Come on in here, darlings.

[The_Fool]

Well, I'm surprised no one has called the police. Though, I hope they do. Call one with a big night stick. Wait. That sounds like a scene from Wicked Does the Law.
Anyway, goodnight people, poets, and pervs. I have another call coming. It's Monday Phone Night and I just hope I don't get another telemarketer. They have no sense of humor.

Handcuffs, nightstick and a gruff male voice.....

 

[JUDO]

Wicked,

Well, this was rare. Or at least, it used to be. Thanks for letting the hair down, girlfriend. Sorry, I missed the nakedness. Send up a flare or a temple next time.

:kisses:
- Judo

 

[RhymeFairy]

Good Mornin peeps~

slow sensual kisses upon my brow
sliding smoothly lil half whimpers echoing
nimble fingers caressing hot tiny nubs
pouty mouth suckling tight firm belly
haughty hips grinding with each lil nibble
heaven awaits....



think this would be a nice start to my day...
*grins*

hope ya'll have a great one~

 

[Angeline]

Pardon my smirk vile da sprintze is cooking pasta fazool

vas is dis?
oy

I grew up surrounded by Italians--the Little Italy of my hometown. I cook excellent Italian food. So there.

 

[RhymeFairy]

Looking for inspiration.
My mind is awhirl....
grrrr..
Hate it when this happens.
It's gonna be a long one...

anyone else havin this problem?

 

[RhymeFairy]

BOOOOOOO~!!!

lol.. sorry had to bump this see what ya'll are doin..

I have posted 3 new poems in 2 days, they are still yet

pending

grrrrr~~

 

[WickedEve]

BOOOOOOO~!!!

lol.. sorry had to bump this see what ya'll are doin..

I have posted 3 new poems in 2 days, they are still yet

pending

grrrrr~~

I think they're slow going up because of the holiday weekend. Or your poems are against the rules. Are you poems about underage goats having sex with old men who could possibly be a threat to national security? No? Then your poems will soon appear on the new poems list.

 

[Jennifer C]

I think they're slow going up because of the holiday weekend. Or your poems are against the rules. Are you poems about underage goats having sex with old men who could possibly be a threat to national security? No? Then your poems will soon appear on the new poems list.

lol, what is the legal age for goat sex?

 

[Angeline]

I think they're slow going up because of the holiday weekend. Or your poems are against the rules. Are you poems about underage goats having sex with old men who could possibly be a threat to national security? No? Then your poems will soon appear on the new poems list.

National security? What about the goats?

 

[RhymeFairy]

OMG
(hands covering cheeks)~~~
who told you?
grrr....
was Suppose to be a secret~!!

lmao

Thanks Eve for the support and great humor~!

 

[WickedEve]

What about the goats?

That would make a great title for a poem. Maybe a sonnet.

 

[champagne1982]

Sonnet?

What About The Goats?

What about the surly, old goat?
Remember the woman who opened her throat?
I'm thinking fellatio wasn't her game
although an old goat by any other name
would smell. Not just any rose is our billy.
Gruff and quick he climbs mountain trails,
head butting Swiss Misses silly
and spilling milk outta their pails.
So many goats and not enough thought
to how it's gonna effect the kids
when a mean old cop takes a pop shot
at the pedophile with crusty eyelids.
Oh man, my nightstick rhyme has gotten lame,
and underage goats will never be the same.

 

[twelveoone]

I think they're slow going up because of the holiday weekend. Or your poems are against the rules. Are you poems about underage goats having sex with old men who could possibly be a threat to national security? No? Then your poems will soon appear on the new poems list.

just stopped in to mention you are recycling your ass av, I keep track of these things. This is the one with the ribbon, winner of something or other 2005, isn't it?

 

[ruminator]

As the new kid on the block I'd like to request the full rotation of her AVs if possible. I wouldn't want to miss any of them.

 

[Angeline]

What About The Goats?

What about the surly, old goat?
Remember the woman who opened her throat?
I'm thinking fellatio wasn't her game
although an old goat by any other name
would smell. Not just any rose is our billy.
Gruff and quick he climbs mountain trails,
head butting Swiss Misses silly
and spilling milk outta their pails.
So many goats and not enough thought
to how it's gonna effect the kids
when a mean old cop takes a pop shot
at the pedophile with crusty eyelids.
Oh man, my nightstick rhyme has gotten lame,
and underage goats will never be the same.

This is right up there with my disco inferno sonnet. Or down there...

 

[Angeline]

As the new kid on the block I'd like to request the full rotation of her AVs if possible. I wouldn't want to miss any of them.

Yes, you must meet Wicked Eve. She's our resident...no wait she's more....she's hard to explain, but we all really love her.

 

[ruminator]

This is right up there with my disco inferno sonnet. Or down there...

I have to find this one inferno now.

I'll never look another goat in the eye after that.

 

[ruminator]

Yes, you must meet Wicked Eve. She's our resident...no wait she's more....she's hard to explain, but we all really love her.

I'm trying to persuade a full av rotation from her. I'm hoping it might appeal to the basic wicked weasel instinct.



I enjoy all of her writing a great deal.

 

[Angeline]

I have to find this one inferno now.

I'll never look another goat in the eye after that.

It's not here anymore. I took it off in one of my poetry sweeps. You're not missing much, lol. Champer's goat sonnet is actually well written. My disco inferno sonnet was written on a whim when Eve and I were being silly one night--it's not very good.

 

[WickedEve]

just stopped in to mention you are recycling your ass av, I keep track of these things. This is the one with the ribbon, winner of something or other 2005, isn't it?

I believe in recycling. Is this a hint for fresh ass avs?

 

[WickedEve]

Yes, you must meet Wicked Eve. She's our resident...no wait she's more....she's hard to explain, but we all really love her.

who is this ruminator? why didn't anyone inform me that there was fresh man meat on the board?

 

[RhymeFairy]

err Eve~~

We now have *Fresh* Man Meat~!!!

memo posted....
faxed....
hand delivered~!!

grins and snickers*

 

[The_Fool]

I believe in recycling. Is this a hint for fresh ass avs?

Silly question.....

 

[ruminator]

who is this ruminator? why didn't anyone inform me that there was fresh man meat on the board?

It's a pleasure to meet you Eve. Your legend precedes you..

I've been all over the place here but evidently, too quietly.

I didn't want to shake things up too badly.





By the way, I'm not sure about my freshness but I have a best if used by date that's good for a while.

....guess I'm just best used.

 

[WickedEve]

err Eve~~

We now have *Fresh* Man Meat~!!!

memo posted....
faxed....
hand delivered~!!

grins and snickers*

Finally. Someone who knows how things should work around here.