Dear X,

[Essie1]

Dear Radio Stations,

Would it have killed any of you to play an upbeat song while I was driving to the shops to get cake?

Something with a lot of drums so I could bash the crap out of my steering wheel?

But no, every single one of you playing some tear extracting, gently beautiful tunes that frankly made me feel worse than I do now.

Thank god for the off button. And cake. I don't care. Fuck it.

Me

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Rainshine,

I'm sorry I'm a giant numpty.

I will make it up to you with a song a day for the next 30 days.

Sincerely,
Giant Numpty

Dear Rainshine,

You'll keep. *squints*

Sincerely,

Putting Guitar Away Pmann
(Just kidding)

 

[StrayKat]

Dear

I miss you already. Hope you have a good trip and come back to me before I go nuts and shoot more than a few fairies.

Yours only

me

 

[unregistered]

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear Horny Housewives of Facebook,

Please, no more 50 Shades of Grey Trailer links.

Thanks in advance,
The whole fucking world.

Amen sister.

I'm with you!

(Although...I think I will go see the movie...)

I will wait until it comes on Netflix so I can sit in my living room, drink an alcoholic beverage, and yell at the tv without disturbing anyone else. Sort of like I did with Interview with a Vampire. . .

 

[MsLead]

Dear Big Head, You are not the be all-end all answer to women kind and just because someone likes you doesn't give you a right to.....blankety blank blank blank....

signed...MsBlank and MsForgetAboutIt and MsYouAin'tAllThat (Cheeky Grin)

 

[Essie1]

Dear Housemates,

I am beyond thrilled that your rugby team won tonight and that you got absolutely wasted at the club after.

I am heartened to hear that you somehow managed to get home and order 3 pizzas to be delivered.

But if it's not too much to ask, after having babysat one of your children when you didn't get home 5 hours ago like you said you would,

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SCREECHING.

Kind regards,

Me

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Horny Housewives of Facebook,

Please, no more 50 Shades of Grey Trailer links.

Thanks in advance,
The whole fucking world.

I think lesser of these FB peeps that keep posting how they can't wait for it, and discussing the casting of the main guy.

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Big Head, You are not the be all-end all answer to women kind and just because someone likes you doesn't give you a right to.....blankety blank blank blank....

signed...MsBlank and MsForgetAboutIt and MsYouAin'tAllThat (Cheeky Grin)

Dear Ms,

I often read similar posts and certain big heads pop in my mind, and always wonder if it's one and the same.

Signed,

Meh, about them

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear Litsters,

Is that even English?

A confused Brit.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Apple,

Thanks for FaceTime.

Sincerely,

Pmann

 

[BeachMomma]

Dear X,

You are one of the kindest, most compassionate men I've ever known. I'm so glad to have you in my life. I don't know what I did to deserve you.

Love,
Me

 

[Essie1]

Dear Dog,

Yes, the smell of cinnamon porridge is amazing.

No, standing by my chair when I'm eating it will not make me give you any.

I don't think dogs and porridge mix very well.

But you are a good doggy so I will give you a doggy biscuit soon. But no porridge.

Me

 

[Emerson40]

Dear Horny Housewives of Facebook,

Please, no more 50 Shades of Grey Trailer links.

Thanks in advance,
The whole fucking world.

I'm with you!

(Although...I think I will go see the movie...)

Amen sister.

I will wait until it comes on Netflix so I can sit in my living room, drink an alcoholic beverage, and yell at the tv without disturbing anyone else. Sort of like I did with Interview with a Vampire. . .

 

[NotHisLady]

Dear Helpful People of the HT

I got a new question for the Anon Posting Thread
Get over there and answer it!!

Lady--waiting

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear Sandman,

I was hoping to wake up around 6:30 am this morning, since you were late last night and I didn't get to sleep until 2 am.

So why, oh why, did you desert me at 3:45 am??? Really? You couldn't stay more than an hour and forty-five minutes? I fully expect you to make it up to me tonight and stay the full six and a half hours.

In the meantime, Mr. Coffee will just have to take your place.

Sleepily and grumpily yours,
M

 

[ntp]

Dear X,
I am really delighted to be discovering what a filthy imagination you have.

 

[horny8191988]

Dear Booze,

I know it's been a while since we've hung out but I appreciate you still having my back.

Sincerely,
I think I'm quite tipsy

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[horny8191988]

Dear J and Rainshine,

I hope you didn't feel as awful as I did this morning.

Sincerely,
Hung Over as Hell

 

[ebunny15]

Dear X,
It was a hormone crash, but more than that. I didn't know how to explain it then, or now.
I'm sorry.
Me

 

[Emerson40]

Dear diurnal posters,

Nevermind it all.


Respectfully,

Bashful Bat

 

[unregistered]

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think I've been holding my tongue too long over there.

Me too. *giggles*