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Okay. Well, let's get this over with. I need some basic info.ruminator said:It's a pleasure to meet you Eve. Your legend precedes you..
I've been all over the place here but evidently, too quietly.
I didn't want to shake things up too badly.
By the way, I'm not sure about my freshness but I have a best if used by date that's good for a while.
....guess I'm just best used.
*****?Reltne said:Anybody know why Literotica replaces "Ly man" (written as one word) with ***** ?
Hey! Where did the *****s come from????WickedEve said:*****?
And you're asking silly questions in my thread while in the middle of a fresh man meat interview!
YOU are complaining about thread hijacking???WickedEve said:*****?
And you're asking silly questions in my thread while in the middle of a fresh man meat interview!
WickedEve said:Okay. Well, let's get this over with. I need some basic info.
1. What kind of belt do you wear? Be as descriptive as possible. (extra points if you own a tool belt.)
2. I need to see a sample of your poetry.
3. Are you okay with calling me a poetry goddess?
4. Do you have a desire for something to be inserted in your ass? Don't ask what. It's up to you. And yes, this is the most important question.
5. Spanking? Give or receive?
Wait a minute you cow hiccup. I don't spend much time on the board anymore, so I'm not hijacking anything... much... hardly ever... occasionally.Reltne said:YOU are complaining about thread hijacking???
*****
L yman
Ly man
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*****
WickedEve said:who is this ruminator? why didn't anyone inform me that there was fresh man meat on the board?
WickedEve said:Okay. Well, let's get this over with. I need some basic info.
1. What kind of belt do you wear? Be as descriptive as possible. (extra points if you own a tool belt.)
I own several different toolbelts as a home renovation contractor
2. I need to see a sample of your poetry.
I have several scattered throughout the threads here but here's a timely one...
Stark naked in the spotlight,
standing straight in
spontaneous evaluation.
Twinges of uncertainty
reflecting in lights luminance
unable to hide
Could I be quicker
to find protection
hiding in my own shadow
The stage is only
my destination
by other's request.
3. Are you okay with calling me a poetry goddess?
Yeah, from what I've seen, I can be comfortable with that.
4. Do you have a desire for something to be inserted in your ass? Don't ask what. It's up to you. And yes, this is the most important question.
Not as a habit, no.
5. Spanking? Give or receive?
That art has little inherent appeal to me for whatever reason that it does or doesn't appeal to people. I can enjoy bringing or sharing something enjoyable with the right people even if it's not a great desire for me. I'd be a giver, yo.
We're like a weird, little village here. Become one of us, one us, one us... There is only the poetry board. Only the poetry board. Never venture onto the general board. You'll fall off the edge. The poetry board is round. And safe--unless I bite you.Angeline said:I'm terribly sorry. I see that leash you're wearing in your av and forget what I wanted to say.
He's very nice. ee and I lured him here from the general board and now he's trapped like a fly in a web.
Just write another poem, Rumi baby. Hehe. Once we get you, we don't like to let go.
WickedEve said:Hey! Where did the *****s come from????
I guess you'll do. You failed number 5, but you got those extra tool belt points, so... you're okay.ruminator said:
WickedEve said:We're like a weird, little village here. Become one of us, one us, one us... There is only the poetry board. Only the poetry board. Never venture onto the general board. You'll fall off the edge. The poetry board is round. And safe--unless I bite you.
Ange, you don't think I'm scaring him away, do you?
WickedEve said:I guess you'll do. You failed number 5, but you got those extra tool belt points, so... you're okay.
Angeline said:I'm terribly sorry. I see that leash you're wearing in your av and forget what I wanted to say.
He's very nice. ee and I lured him here from the general board and now he's trapped like a fly in a web.
Just write another poem, Rumi baby. Hehe. Once we get you, we don't like to let go.
Ah Rumi! Serve me up some Sufi baby and spin a rubiyat to the heavens.Angeline said:<snip>
Just write another poem, Rumi baby. Hehe. Once we get you, we don't like to let go.
Trying to get 100 posts for an av? lolAllosaur14 said:uyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
WickedEve said:who is this ruminator? why didn't anyone inform me that there was fresh man meat on the board?
WickedEve said:who is this ruminator? why didn't anyone inform me that there was fresh man meat on the board?
champagne1982 said:Ah Rumi! Serve me up some Sufi baby and spin a rubiyat to the heavens.
"In your light, I learned how to love.
In your beauty, how to make poems.
You dance inside my chest
where no one sees you,
but sometimes I do and that sight
becomes this art."
He knows who he is and I'm blessed to have called him Love
Jennifer C said:ruminator is a darling