkers leave in the breakroom.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Wasn't she born just the other day..?