Food and sex...is it safe?

[bandelero]

So Cinderella went to the first and second ball, and as we all know she was late getting home both times. Her fairy godmother was quite put out, and told her she wasn't going to anymore balls. But Cinderella begged and pleaded until finally the fairy godmother agreed to let her go to the last ball. BUT she had to wear a magic tampon that would turn into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight. Cinderella agreed and promised to be home on time. That night the fairy godmother waited up for Cinderella. Midnight came, then one and then two. It was THREE AM when Cinderella came strolling in.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" the fairy godmother demanded.

"Oh, I ditched that stupid prince and hooked up with this hot guy. We went over to his place and had a BLAST." Cinderella said nonchalantly.

"What was his name?" the fairy godmother asked.

"Oh . . . Peter, Peter something or the other."

muahahahazhah...great tale graceanne

 

[graceanne]

muahahahazhah...great tale graceanne

Your comment about pumpkins reminded me of that joke. LOL

 

[myinnerslut]

So Cinderella went to the first and second ball, and as we all know she was late getting home both times. Her fairy godmother was quite put out, and told her she wasn't going to anymore balls. But Cinderella begged and pleaded until finally the fairy godmother agreed to let her go to the last ball. BUT she had to wear a magic tampon that would turn into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight. Cinderella agreed and promised to be home on time. That night the fairy godmother waited up for Cinderella. Midnight came, then one and then two. It was THREE AM when Cinderella came strolling in.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" the fairy godmother demanded.

"Oh, I ditched that stupid prince and hooked up with this hot guy. We went over to his place and had a BLAST." Cinderella said nonchalantly.

"What was his name?" the fairy godmother asked.

"Oh . . . Peter, Peter something or the other."

peter peter pumpkin eater!

you perverter of childrens rhymes!

 

[graceanne]

peter peter pumpkin eater!

you perverter of childrens rhymes!

 

[~His Kitten~]

I'll admit. That one took me a few minutes to get. But when I did, I laughed!

 

[graceanne]

I'll admit. That one took me a few minutes to get. But when I did, I laughed!

A lot of people look at me blankly when I tell that joke. It's one of the reasons I don't tell it that often - but that was just a perfect opening for that joke. I couldn't resist.

 

[subbielez]

Shiny!

It sounds like fun was had by all and a new way for you to enjoy kink was a great sucess !
Teriffic to hear that it all went so well, and thanks very much for letting us know. Now you just have the whole rest of the food aisle to explore lol

(Oh, and by the by...nope, I never did try pumpkin, even with the halloween cut outs, that would be a bit toooooooo veggy)

lol

And graceanne...also lol.

 

[00Syd]

im in NY. liberal sex ed program. we had to get permission slips signed i think.

Haha okay, I just read this and I had to tell a similar story. I am in NYC, also had a liberal sex ed program. This program involved a class taught by our flaming vice principal in which he brought a banana and a box of condoms to class. We were supposed to put a condom on the banana to learn how condoms work and how to put them on right. Now, I guess our school funding didn't include money for 24 bananas so we only had one. By the time it got around to the last student it was close to mush.

Then our vice principal took the (lubed) condom off of the banana and ate it!

 

[subbielez]

The condom or the banana?

 

[BiBunny]

The condom or the banana?

Mmmm, lubed condom. Yummy!

 

[00Syd]

The condom or the banana?

As far as I know, only the banana. But who knows, he could have slipped the condom into his pocket for later...

 

[myinnerslut]

As far as I know, only the banana. But who knows, he could have slipped the condom into his pocket for later...

eww! mushy banana condoms!

 

[subbielez]

Rofl :d

 

[DVS]

Yes...Douching is really NOT good. It would possibly push the sugar up further causing a pelvic or cervical infection.

Say no to sugary substances near your pussy!

Story of my life. Being such a sweet guy and all, subs always get an infection after sex. Yes, it's sad.

But, I'm quite proud to say that the infection is always quite deep. Very deep, even.



Oh, and if you're interested, I'm a part owner of this bridge...