average penis size: a few comparisons

[5watcher]

Avg

I am avg. But since I love to give oral....I have not had any complaints.

 

[johnnieblue44]

As an author, when you're writing a story, you lose some appeal when the words read something like....."she opened Dirk's zipper, and was astounded by the completely average five-and-a-half inch cock that flopped in front of her waiting lips. She yawned, 'Oh, my, God, Dirk, you're so average!!!! I'll be able to fit that into my mouth easily'".

Probably that's why....

 

[johnnieblue44]

All men think they have an above average penis, like everyone thinks they are an above average driver

I'm an excellent driver.

 

[pplwatching]

As an author, when you're writing a story, you lose some appeal when the words read something like....."she opened Dirk's zipper, and was astounded by the completely average five-and-a-half inch cock that flopped in front of her waiting lips.

When I write I leave size out of it, for both male and female characters. I never write about cup sizes or cock sizes. There are so many superlatives and adjectives that can be used instead to convey a sense of beauty and appreciation without resorting to a tape measure.

It's not the size that's erotic. It's the affect that it has on her. She opened Dirk's zipper, and licked her lips in anticipation as his beautiful, marbled cock was revealed in front of her.

 

[SlutAddicted]

I always keep a yardstick in my purse. I once met a guy who was gorgeous and funny and built and all that, but his penis only measured 7 and 5/16's. I told him to get lost. I don't do guys less than 8 inches.

That must be quite a purse.

 

[CeasarBoobage]

My favorite was the one where they took a bite out of the third fun-size Snicker's bar in order to get the scale correct.
<snip>(no pun intended)</snip>.

Gives a whole new meaning to "fun size". Feel free to think about this every time you see the packages of candy bars at the grocery store, plus on halloween.

 

[Saucyminx]

When I write I leave size out of it, for both male and female characters. I never write about cup sizes or cock sizes. There are so many superlatives and adjectives that can be used instead to convey a sense of beauty and appreciation without resorting to a tape measure.

It's not the size that's erotic. It's the affect that it has on her. She opened Dirk's zipper, and licked her lips in anticipation as his beautiful, marbled cock was revealed in front of her.

Did you say marble cock?

And who can just bite the tip off a snickers???

 

[vidiman]

Did you say marble cock?

And who can just bite the tip off a snickers???

Marble cocks - probably cost a lot to re-produce erect - hence the smaller depictions.

As for snickers I tend to nibble around the edges and then take the body in... maybe I should stop there.

I must say a lush peach has it merits......

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I'm an excellent driver.

nicely played

 

[pplwatching]

Did you say marble cock?

There's always plaster, but it doesn't sound as sexy.

The plaster's gettin' harder and my love is perfection ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-l2h6U9jg

 

[Saucyminx]

There's always plaster, but it doesn't sound as sexy.

The plaster's gettin' harder and my love is perfection ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-l2h6U9jg

You know, somewhere out there, there has to be a plaster cast of Gene Simmons tongue.

 

[Christopher2012]

I am actually smaller than average but my girlfriend has had much much smaller... apparently near micropenis size and she said it didn't bother her. She was with that guy for four years.

The cool thing is that I feel much less insecure with her about it and we can even go as far as throw around small dick jokes and it not make me feel bad one bit. And that's really good because I had always thought that any small penis joke from an SO would one-hit KO me in the self-esteem department. But nah, I'm pretty happy to respond with "Welp, when I buy the biggest dildo I can find and shove it in you, we'll see how much you want this small dick again." =P

 

[unme430]

Did you say marble cock?

And who can just bite the tip off a snickers???

But marble's cold is it not?

As the typical, insecure male, I will confess to "measuring up". I have a hard time believing the measuring tape though. Flaccid, I'm barely there, tending more to the "egg in a nest" size. But hard, according to the ruler, I'm 7 1/2 inches long and 5 1/4 around. I've always felt inferior in this department, but I guess statistics say different!

 

[Athalia]

That must be quite a purse.

You've never heard of folding yardsticks?

 

[DustOnDaBotl]

I always keep a yardstick in my purse. I once met a guy who was gorgeous and funny and built and all that, but his penis only measured 7 and 5/16's. I told him to get lost. I don't do guys less than 8 inches.

WOW! I'm glad I don't have to use my eeny teeny weeny 7.5 to find the bottom of that one!

 

[littlecordelera]

That must be quite a purse.

Oh yeah, very exclusive. And you can't buy one at just any ole retailer. You walk into a Nordstrom and ask them where their cock-measuring-yardstick-carrying purses are and they'll just look at you like you're nuts.

No. seriously, it's true! Go ahead! Try it!

 

[littlecordelera]

WOW! I'm glad I don't have to use my eeny teeny weeny 7.5 to find the bottom of that one!

7.5 inches? Pfft! We've got cockroaches bigger than that.

 

[Bighammerfucker]

thanks to the fine folks at mashable, the average flaccid size is 3.61" and when erect, 5.16", with girth averages of 3.66" and 4.59" when erect.

but then the mashable folks decided to have some fun with it: here are a few household objects for comparison.

enjoy!

