Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

If it doesn't hurt you're not doing it right!

That’s what she said.

Beard on beard should never be contained.

This.

Then imagine this, only much sexier.

Safe for work, by the way.

Schwing!

That is only safe for work if I’m wearing knickers.
Which I am. Perves.

I was thinking about you as I was cleaning out my closet with the help of a Organizing Dominatrix friend, who informed me I had way too many pair of knickers as she was filling a basket to put in my armoire. She couldn’t understand my panties of choice either. Beginning to think I’m missing out on this whole granny panty phenomenon.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Saucyminx]

Oh mine are even better than that. Stand clear from the lucky man that gets an eyeful of me in those babies!!

Well, now I know what I’m getting you for Christmas.

That particular friend will fight you on getting me any additional articles of clothing. I didn’t tell her about the three bags of lingerie and boots that are in storage. I thought the poor dear might cry.

I’m a little frightened of granny panties. I mean, I don’t know if I want that much cotton in my life.

 

[Froya]

At least 90% of my wardrobe.

 

[Saucyminx]

Come to the comfy side!

Ok, let me clarify. I don’t know if I need that much cotton in one place.

 

[PuckIt]

The way it was explained to me many moons ago...

I take it this needs updating.



Thank goodness my choices are much simpler.

Yup, that pretty much covers all contingencies.

 

[Saucyminx]

The way it was explained to me many moons ago...

I take it this needs updating.



Thank goodness my choices are much simpler.

Yup, that pretty much covers all contingencies.

Hmmmm, I can think of several emergencies that require the shedding of pants.

 

[Miles Long]

Hmmmm, I can think of several emergencies that require the shedding of pants.

An emergency like just wearing pants in the first place?

 

[Saucyminx]

An emergency like just wearing pants in the first place?

Exactly. I had pants on all day. It was awful.

 

[PuckIt]

I guess we can try to forgive the pants...

 

[Saucyminx]

I am awfully fond of pants. There’s a whole lot of bottom halves that I have no interest at all in being subjected to. Starting with my own!

Um, I’ve seen that bum displayed in your profile pic on occasion and it is quite lovely.

 

[Trigger_Warning]

My buddy came home today from 13 months deployed. Surprised his kids at school and his wife posted a video on Facebook. I'm not crying, my eyes are watering.

 

[Saucyminx]

My buddy came home today from 13 months deployed. Surprised his kids at school and his wife posted a video on Facebook. I'm not crying, my eyes are watering.

Love those kinda vids.

 

[Miles Long]

Appetizer or side dish, inspiration strike me now!

 

[pplwatching]

Appetizer or side dish, inspiration strike me now!

Need suggestions?

 

[Miles Long]

Need suggestions?

Thank you, pplwatching, but I've got it all sorted now.

I’ve got plenty of those for him.

NO... NO!

 

[Miles Long]

Spoil sport.

You better believe it!

Brain imaging day again. I don't know why but I am feeling extraordinarily anxious about this one.

Hugs from afar.

 

[Saucyminx]

Brain imaging day again. I don't know why but I am feeling extraordinarily anxious about this one.

Many many hugs my sweet friend.

Two 17 hour work days in a row. I am wrecked.

On another note, my church going friend took her 5 year old to the ladies room during the service this evening, only to find a couple going feet to Jesus in the stairwell. They weren’t gonna stop either until she said, “Do y’all know where you are?” Her telling me she said that sent me into a fit of giggles the likes of which I haven’t had for quite a while. Thank you Jesus.

 

[pplwatching]

Brain imaging day again. I don't know why but I am feeling extraordinarily anxious about this one.

More best wishes from the Rio Grande.

On another note, my church going friend took her 5 year old to the ladies room during the service this evening, only to find a couple going feet to Jesus in the stairwell. They weren’t gonna stop either until she said, “Do y’all know where you are?” Her telling me she said that sent me into a fit of giggles the likes of which I haven’t had for quite a while. Thank you Jesus.

I have never heard the term "going feet to Jesus", but laughed at the image.

My experience in church tonight was altogether different, but no less exciting.

 

[OTCurve]

What can you do when you’re already running incredibly late for work and traffic is a shit because of the weather, but stop and stand in the pouring down rain and almost get killed holding up the traffic on a busy road so mother duck and her lone babe can pass safely. They took their fucking time too didn’t they.


Jeepers, I am a sucker. A soaked through, very late for work sucker.

What can you do?

Know you are a wonderful person, who would hold up traffic in the pouring rain for a slow-moving duck and her ducklet.

Sucker is not the proper word. Sweetie is the proper word. Just so you know.

 

[pplwatching]

Jeepers, I am a sucker. A soaked through, very late for work sucker.

You are officially a mother ducker

 

[Froya]

What can you do when you’re already running incredibly late for work and traffic is a shit because of the weather, but stop and stand in the pouring down rain and almost get killed holding up the traffic on a busy road so mother duck and her lone babe can pass safely. They took their fucking time too didn’t they.


Jeepers, I am a sucker. A soaked through, very late for work sucker.

I guess you just have to keep being awesome. Well done.

 

[Trigger_Warning]

What can you do when you’re already running incredibly late for work and traffic is a shit because of the weather, but stop and stand in the pouring down rain and almost get killed holding up the traffic on a busy road so mother duck and her lone babe can pass safely. They took their fucking time too didn’t they.


Jeepers, I am a sucker. A soaked through, very late for work sucker.

That's adorable. Hope you didn't have trouble for being late.

 

[Emerson40]

What can you do when you’re already running incredibly late for work and traffic is a shit because of the weather, but stop and stand in the pouring down rain and almost get killed holding up the traffic on a busy road so mother duck and her lone babe can pass safely. They took their fucking time too didn’t they.


Jeepers, I am a sucker. A soaked through, very late for work sucker.

 

[Miles Long]

Well I'll be dipped!