Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[StillStunned]

Own up, which one of you lot is chasing her?

 

[MrPixel]

Own up, which one of you lot is chasing her?

Any one of us. She's smiling knowing full-well that none of us can catch her.

Now where'd I leave my cane?

 

[StillStunned]

Any one of us. She's smiling knowing full-well that none of us can catch her.

Now where'd I leave my cane?

And who's set up a trap for her to run into?

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

And who's set up a trap for her to run into?

Did you say 'Trap'? I can be the trap...

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

Chasing? Nah, I'm the one she's running towards. That's why she's smiling.

 

[Boonerboy]

Yup. Time to put this week behind us and start looking forward to what's coming...

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I'm sorry, all I heard was "behind"

 

[Bamagan]

Happy, um, taco Tuesday...
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[StillStunned]

Waiter, there's a hair in this taco!

 

[Bamagan]

Waiter, there's a hair in this taco!

Sacre bleu! Monsieur will of course receive a free dessert as compensation. Today's special is fur pie.

 

[StillStunned]

Sacre bleu! Monsieur will of course receive a free dessert as compensation. Today's special is fur pie.

Thank you, garçon, that sounds delicious.

 

[Bamagan]

This one would be particularly amusing if it were set to a soundtrack of barking seals.

 

[intim8]

Waiter, there's a hair in this taco!

as it should be

 

[Bamagan]

Ah, the motion of the ocean...

 

[StillStunned]

Ah, the motion of the ocean...

That looks like an excellent exercise. I've never seen anyone do it at my gym, though.

 

[TheLobster]

Ah, the motion of the ocean...

They sure are undulating.

 

[StillStunned]

Ah, the motion of the ocean...

I'm inspired to write a pirate story called "The Knave of the Waves".

 

[Bamagan]

That looks like an excellent exercise. I've never seen anyone do it at my gym, though.

I expect your gym probably isn't bounding through a light chop. At least, not ordinarily, anyway.

 

[Bamagan]

They sure are undulating.

In approved nautical naughty-gal fashion.

 

[StillStunned]

I expect your gym probably isn't bounding through a light chop. At least, not ordinarily, anyway.

Fair enough. I've been on a few cruises, and always avoided the gym. Perhaps that's what I've been doing wrong.

 

[Bamagan]

I'm inspired to write a pirate story called "The Knave of the Waves".

As long as the ladies steal his peg leg and defile it with their unseemly lust.

 

[StillStunned]

In approved nautical naughty-gal fashion.

Bamagan casts "Summon @onehitwanda!" It's super-effective!

 

[StillStunned]

As long as the ladies steal his peg leg and defile it with their unseemly lust.

I hadn't even got that far, but now you mention it... Imagine the other attachments instead of a hook on the end of his arm?

 

[StillStunned]

I think the next chapter of "One Orgasm At A Time" just wrote itself.

 

[Bamagan]

I hadn't even got that far, but now you mention it... Imagine the other attachments instead of a hook on the end of his arm?

Perhaps he has a crew of foul-mouthed Sapphic buccaneers and can be called Lezbeard.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits...



Just a little Friday funday fun...