WickedEve
save an apple, eat eve
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Finally, someone gets it! Yes, I'm desperate. I WANT SEX!!! lol What good is divorce if I'm not getting any?BlueskyBeauty said:of a monkey..damn you are desperate!!
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Finally, someone gets it! Yes, I'm desperate. I WANT SEX!!! lol What good is divorce if I'm not getting any?BlueskyBeauty said:of a monkey..damn you are desperate!!
WickedEve said:Well, you'd finally be hung for once. LOL
Angeline said:my grandma called traffic jams "meshugana vonsin." Crazy cockroaches. lol.
DeepAsleep said:You get the best copies from the used bookstore. They already smell right, they're already broken in, and if you get the right copy, the dog-ears are already in the right place. I've got a copy of Still Life With Woodpecker by Tom Robbins that I snagged at the bookstore I go to that already had corners turned down at all the parts I liked the best.
Tathagata said:she was a wise woman
lol
ever hear this one:
Everybody works but father,
He sits around all day.
Feet in front of the fireplace,
Smoking his pipe of clay.
Mother takes in washing,
So does sister Ann.
Everybody works in our house
But my old man.
Alle schaft aber nicht Vater.
Er geht der ganze Tag herum.
Und raucht der verdammte Pfeife,
Das alles geht driblen drum.
Und Mutter nimmt den Vasching
Und auch tut Schwester Ann.
Alle arbeiten in unser Platz,
Aber nicht der alter Mann.
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WickedEve said:Well, you'd finally be hung for once. LOL
Angeline said:Bubelah! You're speaking Yiddish to me?
That's like Tish speaking French to Gomez.
Angeline said:I'm so glad I didn't actually hear you sing that. I'd have to slap you--but you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Remec said:Wouldn't most of us? <smile>
WickedEve said:Finally, someone gets it! Yes, I'm desperate. I WANT SEX!!! lol What good is divorce if I'm not getting any?
Remec said:Bwahahahaha....<big grin>
And how close are you again? hehehe Preferences in type or just Sex and work out the details later?
Pretty close, close enough that you may want to start getting scared right now. lol Seriously, I'm about 50 miles north of Roanoke, about 200 miles away from Williamsburg. So, far enough that you're safe... for tonight.Remec said:Bwahahahaha....<big grin>
And how close are you again? hehehe Preferences in type or just Sex and work out the details later?
What did I miss? Arm smooching?Angeline said:Probably, lol. Get in line. First I have to smack Tath with my flippers after I smooch his arm.
WickedEve said:Pretty close, close enough that you may want to start getting scared right now. lol Seriously, I'm about 50 miles north of Roanoke, about 200 miles away from Williamsburg. So, far enough that you're safe... for tonight.
WickedEve said:Pretty close, close enough that you may want to start getting scared right now. lol Seriously, I'm about 50 miles north of Roanoke, about 200 miles away from Williamsburg. So, far enough that you're safe... for tonight.
Angeline said:I had a boyfriend from Roanoke once. Oh god...he's a geezer now. I just realized.
Now I'm depressed.
Tathagata said:hey
i'm a geezer too
Angeline said:i'm surrounded by em. even when i look in the mirror.
I think I know a geezer from Roanoke. Maybe he's your geezer.Angeline said:I had a boyfriend from Roanoke once. Oh god...he's a geezer now. I just realized.
Now I'm depressed.
WickedEve said:I think I know a geezer from Roanoke. Maybe he's your geezer.
Remec said:"Turned down corners?"
<shudder>
<twitch>
Sorry...instinctive reaction...<smile> Guess it's easier than bookmarks or remembering lots of different page numbers...I just never could do that...<g>
DeepAsleep said:I like a worn book, anymore. I used to get all bitchy about it, but I realized that the ones I liked best were the ones that looked like they'd been through hell and lived to talk about it. the books that look lived in and happy, y'know?
Eh. s'just me.
~D.A.
WickedEve said:i love that dog eared, beer, blood, cum strained pages
pubic hairs in the pages
Do that get that way before or after you buy them?