Come on in here, darlings.

[WickedEve]

Yes, those two. I right clicked on both but the one with you and that hairy guy with the striped PJs doind acrobatic things in the tub is my fave.

He wasn't that hairy. Sure, he had to braid his chest hairs, but...

 

[Guest]

He wasn't that hairy. Sure, he had to braid his chest hairs, but...

Gave you something to grip with your toes.

Oh I have to go before I getreally carried away.

Ta-ta.

 

[WickedEve]

Gave you something to grip with your toes.

Oh I have to go before I getreally carried away.

Ta-ta.

Thanks for the toe-gripping image, girl! lol
I really don't mind a hairy chest, but when it starts growing all over the back and across the shoulders and up the neck... eeeeee

 

[The_Fool]

Damn...I missed the good AVs again...

 

[WickedEve]

Damn...I missed the good AVs again...

Everyone posted a naked av (even tath) just before you came onto the thread.

 

[The_Fool]

Everyone posted a naked av (even tath) just before you came onto the thread.

Well shit....I better leave again so you can get back to it....Wouldn't want to ruin the party....

Waitaminute....Tath?

Too scary...

 

[WickedEve]

Waitaminute....Tath?

Too scary...

I'm sure it wasn't easy to remove that much fur.

 

[Tathagata]

I may be wicked but it's in a cute way. Besides, he deserved pink nails. Uh... those god awful, scraggly, devil nails of his. Every morning, those toes were in my face... so, I painted them.

I'm glad you'll never get to paint what I'd have had in your face every morning

 

[WickedEve]

I'm glad you'll never get to paint what I'd have had in your face every morning

I'd just squirt some sticky hairspray on it and then toss on a few dust bunnies. We should all find uses for dust bunnies. I believe is recycling.

 

[Tathagata]

I'd just squirt some sticky hairspray on it and then toss on a few dust bunnies. We should all find uses for dust bunnies. I believe is recycling.

wouldn't really look all that different.............

 

[WickedEve]

wouldn't really look all that different.............

you poor thing. buy a duster.

 

[Tathagata]

you poor thing. buy a duster.

she didn't like being called a " duster'

 

[WickedEve]

she didn't like being called a " duster'

I feel so sad. You're covered in monkey fur and your penis is dusty. I wish there was something I could do for--something that doesn't involve touching you.

 

[Tathagata]

I feel so sad. You're covered in monkey fur and your penis is dusty. I wish there was something I could do for--something that doesn't involve touching you.

thats what they all say

 

[tolyk]

thats what they all say

you're not the only one that gets that reaction..

 

[WickedEve]

you're not the only one that gets that reaction..

I see something I want to touch! Oh, oh, right there! Right there!

 

[tolyk]

I see something I want to touch! Oh, oh, right there! Right there!

*gets what WickedEve is talking about off a tall shelf for her* There ya go


*grin*

 

[WickedEve]

*gets what WickedEve is talking about off a tall shelf for her* There ya go


*grin*

Thank you but that's the wrong dildo.

 

[tolyk]

Thank you but that's the wrong dildo.

How ya been Wicked?

 

[WickedEve]

How ya been Wicked?

what happened to the happy av you had up? lol
I am fine. I just got a call from a certain man and once again I forgot about my window being open and I think everyone in the neighborhood just heard me scream "Oh God! Yes you fucking bastard, _____ _____ _____________ me!" I'm going to blame it on the TV and that damn porn channel. Actually, that won't put me in a better light. I have church people behind me, the 60 year-old virgin across the street, and on the other side, it's all extremely old people with weak hearts. Oh yeah, and that plump neighbor with the skinny dog who poops in my yard. And there's the redneck across the alley. Anyway, I just closed my window.

 

[Tathagata]

what happened to the happy av you had up? lol
I am fine. I just got a call from a certain man and once again I forgot about my window being open and I think everyone in the neighborhood just heard me scream "Oh God! Yes you fucking bastard, _____ _____ _____________ me!" I'm going to blame it on the TV and that damn porn channel. Actually, that won't put me in a better light. I have church people behind me, the 60 year-old virgin across the street, and on the other side, it's all extremely old people with weak hearts. Oh yeah, and that plump neighbor with the skinny dog who poops in my yard. And there's the redneck across the alley. Anyway, I just closed my window.

all I hear is
" So buffy said that the shrimp was prefrozen, and I said ," oh that's so tre gauche'
or
" Hey you fargin bastich lets have another game of bocci"

i gotta move

 

[tolyk]

what happened to the happy av you had up? lol
I am fine. I just got a call from a certain man and once again I forgot about my window being open and I think everyone in the neighborhood just heard me scream "Oh God! Yes you fucking bastard, _____ _____ _____________ me!" I'm going to blame it on the TV and that damn porn channel. Actually, that won't put me in a better light. I have church people behind me, the 60 year-old virgin across the street, and on the other side, it's all extremely old people with weak hearts. Oh yeah, and that plump neighbor with the skinny dog who poops in my yard. And there's the redneck across the alley. Anyway, I just closed my window.

Hmm... thanks for sharing that

As for the AV, I was posting in the AH a bit, and it bothers a lot of people in there, so I disable it until my posts are old enough to not be part of the main flow of things *shrug*

Anyways, I'm going out for the night.. need to go relax and shoot some pool, see you around.

 

[The_Fool]

all I hear is
" So buffy said that the shrimp was prefrozen, and I said ," oh that's so tre gauche'
or
" Hey you fargin bastich lets have another game of bocci"

i gotta move

I got Ouzo in the freezer....

 

[WickedEve]

all I hear is
" So buffy said that the shrimp was prefrozen, and I said ," oh that's so tre gauche'
or
" Hey you fargin bastich lets have another game of bocci"

i gotta move

Well, I'm surprised no one has called the police. Though, I hope they do. Call one with a big night stick. Wait. That sounds like a scene from Wicked Does the Law.
Anyway, goodnight people, poets, and pervs. I have another call coming. It's Monday Phone Night and I just hope I don't get another telemarketer. They have no sense of humor.

 

[Bacteriophage68]

...

Human...yummy.