Food and sex...is it safe?

[Homburg]

contrary to what everyone is sayig, i would NOT use a banana if i were you.

its one of the few things i rememeber from my eleventh grade sex ed class. in the video we watched about masturbation they mentioned that your internal body heat can cause the peel to split open, thus getting mushy banana inside of you.

Again, greenish ones help. Also, covering it with a condom is a grand idea. You should probably be able to tell that the banana is having structural issues and cease the use of it.

That said, I've not done extensive work with bananas. It was more of a foreplay thing with a bottom that has a thing for odd-object insertion.

 

[myinnerslut]

You watched a video on MASTURBATION? *shakeshead*

I guess that DB's suggestion of freezing it is the best, then.

im in NY. liberal sex ed program. we had to get permission slips signed i think.

 

[BiBunny]

It was more of a foreplay thing with a bottom that has a thing for odd-object insertion.

I knew I couldn't be the only one.

 

[Homburg]

I knew I couldn't be the only one.

I could tell some stories!

 

[subbielez]

I knew I couldn't be the only one.

Hehe. Well, in this case it's my domme that wants to do it, but I think it might be fun. And yeah, we'll freeze it and use a condom, just to be safe...

 

[graceanne]

im in NY. liberal sex ed program. we had to get permission slips signed i think.

Holy Cow. I wasn't allowed in sex ed, AT ALL, and our school taught an abstinence based program. My mother felt that she should teach me and my sister about sex - and she did a good job. Probably taught us more than we wanted to hear about, but she covered everything from drawing pictures of body parts to birth control. She did not, however, teach us about masturbation. She just said that it was ok, we needed to do it in private, and that was it.

 

[subbielez]

Holy Cow. I wasn't allowed in sex ed, AT ALL, and our school taught an abstinence based program. My mother felt that she should teach me and my sister about sex - and she did a good job. Probably taught us more than we wanted to hear about, but she covered everything from drawing pictures of body parts to birth control. She did not, however, teach us about masturbation. She just said that it was ok, we needed to do it in private, and that was it.

Well we did sex ed but I wasn't really paying much attention. I was too busy doodling. But as to masturbation I do it on my own and it's fun, but it's even funner when I do it with my domme. She doesn't let me do it when we're together until right at the very end and then she masturbates me and then makes me wait until she unlocks my handcuffs to let me finish. Hehe...that just makes it hotter really. ^_^

 

[BiBunny]

I could tell some stories!

Do tell. I need new masturbation fodde--I mean, ideas. Yeah, that's right. Ideas.

 

[myinnerslut]

honestly, i didnt pay much attention in sex ed. i still thought i was going to wait till marriage to have sex so didnt listen to much of anything.

 

[marieR19]

Wow. Maybe if we'd had something about masturbation in sex ed, I'd actually do it better now. lol

As for the food stuff...... What the others said. I am completely unfamiliar with this topic, so yeah.


Heather

 

[graceanne]

honestly, i didnt pay much attention in sex ed. i still thought i was going to wait till marriage to have sex so didnt listen to much of anything.

yeah, I hear that. LOL It's a lot harder to remain chaste when you're with a man you find attractive who wants to have sex, isn't it? On the bright side, I did manage to wait for K.

 

[Homburg]

Do tell. I need new masturbation fodde--I mean, ideas. Yeah, that's right. Ideas.

You know, I think I'd save something like that for a visit, if you two ever get out here. It would be more fun to have that bottom tell you herself, and watch her turn beet red from nose to toes

 

[bandelero]

Re: bananas as your Domme seems to have a particular relish for them, I agree with just about all the cautionary ideas and would just add that bananas can be easily trimmed if there are any nasty edges at either end, and also regards the "Use to destruction" problems, they come in bunches.

I would advise against the use of pumpkins.

I also agree about in general keeping sugary stuffs OUTSIDE of the vagina, but that still leaves a BIG area to play one.....Fridge cold honey and cream licked from nipples is fun for both parties. (Think teaspoon rather than cupful; unless you are not bothered about mess)

After any food play, the shower is your friend.

Wishing you and your Domme happy play, I'd love to see a post on how the session went

 

[minx1]

Iwould think a banana.. if yellow.. would be mush after about 3 thrusts..

Thats what i was going to say. *nods* they do


or so i believe

 

[DeservingBitch]

Yep. I can totally get this mindset with no problem.

