DeservingBitch
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Er, yes?
Food and sex...is it safe?
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Oh yeah I see. Okay...yeah not really what my domme was looking for though...but thanks for clarifying.
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You know, she's probably not gonna mention it to her domme after she's done with her research. To be truly evil you'd need to tell her domme about figging.
lol
What about celery, btw? Or similar objects? I mean my domme was primarily looking at bananas - like I said, she really really wants to fuck me from behind with a banana - and cucumbers and such would be right along those lines, but what about things like celery?
What about celery, btw? Or similar objects? I mean my domme was primarily looking at bananas - like I said, she really really wants to fuck me from behind with a banana - and cucumbers and such would be right along those lines, but what about things like celery?
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Seems fine to me. *shrugs* Most long veggies would be fine. Like zuccinni, um, carrots?
DeservingBitch
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Fuck - I really need to refine my evil plans.
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It's probably a good thing for subbikind that I'm on their side.
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Celery would make a great tail, lol.
I always wanted to insert a banana then have it half peeled so it can be eaten.
I always wanted to insert a banana then have it half peeled so it can be eaten.
lol thanks. We appreciate your efforts. Rofl. ^_^
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Who thinks of this stuff?
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Don't knock it till you try it. SERIOUSLY!
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Sadists. duh.
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No offense, HottieMama, but I won't be trying it. I'm not knocking it, either. I'm just constantly amazed at the trouble people will go through just to have an orgasm. Sex in the missionary position with the ights off is not good enough? Jeez..
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The obvious escapes me again, rats!
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Yep. I can totally get this mindset with no problem.
"Wow, this shit is spicy. I wonder what would happen if I applied it to someone pink bits?"
I cannot, on the other hand, fathom how some decided to eat oysters.
"This looks like snot. wonder if it tastes like it too?"
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Their's quite a few foods that are like that. I figure the first person to eat a crab was REALLY hungry. 'wow, look at that. it's a huge bug. lets eat it.'
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I guess some of us are more easily bored than others. *shrugs*
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Their's quite a few foods that are like that. I figure the first person to eat a crab was REALLY hungry. 'wow, look at that. it's a huge bug. lets eat it.'
Hunger is good sauce.
Their's quite a few foods that are like that. I figure the first person to eat a crab was REALLY hungry. 'wow, look at that. it's a huge bug. lets eat it.'
lol I bet they didn't have many teeth left after that... XD
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Yeah, they probably figured out quickly to take OUT the meat.
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contrary to what everyone is sayig, i would NOT use a banana if i were you.
its one of the few things i rememeber from my eleventh grade sex ed class. in the video we watched about masturbation they mentioned that your internal body heat can cause the peel to split open, thus getting mushy banana inside of you.
its one of the few things i rememeber from my eleventh grade sex ed class. in the video we watched about masturbation they mentioned that your internal body heat can cause the peel to split open, thus getting mushy banana inside of you.
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You watched a video on MASTURBATION? *shakeshead*
I guess that DB's suggestion of freezing it is the best, then.
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