Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[Bamagan]

I understand why some people like to spell out lengthy moans or screams or whatnot. "Aaaaahhh!" or "Aieeee!" and so forth. Done sparingly, it's not a big deal, but some people seem to have irritable vowel syndrome, and their prose tends to get messy. But I can't help laughing when I try to read it, so bonus points for comedic value, even if it's toilet humor.

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

I understand why some people like to spell out lengthy moans or screams or whatnot. "Aaaaahhh!" or "Aieeee!" and so forth. Done sparingly, it's not a big deal, but some people seem to have irritable vowel syndrome, and their prose tends to get messy. But I can't help laughing when I try to read it, so bonus points for comedic value, even if it's toilet humor.

I once read a story that had a Spanish character screaming, "Ay, Dios mío!" twenty times during one sex scene. It was funny as hell. There was even a single syllable breakdown in time with pelvic thrusts:
Ay
Di
Os
Mi
O!

 

[StillStunned]

She looks a little as if she tripped and fell into the other woman.

Emily

A happy little accident for everyone concerned.

 

[Seadog777]

Positive....I did something this morning that I've never ever done before.

 

[StillStunned]

Positive....I did something this morning that I've never ever done before.

Edit: dammit, that's supposed to be a gif.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Positive....I did something this morning that I've never ever done before.

Juggle while riding a unicycle?

Emily

 

[Seadog777]

Juggle while riding a unicycle?

Emily

No. I'd fall and bust my ass, if I tried to do that.

 

[Zootonius]

Did she switch to gastroenterology, only to discover she couldn't stomach the workload?

It takes guts to be a gastroenterologist.

 

[EmilyMiller]

It takes guts to be a gastroenterologist.

What’s the emoji for groan?

 

[MillieDynamite]

Digestive tract Humor, hum!

 

[StillStunned]

What’s the emoji for groan?

It probably looks quite similar to my profile pic.

 

[StillStunned]

Digestive tract Humor, hum!

It's full of crap.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Children gather round, what's the smell?

 

[Zootonius]

The was a movie in the 70s call "Groove Tube." The only scene I remember was a line of derrieres and the announcer saying "Does this look interesting to you? Then consider a career in proctology."

 

[MrPixel]

The was a movie in the 70s call "Groove Tube." The only scene I remember was a line of derrieres and the announcer saying "Does this look interesting to you? Then consider a career in proctology."

My wife's proctologist had a fun sense of humor about it (gotta be a requirement!). The phrase, "Bend over and say 'ah'!" was part of his shtick. Always good for a chuckle.

 

[Bamagan]

It's too bad the comments section on stories doesn't support gifs. I'd love to deploy this one in response to a couple of 'regular' visitors.

 

[intim8]

Any news about season 2?

 

[StillStunned]

It's too bad the comments section on stories doesn't support gifs. I'd love to deploy this one in response to a couple of 'regular' visitors.

This is supposed to be a positivity thread, and you made me go and rewatch that scene.

 

[EmilyMiller]

It's too bad the comments section on stories doesn't support gifs. I'd love to deploy this one in response to a couple of 'regular' visitors.

Poor Book

 

[Bamagan]

Any news about season 2?

No, but on a long enough timeline, it'll get a reboot. Can't stop the signal.

 

[TheRedChamber]

They knew exactly what they were doing, they knew the effect it would have on me, they knew it was wrong...

and they went ahead and did it anyway.

Bless 'em.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

They knew exactly what they were doing, they knew the effect it would have on me, they knew it was wrong...

and they went ahead and did it anyway.

Bless 'em.

Saw Queen in Dallas. They had the Cowboys Cheerleaders perform on this song. It was awesome.

 

[TheRedChamber]

Saw Queen in Dallas. They had the Cowboys Cheerleaders perform on this song. It was awesome.

Great. I'm going to need 4D co-ordinates in case I ever get a time machine.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Any news about season 2?

For those of us unenlightened, please elucidate.

 

[ElectricBlue]

They knew exactly what they were doing, they knew the effect it would have on me, they knew it was wrong...

and they went ahead and did it anyway.

Bless 'em.

That really is something for everyone. Hot damn!!