"Wow, this shit is spicy. I wonder what would happen if I applied it to someone pink bits?"

I cannot, on the other hand, fathom how some decided to eat oysters.

"This looks like snot. wonder if it tastes like it too?"

My thoughts exactly.

 

[subbielez]

Re: bananas as your Domme seems to have a particular relish for them, I agree with just about all the cautionary ideas and would just add that bananas can be easily trimmed if there are any nasty edges at either end, and also regards the "Use to destruction" problems, they come in bunches.

I would advise against the use of pumpkins.

I also agree about in general keeping sugary stuffs OUTSIDE of the vagina, but that still leaves a BIG area to play one.....Fridge cold honey and cream licked from nipples is fun for both parties. (Think teaspoon rather than cupful; unless you are not bothered about mess)

After any food play, the shower is your friend.

Wishing you and your Domme happy play, I'd love to see a post on how the session went

PUMPKINS? O.O Please tell me you've never...no. Nevermind. I don't wanna know. XD

And by the way...the shower is always my friend.

 

[Wyldfire]

For those with odd food kinks.........

Yellow Squash. With it's bulb shape it can be very interesting. Some even have interesting textures or bumps that can cause all sorts of interesting sensations.

Eggplant. For some bigger is better.


On the Banana issue, if you're afraid of degrading product, try using the Plantain banana. It isn't the kind you can eat right away but it is a hardier variety of banana.

Also, I agree whole heartedly with the use of condoms.

 

[subbielez]

Eggplant, zucchini, squash, and bananas...lol my list of foods to try is growing. ^_^

 

[Primalex]

Maize / Corn

 

[James G 5]

Washing AND condoms

The suggestions about condoms are good, but on a safety note you want to wash the food FIRST and then wash your HANDS thoroughly.
Even using a condom you're going to be touching the item, and it will often have pesticide residue or possibly e.coli or other bacteria on the surface.
Handling it unwashed could lead to cross contamination with a partner's naughty bits.

 

[subbielez]

Well, I can almost walk...hehe...

My domme has just tried both a banana and a cucumber...both were fun, though I think I prefer the cucumber...and of course she did other things to me. A good hour of subbing can put a smile on anyone's face I think. ^_^ Then my domme and I took a shower together to wash off...as if that was all we were doing. But yeah so here I am again...still pleasantly sore and very well-fucked.

 

[graceanne]

I would advise against the use of pumpkins.

So Cinderella went to the first and second ball, and as we all know she was late getting home both times. Her fairy godmother was quite put out, and told her she wasn't going to anymore balls. But Cinderella begged and pleaded until finally the fairy godmother agreed to let her go to the last ball. BUT she had to wear a magic tampon that would turn into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight. Cinderella agreed and promised to be home on time. That night the fairy godmother waited up for Cinderella. Midnight came, then one and then two. It was THREE AM when Cinderella came strolling in.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" the fairy godmother demanded.

"Oh, I ditched that stupid prince and hooked up with this hot guy. We went over to his place and had a BLAST." Cinderella said nonchalantly.

"What was his name?" the fairy godmother asked.

"Oh . . . Peter, Peter something or the other."

 

[DeservingBitch]

Well, I can almost walk...hehe...

My domme has just tried both a banana and a cucumber...both were fun, though I think I prefer the cucumber...and of course she did other things to me. A good hour of subbing can put a smile on anyone's face I think. ^_^ Then my domme and I took a shower together to wash off...as if that was all we were doing. But yeah so here I am again...still pleasantly sore and very well-fucked.

I love me a happy ending!

 

[subbielez]

Believe me so do I!! But who said it's the end?

 

[bandelero]

Well, I can almost walk...hehe...

My domme has just tried both a banana and a cucumber...both were fun, though I think I prefer the cucumber...and of course she did other things to me. A good hour of subbing can put a smile on anyone's face I think. ^_^ Then my domme and I took a shower together to wash off...as if that was all we were doing. But yeah so here I am again...still pleasantly sore and very well-fucked.

Shiny!

It sounds like fun was had by all and a new way for you to enjoy kink was a great sucess !
Teriffic to hear that it all went so well, and thanks very much for letting us know. Now you just have the whole rest of the food aisle to explore lol

(Oh, and by the by...nope, I never did try pumpkin, even with the halloween cut outs, that would be a bit toooooooo veggy)