Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

Why is there an enormous horse fly in my apartment? It has been 11 degrees outside and there is at least half a foot of snow on the ground. It can’t be the Christmas fly, or he’s really early for next year. :confused:
 
Babyminx: Mom, she’s a nice girl, she’s just, I don’t know, extra.
Me: Extra what?
She: I don’t know how to explain it—over the top—you know, extra.


Fast forward to today:
I put together a cheese tray to snack on when the kids come home, with 3 lbs of cheese, two meats, toasted nuts, 2 kinds of mustard, dried apricots, honey for the blue cheese, sliced apple, 2 types of crackers, and a toasted baguette, all artfully arranged on a chilled marble slab. As I finally finished fussing with it, I got it.

I’m extra. *hangs head*

Happy New Year ladies and gentlemen. :heart: May 2018 be extra.
 
Extra Happy New Year Minxy!

And to the rest of you wonderful lot as well!


All the best to you and your clans in 2018!
 
Babyminx: Mom, she’s a nice girl, she’s just, I don’t know, extra.
Me: Extra what?
She: I don’t know how to explain it—over the top—you know, extra.


Fast forward to today:
I put together a cheese tray to snack on when the kids come home, with 3 lbs of cheese, two meats, toasted nuts, 2 kinds of mustard, dried apricots, honey for the blue cheese, sliced apple, 2 types of crackers, and a toasted baguette, all artfully arranged on a chilled marble slab. As I finally finished fussing with it, I got it.

I’m extra. *hangs head*

Happy New Year ladies and gentlemen. :heart: May 2018 be extra.

I married "an extra" then and would do it again in a heartbeat. Women that live and love extra are the greatest.

Happy New Year everyone.
 
Happy New Year!!!

You too! Our NYE plans fell through. Sadly my daughter has the flu, complete with technicolor yawns. Her reaction to learning about suppositories would be funny if she weren't so sick.

As a consolation prize, I'm currently binge watching Jean-Claude Van Johnson while watching people celebrate in different time zones. It's awesome! I hope they make a season 2!
 
Starting 2018 off with the flu. Yay.

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The fuckin' gift that just keeps on giving.
 
Why does my cat insist on pawing at my face and neck.

"Hey, asshole! You fucked off all day long while you should have been sleeping and now while I'm awake and wired for sound, you're trying to sleep? The fuck's the matter with you?"

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"Dayum. Have you been in my litter box or something? 'Cause you totally need a tic-tac!"

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