Dear X,

[sirachacha]

Dear Day-Care Provider,

I admit part of the reason I nominated you for the ice bucket challenge was so I could see you in a wet shirt. Thanks for making it a low-cut tank top and bending forward to pick up your bucket. The pause halfway up was an added bonus.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Day-Care Provider,

I admit part of the reason I nominated you for the ice bucket challenge was so I could see you in a wet shirt. Thanks for making it a low-cut tank top and bending forward to pick up your bucket. The pause halfway up was an added bonus.

Dear User Who Posted This ^^^^^,

Link, or it never happened.

 

[sirachacha]

Dear User Who Posted This ^^^^^,

Link, or it never happened.

I seriously would if it wouldn't identify both myself and her!

In fairness to her, nothing on her part was deliberate as far as I can tell. It just worked out very well for me!

ETA: I do have a screenshot that maybe maintains enough anonymity, but still a little nervous to post in the thread. Perhaps sent privately.

 

[bailadora]

I seriously would if it wouldn't identify both myself and her!

In fairness to her, nothing on her part was deliberate as far as I can tell. It just worked out very well for me!

ETA: I do have a screenshot that maybe maintains enough anonymity, but still a little nervous to post in the thread. Perhaps sent privately.

Seriously, please don't. Unless you have her permission to spread her picture around, it's disrespectful to her.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I seriously would if it wouldn't identify both myself and her!

In fairness to her, nothing on her part was deliberate as far as I can tell. It just worked out very well for me!

ETA: I do have a screenshot that maybe maintains enough anonymity, but still a little nervous to post in the thread. Perhaps sent privately.

Hehe. Cheers man. Don't post her pic. I was just having a go.

 

[Little_Sister]

I seriously would if it wouldn't identify both myself and her!

In fairness to her, nothing on her part was deliberate as far as I can tell. It just worked out very well for me!

ETA: I do have a screenshot that maybe maintains enough anonymity, but still a little nervous to post in the thread. Perhaps sent privately.

EEK!! No please dont. Seriously. Been on the other end of something like that and it really creeped me out.

 

[Lord Pmann]

For the record, I was totally kidding around when I asked for the link. And I think the poster was just politely trying to decline me. He didn't seem to have any true intention of showing her pic.

 

[sirachacha]

For the record, I was totally kidding around when I asked for the link. And I think the poster was just politely trying to decline me. He didn't seem to have any true intention of showing her pic.

This... not to mention that I should probably clarify that while I did not mind what I saw, it is completely PG. It is really not even close to not being family friendly unnless one is quite conservative.

 

[unregistered]

 

[bailadora]

This... not to mention that I should probably clarify that while I did not mind what I saw, it is completely PG. It is really not even close to not being family friendly unnless one is quite conservative.

My apologies for misunderstanding you. In the written format, tone and intention can sometimes be a bit difficult to interpret.

I'm quite familiar with Pmann's posting style, and can usually differentiate when he's just joking around, and when he's being more serious. You, OTOH, are a bit of a mystery, my friend. So again, my apologies for jumping to conclusions, but I felt it best to err on the side of caution and speak up.

 

[sirachacha]

Sorry for derailing the thread!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sorry for derailing the thread!

No worries! You got in trouble by association.

I've been a bad boy around these parts lately, as J pointed out.

And what Bailadora was kindly saying is, "I don't take anything pmann says seriously." Hehe. I keed I keed.

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear work morons,

Your inept bullshit has actually given me a headache this morning. I am so sick of doing the same work over and over because you can't get your shit together.

To borrow a phrase from Cartman on Southpark, I swear, I am going to fly across the room and kick you square in the nuts.

Get it together. Get it done. And quit making my life harder.

Coping with anger issues, and highly agressive tendencies, not to mention a blinding headache,
Me

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Thread King,

You made me laugh at your poking with your scepter.

Signed,

Snickering Behind My Hand

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Doctors,

How fucking hard is it to run on time?! Just. Once.


Fuck!

Sincerely,
Trying not to lose my shit

Just hold it and maybe they can give you some stool hardener.

 

[Tehalelu]

Dear Alzheimer's -
You've already taken my Dad.
Do you really need my Mom too?..

 

[bailadora]

Dear Alzheimer's -
You've already taken my Dad.
Do you really need my Mom too?..

For as much as words from a total stranger can comfort, my thoughts are with you and yours.

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[ebunny15]

Dear X
Aside from the desperate begging a few weeks ago, I've stopped asking. Have you noticed?
Do you even care?
I know you don't love me, but it doesn't seem that you even want me anymore. This is becoming a very heavy burden to carry. When exactly did I lose you to someone who doesn't really exist?
~Me~

 

[BeachMomma]

Dear X,

As of Sept 21, we've been together one year. It has honestly been the best year of my life, and I'm so glad we found each other. We've been through a lot. We've fought ghosts and demons from both of our pasts, we've supported each other through some crazy times, we've laughed at highly inappropriate subject matter, and we've loved our way through the year. You support me more that I ever would've dreamed possible, and I hope I've done the same for you. We sent your baby girl off to college, and we celebrated having an adult only home again. No matter what life threw at us, we handled it together. I love you for your wit and wisdom and for your ability to make me laugh hysterically to calm me down from a "gingered up" rage. I love the way you play your guitar and sing for me when I can't sleep, and I love the way you know what to do to make me feel better when I'm in pain. I love the beautiful songs you write for me and about the love we share. I even love the way we're two broken souls separately, but together we're whole and fixed.

I love the way you research and plan to cook our special Friday night celebration dinners and the way you taught me that there's always something to celebrate. I love coming home to you after a long, hard day at work and the way you always have a nice dinner waiting for me. I love the way you accepted my zany friends and made them your friends too. I love the way you encourage me to use the hot tub when I'm hurting - even though it's 95 degrees outside and you aren't all that fond of getting in the pool or hot tub yourself.

You are an amazing, incredible man. I love you more than I could ever express with mere words. I'm so glad I found you. I can't imagine life without you. You took my broken, scared, and scarred heart and made it beautifully whole again. You calm my fears when you can, and protect me from my fears when you can't fix them. You once promised me that you'd take care of me, and you've been true to your word. You make me feel delicate and precious.

I love you babe, and I'm so happy we're together.

Love,
Me

 

[Emerson40]

Lovely, sweet Kate,

I wish that, should I ever be presented something so final and ultimate, that I can be even half as brave as you. You have taught us that true strength is not found in muscles and bones, but in our hearts. Despite having all the reasons to be mad at the world, you are generous with your limited time and spirit, and show us by your example, what simple grace is.

A small request, absurd considering the circumstances: be patient with him. He is struggling with it and trying to be strong. He is running through the forest of your heart, trying to carve both of your initials in every tree, even as they die and fall around him.


Love,

Your friend who wishes he could just change the world

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear Em,

Hugs to you and yours. You seriously are lovely.

M


My dear sweet friend,

I wish I could take your heartache away. I would do so in an instant.

You will be ok, even though it doesn't feel like it right now. In the meantime, you have lots of people who love you--especially me. Don't hesitate to draw on that friendship.

Love you lots,
M

 

[bailadora]

Dear You:

I knew things were bad, but I didn't realize they were this bad. I'm seriously scared for you. You need help. Major help. Because you can't go on like this. Deep down, I suspect you already know this. You're probably even more scared than I am. I promise to be there for you, supporting you every step of the way. But I can't do it for you. You have to take that step, and you have to be 100 percent committed to the process.

Please, don't continue to put this off. If you don't get this under control, it could wreck your life. I love you, and I don't want to see that happen.

Get help. Please.

Love,

Me