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I find this very interesting, because it makes me feel like there must be some kind of contradiction in this, almost. My real life experience, even as a woman, has always been so "my dick is 7 inches" "only 8 inch is big" that this seems odd to me at first thought (mind you I don't really know what is more than "average" firsthand because I've been with the same guy since age 15, im 23 now). My point is is that, if this article really is so accurate, it just goes to show, because you don't hear about that, you only hear about how guys are supposed to have big 8" cocks and the like. And in porn, in photos on the Internet, all of that kind of thing you only see the bigger guys... like how it was mentioned that it mostly seems to be well-endowed men on this site, perhaps the average guys are too ashamed to show themselves or just don't feel like they have much to show off? Maybe the stigma of "bigger is better" actually contributes to itself in the sense that bigger dicks are seen more therefore they are just expected more? What a catch-22 if so...

Sorry about the long post, I just thought this was interesting and somewhat sad (speaking as someone who's with a guy with an average dick, according to this article. He's only ever considered himself to be really small and not masculine because of it, despite what I tell him. Maybe he'll listen to this!)

 

[SlutAddicted]

Oh yeah, very exclusive. And you can't buy one at just any ole retailer. You walk into a Nordstrom and ask them where their cock-measuring-yardstick-carrying purses are and they'll just look at you like you're nuts.

No. seriously, it's true! Go ahead! Try it!

Well I don't think I will have need for one, but if my wife decides she needs one you'll be the first person I ask. Although she seems to find what she needs without it.

 

[Elixxxher]

Can't match Cordelera's requirements, but my wife mesured me years ago when she was reading about average penis size and I'm pretty much in the normal zone. Just remeasured a few minutes ago at 4 3/4 girth and 4 7/8 long flacid, and 6 3/4 long with girth of 6 1/4 girth erect my wife is pretty happy with what I can do with it. She is a smaller woman, nicely snug down there and wouldn't like a bigger cock anyway, so we're good. When we watch porn together, she wonders how guys with hugh cocks get any decent fucking going on since they can only get about 6-7 inches into a woman anyway, and she can only suck a 4-5 inches without gagging. Bigger cocks don't necessarily equate to better sex and orgasms. It's technique and attention to details that make it great.

 

[policywank]

Most women, myself included would say that size is less important than what you do with it. And sometimes a lot of bigger guys aren't great lovers because they think all they need to do is show up and pull it out.

However, all other things being equal a big dick provides a different and pleasurable sensation of being full as well as touching more spots all at the same time. And as a relatively petite woman I can tell you that we can readily adapt to larger size as long as our partner is gentle and takes it slow.

I personally find each lover offers something different. There are times when I want big and times when I don't. One isn't better than the other. But I will say that virtually any woman, petite or otherwise, can accommodate larger and enjoy it with a little practice and the right lover.

In some ways it is like anal sex with an average sized guy. If you have never done it you will find it intimidating. And the first few times take some adjustment and discomfort. But once you adapt......WOW. It won't be what you want all the time but it will be a regular part of the repertoire.

 

[SlutAddicted]

I always find it interesting how as men we assume that women don't enjoy variety the same as we do.

I can think of few, if any, people who are the epitome of every single physical, emotional and mental aspect of what I find attractive. One of my best friends is a "leg and ass" man. He hit the jackpot in that he has a stunning wife, with a pretty face, warm personality and a great ass and legs. Her breasts are small but nice. Notwithstanding all that he is still likes big tits. He wouldn't trade his wife for anything or anyone, but if he could fuck a voluptuous girl with big tits without consequences he would.

Women understand this. They don't expect us to see them as the one and only woman we could ever desire. Maybe they don't want to hear about it but they don't believe otherwise.

Meanwhile, guys will go out of their way to convince themselves that we and our endowment are the perfect fit and she could never ever want anything else.....because well she said so. And its not like we ever ask women to lie to us to feed our ego now is it.

I am a bit above average, much like Elixxxher. My wife tells me I am her preferred size and if she had to pick only one man it would be me. However, she doesn't have to pick only one man and she does enjoy a bigger cock on occasion.

Not every woman feels this way, but I would say most can see and appreciate the sex appeal of other men. Hair colour, body type, mental attitude, tattoos, dick size whatever. She sees other men and appreciates things that they have that her man doesn't. And like any human the longer she is with him the more she takes what he has for granted and craves that he doesn't. That doesn't mean she will act on it or is unable to keep it in perspective - just like my buddy who adores his wife and wouldn't compromise his marriage but still desires women with big tits. But don't fool yourself that she is incapable of desiring another man. And don't fool yourself that she hasn't wondered with positive desire what a big cock would be like.

Maybe she thinks it would be too much for her, but if she was single and attracted to a good guy with a big dick.....ya she would try it out and not just as a favour to him.

 

[Bonafide_Blonde]

Yes -- like SlutAddicted said nicely -- variety is the spice of life. Having said that, the comparison photos were cute.

I have never whipped out a ruler -- it is the total package that makes me hum.

 

[robertreams]

Guys on all porn sites are larger. On chat sites with no pictures they are even larger. Thjen you have poor little ol average me (SIGH!)